do you drive a suv? - No.how many cats do you have? - One.does your place smell like piss and mold? - No.do you talk to yourself? - All the time.do you fuck your boss' daughter? - God, no. have you bathed or showered in the last week day? - Yesdo you like extreme sports? - Nowhen was the last time you opened your blinds? - This morning.do you "fish" with old men? - No.do you have a boat? - No.have you ever been to a phish show? - HELL No.do you like people? - I try but it's hard these days.
which camp are you in?if you don't know answer these questions...do you drive a suv? No.[/b]how many cats do you have? None.[/b]does your place smell like piss and mold? No.[/b]do you talk to yourself? No, but sing and rap out loud sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment.[/b]do you fuck your boss' daughter? No. She's 12. But I do sleep with my co-workers sometimes.[/b]have you bathed or showered in the last week? Yes. Every day.[/b]do you like extreme sports? No, but I don't dislike them either.[/b]when was the last time you opened your blinds? I don't have blinds. The shades stay open.[/b]do you "fish" with old men? I don't fish with anyone.[/b]do you have a boat? No.[/b]have you ever been to a phish show? No.[/b]do you like people? Mostly. But there are always exceptions.[/b]
do you drive a suv? BATMOBILEhow many cats do you have? CATWOMANdoes your place smell like piss and mold? ONLY BELOW THE MANSIONdo you talk to yourself? FREQUENTYdo you fuck your boss' daughter? I DONT HAVE A BOSShave you bathed or showered in the last week? YES IN MY INDOOR WATERFALLdo you like extreme sports? LIKE SPELUNKING AND CLIFF DIVING? SOMETIMESwhen was the last time you opened your blinds? ALFRED HANDLES THATdo you "fish" with old men? NOdo you have a boat? BATBOAThave you ever been to a phish show? YES, BUT ONLY TO PICK UP A LADYFRIENDdo you like people? NO
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