The most important narrative work of this century
faux_rillz
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Yo Ush
What up Kells
Lemme introduce you to this girl, think I really love this girl
Yeah
Man she so fine
Straight up dawg
She stand about five-foot-four, Coca-Cola redbone
Deeeyuuumn!
She drive a black Durango, license plate say ???Angel,??? tattoo on her ankle Plus she???s making pesos, she got a crib on Peachtree right on 17th Street??? And I call her ???TT???
Wait a minute, hold on, dawg--do she got a kid?
Yep
Love some Waffle House?
Yep
Do she got a beauty mark on the left side of her mouth?
Maaaaaan!
Went to Georgia Tech?
Yep
Works for TBS?
Yep
Man I can???t believe this chick??? damn??? mmm???
Tell me what???s wrong, dawg--what the hell you damning bout? I???m your homie, so just say what???s on your mind
Man I didn???t know that you were talking about her
So man you???re telling me you know her--
Do I know her? Like a pastor know his word 
We messing with the same girl, same girl How could the love of my life, and my potential wife be the Same girl, same girl Man I can???t believe that we???ve been messing with the Same girl, same girl Thought she someone that I can trust But she???s been doubling up with us You can't, man we???ve been messing with the same girl
See I met her at this party in Atlantaaaa--
Well I met her at this party in Chicagoooo--
She came right up to me, givin??? me conversation I said, ???do you got a man???? She said, ???No,??? with no hesitation
Well it must be a music thing, ???cause she said the same to me At a party all in my face, when I???m laughin??? and buyin??? her drinks
She whispered in my ear and said ???Can you take me home????
Me too Man she was in the Chi singin??? that same song
Is that true?
And I thought it was true confessions when she said--
???I love you!???Man I thought her body was calling when she said???
???I want you!???
Look I even got some pictures on my phone
Look at there--there she is with some boy shorts on 
We messing with the same girl, same girl She???s the apple of my eye and my potential wifeThe same girl, same girl Man I can???t believe that we???ve been messing around with the same damn girl Same girl, same girl Thought she was someone that I can trust But she???s been doubling up with both of us You can't, man we???ve been messing with the same girl
She said she got me on her ringtone
Are you talkin??? bout the pink phone?
Mm-mm, the blue one
Man, she told me that was turned off!
It???s obvious that she???s been playing us, playing us
Or constantly she???s been lyin??? to us, lyin??? to us
Don???t like the way that she???s been goin??? bout it, goin??? bout it Kells, what do you think we should do about it do about it?
Call her up at her home--she won???t know that I???m on the phone
Yeah man, that???s the way
Homie, we about to bust this trick Man, just axe her to meet up with you, and I???m gonna show up too
And then she won't know what to do
We'll be standing there singing--
We messing with the same girl, same girl She???s was the apple of my eye, and your potential wifeThe same girl, same girl I can???t believe that we???ve been messing with the same girl Same girl, same girl She gonna be lookin??? so stupid when she see us together You can't--manwe???ve been messing with the same girl See, she was takin??? flights going back and forth I would pick her up at the airport Man, I really can???t believe the Same girl, same girl Hey... the same girl same girl[/b]

Comments
- spidey
I know BATMON gives it a 7.5 but I wanna hear more...
I don't know man... folks were going pretty batty about this track round here when it dropped... I think a SS post is pretty low on the totem pole compared to calling the radio station incessantly making requests...
animate it into a gif
change up some of the words into vulgarity and gutteral hilarity
change some of the words and make it obtuse and abstract for a bar here and there
this is a sign of the end times
i hate these guys no matter what
And sense some creepy fan (of faux_rillz, that is) behavior in this thread too -
This thread was fun until you put it that way. Now I might need to put a bullet in my brain.
"Girl, I am your sexosaurus"
I did indeed--although those of you under the mistaken impression that I spent more than five minutes doing so really need to get familiar with the cut/paste and find/replace functions.
Kells is both and more. Or as he put it:
Its better than the last album. Its more street than the last album. Has more guest appearences.
There's no Step joints on it. REAL TALK is my song. This Usher collab is forgettable. Its business as usual for R.Kelly, but he more gully than usual.
And he's on some real Liberace steez w/ the photos w/in the album. Dude looks like he sprayed himself w/ Pam and rolled around in a vat of cubic zirconia.
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Yeah he's the King of R&B right now but come on he's fucking out of his mind. Marvin, Ali, Martin, & Marley have touched people beyond people just enjoying their music. That's a huge bad look for dude.
^^^^JEALOUS OF KELLS!
- Black
- Handsome
- Sings
- Is Rich
Mr. Kelly is 4 for 4 on the above--how do you stack up, Y.Phonz?
Yes--how many people has YP touched?