yuppie or shut-in gay collector?

the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
edited May 2007 in Strut Central
which camp are you in?if you don't know answer these questions...do you drive a suv?how many cats do you have?does your place smell like piss and mold?do you talk to yourself?do you fuck your boss' daughter?have you bathed or showered in the last week?do you like extreme sports?when was the last time you opened your blinds?do you "fish" with old men?do you have a boat?have you ever been to a phish show?do you like people?i fit in more with the gay shut in side but i have an suv
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  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts


    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? yes[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? no[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? rarely[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no, but I "dig" with them[/b]

    do you have a boat? no[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? no[/b]

    do you like people? yes, generally[/b]


  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts


    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? yes[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? no[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? rarely[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no, but I "dig" with them[/b]

    do you have a boat? no[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? no[/b]

    do you like people? yes, generally[/b]


    gay shut in

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    My home is decorated like a tiki lounge.

  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    My home is decorated like a tiki lounge.

    oh thats an important piece of info, correction...

    gay[/b] shut in

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    My home is decorated like a tiki lounge.

    oh thats an important piece of info, correction...

    WAY GAY[/b] shut in

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts


    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? yes[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? you mean X-treme? Yes.[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? today[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no, but I "dig" with them[/b]

    do you have a boat? my dad does[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? yes[/b]

    do you like people? no[/b]


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    do you drive a suv? NO

    how many cats do you have? TWO, BUT WISH FOR MORE

    does your place smell like piss and mold? NO

    do you talk to yourself? SOMETIMES

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? NOPE.

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? YES!

    do you like extreme sports? NO

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? I HAVE NO BLINDS

    do you "fish" with old men? NO

    do you have a boat? NO

    have you ever been to a phish show? NO

    do you like people? UNDECIDED


    which camp are you in?


  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    But wasn't Nate fucking his boss too? I'm confused?

  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts


    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? yes[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? you mean X-treme? Yes.[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? today[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no, but I "dig" with them[/b]

    do you have a boat? my dad does[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? yes[/b]

    do you like people? no[/b]


    have you ever fucked an old man on your dad's boat

    YUPPIE

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,327 Posts
    But wasn't Nate fucking his boss too? I'm confused?


    HELL NO!!!!! That was DocMcOy.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    fucked an old mad on your dad's boat

    please say you meant old maid and not old man.

  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    do you drive a suv? NO

    how many cats do you have? TWO, BUT WISH FOR MORE

    does your place smell like piss and mold? NO

    do you talk to yourself? SOMETIMES

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? NOPE.

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? YES!

    do you like extreme sports? NO

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? I HAVE NO BLINDS

    do you "fish" with old men? NO

    do you have a boat? NO

    have you ever been to a phish show? NO

    do you like people? UNDECIDED


    which camp are you in?


    gay shut in

    i think no blinds is one step more extreme in gay shut-in excellence

  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts


    I drive a Volvo.

    I have three cats.

  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts


    I drive a Volvo.

    I have three cats.

    totally gay shut in

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    which camp are you in?

    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv?YES

    how many cats do you have?2

    does your place smell like piss and mold?NO

    do you talk to yourself?NO

    do you fuck your boss' daughter?ALMOST DID ONCE(MY BOSS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO HAD THIS TRAMPY DAUGHTER WITH BIG KAZOONGAS AND SHE WAS OUR WAITRESS AT THIS BACHELOR PARTY, BUT I GOT TOO DRUNK AND BLACKED OUT AND WOKE UP ON SOMEONE'S(NOT HERS) FLOOR)

    have you bathed or showered in the last week?YES

    do you like extreme sports?NO

    when was the last time you opened your blinds?YESTERDAY, PLANTS NEED LIGHT YOU KNOW

    do you "fish" with old men?NO

    do you have a boat?USED TO, BUT THE ENGINE BLOCK CRACKED

    have you ever been to a phish show?NO

    do you like people?SOMETIMES



    I am in the "girlfriend making me more-and-more-domesticated-by-the-minute-gay collector type"

  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts


    I drive a Volvo.

    I have three cats.

    totally gay shut in

    Dude, my fiance is going to be pissed.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I didn't even read the questions.

    GAY SHUT-IN

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    SHIN GUPPIE.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,041 Posts


    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? yes[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? no[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? rarely[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no, but I "dig" with them[/b]

    do you have a boat? no[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? no[/b]

    do you like people? yes, generally[/b]


  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    which camp are you in?

    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv? yes

    how many cats do you have? 1, though i would say he has me

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no

    do you talk to yourself? of course

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? nope

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? daily

    do you like extreme sports? sometimes

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? monday, other than that i get home too late

    do you "fish" with old men? when you say "fish" do you mean... you know, "fish?"

    do you have a boat? no but i have a cool ladder

    have you ever been to a phish show? hecks no

    do you like people? a couple of them are ok


    what does this make me?

  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts


    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv? no

    how many cats do you have? 2

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no

    do you talk to yourself? all the time. i say hi sir how are you? i'm fine thanks, thanks for asking.

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes

    do you like extreme sports? does extreme digging count?

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? yesterday just a little to spy on my neighbor

    do you "fish" with old men? by fishing do you mean fishing with your clothes on?

    do you have a boat? no i do not

    have you ever been to a phish show? fishbone

    do you like people? not particularly



  • dayday 9,612 Posts
    do you drive a suv? Yes

    how many cats do you have? 1

    does your place smell like piss and mold? the cat box does and no

    do you talk to yourself? sometimes

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? my what?

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? Yes

    do you like extreme sports? Not really

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? Today - but I have shutters sucka (GOML)

    do you "fish" with old men? No, but I "dig" with them

    do you have a boat? No

    have you ever been to a phish show? Yes my wife made me go. Doesn't make it any less gay and/or yuppie-ish though.

    do you like people? Yes, generally



  • do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? had one. will get 3 soon,son[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? no. i sing to myself[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? she's 6 months old.....not yet[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? yes[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? no[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? rarely[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no[/b]

    do you have a boat? yes, a raft in the basement. for the upcoming great flood[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? yes. almost died. seriously[/b]

    do you like people? definitely, but i would wipe them off the face of the earth if given a quick, painless (for them)way of making it happen[/b]


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    do you drive a suv? - No.

    how many cats do you have? - None, but I want one.

    does your place smell like piss and mold? - No.

    do you talk to yourself? - until I get that cat, yes.

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? - No, but she's 10 so it's not really, um, no.

    have you bathed or showered in the last week day? - Yes

    do you like extreme sports? - Only BMX

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? - They been open.

    do you "fish" with old men? - No.

    do you have a boat? - No.

    have you ever been to a phish show? - No.

    do you like people? - Yes, except for yuppies and gay shut-ins.


  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 2,646 Posts

    do you drive a suv? No. Hyundai Elantra.[/b]
    how many cats do you have? none[/b]
    does your place smell like piss and mold? I don't know. No sense of smell.[/b]
    do you talk to yourself? yes. I laugh at my own obsessive in-jokes, as well[/b]
    do you fuck your boss' daughter? I don't fuck anyone's daughter right now. Plus he only has sons and they are all 8 at most[/b]
    have you bathed or showered in the last week? I shower two times a day, but they're short ones to conserve water[/b]
    do you like extreme sports? No[/b]
    when was the last time you opened your blinds? Last week to read by sunlight[/b]
    do you "fish" with old men? ???. No, I think[/b]
    do you have a boat? No[/b]
    have you ever been to a phish show? No[/b]
    do you like people? Sure, why not.[/b]

  • cascas 1,484 Posts

    do you drive a suv?[/b] nope
    how many cats do you have?[/b] no cats over here
    does your place smell like piss and mold?[/b] never that
    do you talk to yourself?[/b] yeah
    do you fuck your boss' daughter?[/b] never that
    have you bathed or showered in the last week?[/b] twice a day
    do you like extreme sports?[/b] nope
    when was the last time you opened your blinds?[/b] only the blinds by my phone get opened. they're watching, sonnathan.
    do you "fish" with old men?[/b] no, but i drink with them.
    do you have a boat?[/b] no water sports of any kind over here
    have you ever been to a phish show?[/b] never that, but i do ride for the roots
    do you like people?[/b] not as much as dogs

  • i'm not gay nor am I a yuppie...mamma I'm a PIMP

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    which camp are you in?

    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv? no[/b]

    how many cats do you have? none[/b]

    does your place smell like piss and mold? Hell no[/b]

    do you talk to yourself? no[/b]

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? no[/b]

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? Mos def[/b]

    do you like extreme sports? Not really[/b]

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? Yesterday[/b]

    do you "fish" with old men? no[/b]

    do you have a boat? no[/b]

    have you ever been to a phish show? No, but I had to work with Widespread Panic for 2 days and The String Cheese Incident for 2 days as well a couple years ago when the production company I work with did shows with them. They were all pretty cool dudes though. The crowds were on some next level white kid dreadlocks trustafarian tie-died shirt birkenstock hackey sack shit!!!!! LOL[/b]

    do you like people? Less and less. I keep a pretty small circle of friends[/b]

  • which camp are you in?

    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv?
    no car, not even a driving licence. i wanna get one soon though

    how many cats do you have? none.
    i hate cats. when i was a little boy we got a cat, a few days later my bird was dead. hated em ever since

    does your place smell like piss and mold?
    hell no

    do you talk to yourself?
    all the time

    do you fuck your boss' daughter?
    im my own boss, but i dont have a daughter

    have you bathed or showered in the last week?
    yes

    do you like extreme sports?
    i do mountain climbing and i wanna go parachuting this summer. but as far as watching them, no. i dont watch TV ever

    when was the last time you opened your blinds?
    dont have blinds. werent there when i moved in and since im so high that noone can look into my windows i didnt buy any

    do you "fish" with old men?
    no

    do you have a boat? no

    have you ever beenl to a phish show?
    what is phish?

    do you like people?
    i've grown to generally detest strangers. that happens when you work in any kind of business wich serves people in one way or another. it can change of course when i get to know em

    what side im on?

  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    which camp are you in?

    if you don't know answer these questions...

    do you drive a suv? nope

    how many cats do you have? 2 and 2 dogs

    does your place smell like piss and mold? when the animals revolt it can

    do you talk to yourself? yup, all the time

    do you fuck your boss' daughter? she's 6, so that's a no

    have you bathed or showered in the last week? everyday, sometimes twice

    do you like extreme sports? skateboarding, yes

    when was the last time you opened your blinds? never, I close them as soon as my wife opens them

    do you "fish" with old men? i used to fish with my old man

    do you have a boat? my daughter has several for the bathtub

    have you ever been to a phish show?
    yup a few, the drummer even came to my house for
    a party in the early 90's. I lived in a big time hippie town, everyone comes out slightly tainted.
    I blame Ken Kesey.

    do you like people? people make the world go round

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