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I can't think of many people with odd given names, but I can run down a list of some nicknames from work:<br /><br />Jimmy Thumbs (has big-ass thumbs)<br /><br />Jimmy Shaft (had a vasectomy)<br /><br />Jew (has a jewish sounding last name, but isn't jewish)<br /><br />Tommy Feta Cheese (he's greek)<br /><br />Bald Anthony (he's bald)<br />Tony Broken Leg (broke his leg a few years ago)<br />Talkthony (doesn't shut up)<br /><br />Montreal/Toronto/Couver (he's from Canada, you use whatever city you're in the mood for)<br /><br />Hot Dog and Hamburger (two brothers, one's FAT and one's skinny)<br /><br />Quiet Steve or McVeigh (rarely talks, looks like Tim McVeigh)<br /><br />Head (huge head)<br /><br />Fat Steve<br />Not So Fat Steve (two partners named Steve, one's fat as a house, the other one is 'husky')<br /><br />Boston (guy who has been in the garage for over a year, no one on my side knows his name yet but he always wears a Boston Red Sox hat. We just started calling him Boston instead of learning his actual name)<br /><br />Leno (has a HUGE chin)<br /><br />Marley (from Jamaica)<br /><br />Doofburger (this real doofy guy who limps)<br /><br />and my personal favorite:<br /><br />EDWARD SHITTERHANDS!!! (this guy was in the bathroom letting the globetrotters off the bus, and when he came out of the stall someone noticed that he didn't wash his hands. He's been called Edward Shitterhands ever since, usually shortened to Shithands. I don't even know his first name.)<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />
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