the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
OK, Jay Leno.
Sorry, but the original is better. It delivers a one-two punch -- insulting Paris's dignity and insulting her physical appearance.
the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
OK, Jay Leno.
Sorry, but the original is better. It delivers a one-two punch -- insulting Paris's dignity and insulting her physical appearance.
the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
OK, Jay Leno.
Sorry, but the original is better. It delivers a one-two punch -- insulting Paris's dignity and insulting her physical appearance.
i beg to differ.
I prefer the OG. Hilarious mental picture, too, lol.
"while prison officials have stated that Paris will not receive any special treatment, her fellow inmates are hoping to cash in on her fame with a new reality series they call "A simple dyke".
i will be here all weeks folks. make sure to tip your waitresses on the way out.
shit I think the 'ol girl is funny as hell....and pretty darn cute. There have been folks who are treated as if they are comic geniuses who arent even a smidgen as funny as her.
For the benefit of suckers like me who can't listen to any audio while at work: What does she say?
she says paris is goign to jail in a couple days... then she says they are going to give her special treatment to make her feel more comfortable, they are going to paint the bars to look like penises. then she goes on to say "i'm just worried that she's gonna break her teeth on those things."
For the benefit of suckers like me who can't listen to any audio while at work: What does she say?
she says paris is goign to jail in a couple days... then she says they are going to give her special treatment to make her feel more comfortable, they are going to paint the bars to look like penises. then she goes on to say "i'm just worried that she's gonna break her teeth on those things."
YEAH BUT....
Jack Nicklson's reaction > [Hilton's reaction + the actual joke]
Yo, Sarah Silverman could at least play Safety on my team. Check out those broad shoulders!!!!!
That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
No way man... You need to see her in person. She is strikingly beautiful. I thought they were trying to make her look like a a much better looking Amy Winehouse last night. She is fucking dope. Hands down...
Yo, Sarah Silverman could at least play Safety on my team. Check out those broad shoulders!!!!!
That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
No way man... You need to see her in person. She is strikingly beautiful. I thought they were trying to make her look like a a much better looking Amy Winehouse last night. She is fucking dope. Hands down...
I didn't say she didn't have maybe a pretty face or some other striking features. But you can't lie, she's got broad shoulders. I'd blap.
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cosign! yes yes yes!
yep. too much of a stretch.
the joke would have hit harder if she just said "While prison officials have promised that she will not receive any special treatment, insiders report that Paris will receive a 20 minute break each day to suck dick."
Priceless.
I thought they were going to puss out and not show her reaction shot.
OK, Jay Leno.
Sorry, but the original is better. It delivers a one-two punch -- insulting Paris's dignity and insulting her physical appearance.
i beg to differ.
I prefer the OG. Hilarious mental picture, too, lol.
One of the few funny things she's ever said.
i will be here all weeks folks. make sure to tip your waitresses on the way out.
she says paris is goign to jail in a couple days... then she says they are going to give her special treatment to make her feel more comfortable, they are going to paint the bars to look like penises. then she goes on to say "i'm just worried that she's gonna break her teeth on those things."
YEAH BUT....
That was pretty tepid. I'm sure it being MTV and all everyone was in on the joke.
No way man... You need to see her in person. She is strikingly beautiful. I thought they were trying to make her look like a a much better looking Amy Winehouse last night. She is fucking dope. Hands down...
I didn't say she didn't have maybe a pretty face or some other striking features. But you can't lie, she's got broad shoulders. I'd blap.
Smoked a bowl with her after the show. Real nice girl.
the funniest part was totally jack nicholson's reaction. the very definition of schadenfreude