greatest personal ad ever
The_Hook_Up
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This has been posted all over the interwebs but deserves a another post..made me smile on this Saturday afternoonAre you my soul mate? - 40Reply to: [email]anon-83488690@craigslist.org[/email]Date: Sat Jul 09 22:50:08 2005SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.I'm 40, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me.My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.Serious replies only, please.* this is in or around Felony Flats* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interest
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FUCK YEAH!
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Reply to: [email]pers-373992480@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-07-14, 7:16PM EDT
Im seeking to provide oral service to a safe discreet guy that doesn't feel the need to suck in return. Im 50 6'0 185 brn/blu. Looking for someone I could service from time to time in the norcross, duluth, gwinnett area. Weekdays are best but other times could work. Im very safety minded but if I can meet the right person, who isnt out doing dangerous things...but wants a cooperative mouth for his use..I will give very good oral pleasure.Thanks.
Location: norcross, duluth, lawrenceville
yeah but you gotta click the link because its funnier with the music.
Isn't this utterly ordinary for any craigslist "casual encounters" ad?