-Twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced Or-Ron-Jell-Oh and Lee-Mon-Jell-Oh) -A girl named Lettuce (pronounced La Toose Ay) -A young man (in a KC detention center) whose given name was SIR MURDER.
I've been told about the story of Oranjello and Lemonjello.
One of my best friend's government name is "Female" (pronounced Feh-Ma-Lee, but it's still her given name because the doctors wrote down Female on the birth certificate...)
I grew up with a girl who's name was B.G. (short for "Baby Girl")
A kid named "Mister" stole my bike in 3rd grade.
My brother was in school with a girl who's name was "Kissa" which was pronounced "KEE-Sah" which wouldn't be so bad, except for teh fact that her last name was "Butts" (I shit you not!)
I could go on and on... but then again, who the hell am I to talk about "weird names."
When my mom was pregnant with my little brother and later on my sister, she asked me what I wanted to name the kids. For my sister it was either "Sweetie" or "Queenie" and for my brother it was "Martinez."
how fucked up is that? not the fact that there was a kid with that name but that he was third one to have that name. and his brother is ben d weiner????
I went to school with a kid who's mom was named Richardine, pops was naming the first born after him whether it was a boy or girl.
Had another friend growing up who had an aunt named Waxana, she had something like 10 siblings and I guess they just ran out of names.
Dated a girl who's Dad's name was Richard Head, he had a pretty good sense of humor about the name, but I guess you pretty much have to if that's your situation.
One of my best friend's government name is "Female" (pronounced Feh-Ma-Lee, but it's still her given name because the doctors wrote down Female on the birth certificate...)
That's funny, I told V. that I thought that's why R.'s middle name was Female but I had never asked her. So is her twin's middle name Male?
In Mississippi people had some crazy names:
Of course you got Mercedes, Porsche, etc.
My mom works with a woman named Precious
a couple of girls at my high school:
Navodka Terrajuana
in grade school I had a friend whose name was Shannon Gay. His younger brother's name was Sterling Gay.
- Poor fat chick who never got called Elaine, just "Booger Girl" - Mashawanda Crudup - Sohrab Habibion ("So Rob, How Ya Bibion?") - Mike Rakouskas (a new teacher doing roll call was always amusing with that one) - Misty Ide (parents a bit too clever there) - Star (actual boy's given name, parents had high expectations) - Scooby (actual boy's given name, parents had low expectations) - Punk girl whose given name was Rainbow but you'd never know it; she insisted on being called Mary or something like that. - Two brothers with a father from Africa, both of whose names went along the lines of "Dr. K. Aal-Anubia." You called them "Doc" for short. One of them looked (and dressed) like "Beat It" era Michael Jackson. Their *full* names were something like "Dr. Kalsalamakaratamaka Aal-Anubia" except longer and more difficult to pronounce.
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ok, it's not a euphemism like most of the names mentioned, but it's pretty wierd (i used to issue passports so there were always plenty of wierd names):
European Peace Victory Stephens
i'm sure there were plenty of obscene ones too but i get them all confused in a mess of randy this and something beaver...
I can't think of many people with odd given names, but I can run down a list of some nicknames from work:
Jimmy Thumbs (has big-ass thumbs)
Jimmy Shaft (had a vasectomy)
Jew (has a jewish sounding last name, but isn't jewish)
Tommy Feta Cheese (he's greek)
Bald Anthony (he's bald) Tony Broken Leg (broke his leg a few years ago) Talkthony (doesn't shut up)
Montreal/Toronto/Couver (he's from Canada, you use whatever city you're in the mood for)
Hot Dog and Hamburger (two brothers, one's FAT and one's skinny)
Quiet Steve or McVeigh (rarely talks, looks like Tim McVeigh)
Head (huge head)
Fat Steve Not So Fat Steve (two partners named Steve, one's fat as a house, the other one is 'husky')
Boston (guy who has been in the garage for over a year, no one on my side knows his name yet but he always wears a Boston Red Sox hat. We just started calling him Boston instead of learning his actual name)
Leno (has a HUGE chin)
Marley (from Jamaica)
Doofburger (this real doofy guy who limps)
and my personal favorite:
EDWARD SHITTERHANDS!!! (this guy was in the bathroom letting the globetrotters off the bus, and when he came out of the stall someone noticed that he didn't wash his hands. He's been called Edward Shitterhands ever since, usually shortened to Shithands. I don't even know his first name.)
^^dude, how is it that you got off with such a harmless nickname like sweendog?
fellers from the old neighborhood
one ear sears greg (dude's name was ryan, i just called him greg) chopper raul shariff muhanti takuan the bento bunch MUDANG hammy-ham woody maynardo de fresno buddha-pet [RIP] balki bomba captain gus the lip goon the mighty warrior the food critic harley bendino
^^dude, how is it that you got off with such a harmless nickname like sweendog?
In 8.5 years I've been called:
Stringbean Chernobyl (I farted so bad one morning that it cleared half a room) Scissorhands (cut a live cable by accident, wiping out service to a neighborhood... that name gets passed aorund to whoever fucked up last, currently held by Quiet Steve) Nurse Sweeney (my first partner was a 65 year old) Sag Fag (I was an extra in a Woody Allen movie and got into the Screen Actors Guild)
My friends have all been calling me Sweendog since high school, but it's been shortened to Sween over time. Not so fun to have "-dog" at the end of your name when you hit 30.
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I've been told about the story of Oranjello and Lemonjello.
One of my best friend's government name is "Female" (pronounced Feh-Ma-Lee, but it's still her given name because the doctors wrote down Female on the birth certificate...)
I grew up with a girl who's name was B.G. (short for "Baby Girl")
A kid named "Mister" stole my bike in 3rd grade.
My brother was in school with a girl who's name was "Kissa" which was pronounced "KEE-Sah" which wouldn't be so bad, except for teh fact that her last name was "Butts" (I shit you not!)
I could go on and on... but then again, who the hell am I to talk about "weird names."
harry d weiner III
his brother was
benjamin d weiner
how fucked up is that? not the fact that there was a kid with that name but that he was third one to have that name. and his brother is ben d weiner????
Had another friend growing up who had an aunt named Waxana, she had something like 10 siblings and I guess they just ran out of names.
Dated a girl who's Dad's name was Richard Head, he had a pretty good sense of humor about the name, but I guess you pretty much have to if that's your situation.
That's funny, I told V. that I thought that's why R.'s middle name was Female but I had never asked her. So is her twin's middle name Male?
In Mississippi people had some crazy names:
Of course you got Mercedes, Porsche, etc.
My mom works with a woman named Precious
a couple of girls at my high school:
Navodka
Terrajuana
in grade school I had a friend whose name was Shannon Gay. His younger brother's name was Sterling Gay.
hubba bubba
booga eater
googie
monkey
flake
rosie (a dude?)
buddy
sancho dollar
all people i grew up with. . .stein. .
I remember this dude from the army named Bill Dollar. Also some dude with the last name sergeant (but i cant remember his rank).
of course my main man THE ALMIGHTY BUM SUCK.
I worked with a girl named Charmin. and yeah, she was named after toilet paper. real name.
oh, and bum suck swears he knew a dude name Yoo Suk.
- Poor fat chick who never got called Elaine, just "Booger Girl"
- Mashawanda Crudup
- Sohrab Habibion ("So Rob, How Ya Bibion?")
- Mike Rakouskas (a new teacher doing roll call was always amusing with that one)
- Misty Ide (parents a bit too clever there)
- Star (actual boy's given name, parents had high expectations)
- Scooby (actual boy's given name, parents had low expectations)
- Punk girl whose given name was Rainbow but you'd never know it; she insisted on being called Mary or something like that.
- Two brothers with a father from Africa, both of whose names went along the lines of "Dr. K. Aal-Anubia." You called them "Doc" for short. One of them looked (and dressed) like "Beat It" era Michael Jackson. Their *full* names were something like "Dr. Kalsalamakaratamaka Aal-Anubia" except longer and more difficult to pronounce.
E***, your PMs are turned off and your e-mail got bounced back to me.
This is in regards to your "optimism."
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European Peace Victory Stephens
i'm sure there were plenty of obscene ones too but i get them all confused in a mess of randy this and something beaver...
I AINT NO DOOF[/b]
Like I said.
Jimmy Thumbs (has big-ass thumbs)
Jimmy Shaft (had a vasectomy)
Jew (has a jewish sounding last name, but isn't jewish)
Tommy Feta Cheese (he's greek)
Bald Anthony (he's bald)
Tony Broken Leg (broke his leg a few years ago)
Talkthony (doesn't shut up)
Montreal/Toronto/Couver (he's from Canada, you use whatever city you're in the mood for)
Hot Dog and Hamburger (two brothers, one's FAT and one's skinny)
Quiet Steve or McVeigh (rarely talks, looks like Tim McVeigh)
Head (huge head)
Fat Steve
Not So Fat Steve (two partners named Steve, one's fat as a house, the other one is 'husky')
Boston (guy who has been in the garage for over a year, no one on my side knows his name yet but he always wears a Boston Red Sox hat. We just started calling him Boston instead of learning his actual name)
Leno (has a HUGE chin)
Marley (from Jamaica)
Doofburger (this real doofy guy who limps)
and my personal favorite:
EDWARD SHITTERHANDS!!! (this guy was in the bathroom letting the globetrotters off the bus, and when he came out of the stall someone noticed that he didn't wash his hands. He's been called Edward Shitterhands ever since, usually shortened to Shithands. I don't even know his first name.)
fellers from the old neighborhood
one ear
sears
greg (dude's name was ryan, i just called him greg)
chopper
raul shariff muhanti
takuan
the bento bunch
MUDANG
hammy-ham
woody
maynardo de fresno
buddha-pet [RIP]
balki
bomba
captain gus
the lip
goon the mighty warrior
the food critic
harley bendino
In 8.5 years I've been called:
Stringbean
Chernobyl (I farted so bad one morning that it cleared half a room)
Scissorhands (cut a live cable by accident, wiping out service to a neighborhood... that name gets passed aorund to whoever fucked up last, currently held by Quiet Steve)
Nurse Sweeney (my first partner was a 65 year old)
Sag Fag (I was an extra in a Woody Allen movie and got into the Screen Actors Guild)
My friends have all been calling me Sweendog since high school, but it's been shortened to Sween over time. Not so fun to have "-dog" at the end of your name when you hit 30.
haha, those one's I listed were just from work. I've lost track of the sweendoglongisle remixes on here.
Chernobyl (I farted so bad one morning that it cleared half a room)
Meet Hamburger...pictured here after our softball game last night eating a donut off of his beer bottle.
Richard Hertz
John Ouch (pronounced "OWWch")
Phuck Yu (Dave Chappelle)
Anurag Dikshit.