Drop the softest rap line you know

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  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    "we can kick it just like tie-boe"

  • spivyspivy 866 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts


    Bugged out shit, one eye was hazel, one was blue

    we fled

    I, myself, have yet to endeavor such a woman.

  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.

    True, but if you drop GURUs entire name in a post, it should also contain the phrase "lyrically lyrical with the lyrical bluntz".

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"
    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
    "start with a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons/later we can play a game of chess on the futon"

  • "My name is Kweli"


    hahaha


    i like this thread

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    "we can kick it just like tie-boe"

    Is this the Jadakiss reference? I feel like somebody else said this around the same time.


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Stronjay

    SoulStrut classique!

    If only someone could have endeavored that Stronjay graemlin. That would have been the icing on the cake.

  • probably something by the huggable, lovable, overweight-lover Heavy D. kid n play get referenced a lot for their soft-titled "aint gonna hurt nobody". old school rappers weren't afraid to look soft.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    "we can kick it just like tae-boe"

    Is this the Jadakiss reference? I feel like somebody else said this around the same time.


    It's Akon from that song with Eminem.

    But your man Dilla did once note that he and his crew "kick it like they do at the dojo"


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Domino effect, arts and crafts
    Paragraphs contain cyanide
    Take a free ride on my dart, I got the fashion
    Catalogues for all yall to all praise to the gods

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    "we can kick it just like tae-boe"

    Is this the Jadakiss reference? I feel like somebody else said this around the same time.


    It's Akon from that song with Eminem.

    But your man Dilla did once note that he and his crew "kick it like they do [up][/b] at the dojo"

    Yeah, haha, that line belongs in this thread, too.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    [verse 1]
    With a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons
    Later we can play a game of chess on the futon

    It gets NO softer.


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    Man, I forgot how "Don't Curse" was like the "Symphony" of soft-batch cameos. The jail house outfits? OOF!

    And Pete Rock's verses were...uh...uh...yikes.

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.
    Fabulous Chi Ali, the album w/ "Funky Lemonade," was '92

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.
    Fabulous Chi Ali, the album w/ "Funky Lemonade," was '92

    So was "Dwyck".

    Study up, young'n. http://www.discogs.com/release/250768

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.
    Fabulous Chi Ali, the album w/ "Funky Lemonade," was '92

    This is an interesting. I'm so used to hearing the remix of "Funky Lemonade" that uses Guru's vocals I just assumed DWYCK was first, but now I'm listening to the OG version with the "cool in the shade drink a little lemonade" scratch, so who knows?

    That line from Guru always seemed random as hell.

  • SyminSymin 999 Posts
    "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
    hey this isn't the overmentioned chi ali quotes thread
    its a gifts-unlimited-rhymes-universal lyrical bomb from dwyck... not chi ali related.
    nah i know, my understanding was that Guru was referencing "Funky Lemonade"

    i dont remember where i heard that but
    that really is the most overquoted line in internet rap history.

    Considering that "Dwyck" and Chi Ali's album appeared in the same year, how likely is this? Seems like a coincidence.
    Fabulous Chi Ali, the album w/ "Funky Lemonade," was '92

    This is an interesting. I'm so used to hearing the remix of "Funky Lemonade" that uses Guru's vocals I just assumed DWYCK was first, but now I'm listening to the OG version with the "cool in the shade drink a little lemonade" scratch, so who knows?

    That line from Guru always seemed random as hell.

    i really think it was just an excuse to throw in the bruce willis line. I mean anything goes in 92

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Talking:
    Here's a little bit of old school for ya,
    That goes a little something like this...

    I always tried to be the flyest kid in the block
    The popular one with the rising stock
    So that's when I had this bright idea
    Throw the party of the month
    Nah, the party of the year


    All the fine girls couldn't turn it down
    Now all I gotta do is get my parents out
    Should I send them to a movie
    Nah, send'em to a show
    Let me think, hmmmmmm
    It's gotta be long though


    I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin' home
    It's a Friday night have you seen Aunt Joan
    And don't worry about stayin' out too long
    Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone

    (Beep Beep)
    Have a good time...


    The door bell rings cuz the party's here
    I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Year
    Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man
    (Can't nobody do it like Aaron can)


    First one on the floor, you know that's me
    Bustin' out the moves like it's MTV
    I guess somewhere along I lost my head
    Then I jumped on table, this is what I said,


    People all around you gotta
    (Come get it)
    Everyone together sing it loud
    (Come get it)
    Jump all around come on
    (Come get it)
    What...
    (Come get it)
    Say it again
    (Come get it)


    People all around you gotta
    (Come get it)
    From the left to the right, make noise
    (Come get it)
    Here we go now, come on
    Uh uh what what


    Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Things are goin' great
    Then to my surprise
    Some people walked in, I didn't recognize
    I said fellows yo, ya gotta get out


    (Hey man I heard this was an open house)
    Open house?
    (Yeah that's what the flyers said)
    I didn't put out flyers!
    (Well somebody did)


    Later walked in
    The girl I'm crushin'
    And the kid spilled juice
    On my Mom's new cushion


    I turned around
    Another kid broke a lamp
    (I hope they weren't expensive)
    They got them from France
    But now I won't sweat it
    I'll clean it up later
    'Cause there's a honey over there
    And I really wanna meet her


    People all around you gotta
    (come get it)
    Everyone together sing it loud
    (come get it)
    Jump all around come on
    (come get it)
    What?
    (come get it)
    Say it again here we go, uh
    (come get it)


    People all around you gotta
    (come get it)
    From the left to the right, make noise
    (come get it)
    Here we go now, come on
    Uh uh what what


    Aaron C's in the house, here we go
    Come with it
    One time for the Rodeo


    Break it down
    (go go go go go...)

    ****(now the real trouble starts)
    Is that a car door
    Oh dang I'm in trouble
    Everybody get out now
    On the double
    I'm dead (your done) that's it for me
    I'm gonna be picked off my family tree


    Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had
    I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad
    I'm hustlin' around the house
    Tryin' to clean up the mess
    I sure put my new white Nikes to the test


    The car door slammed
    And they're walking up the steps
    I guess life was good with 10 seconds left
    (AARON!!!???!!!)


    Grounded. . .


    People all around you gotta
    (come get it)
    Everyone together sing it loud
    (come get it)
    Jump all around come on
    (come get it)
    What?
    (come get it)
    Say it again
    (come get it)

    People all around you gotta
    (come get it)
    From the left to the right, make noise
    (Come get it)
    Aaron C's in the house, come on
    (come get it)
    Uh uh what what

    Na Na Na Na....(fades)


  • "Rolling in my 5.0 with the rag top down so my hair can blow"




  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    So was "Dwyck".

    Study up, young'n. http://www.discogs.com/release/250768


    dunno that it precludes guru from making a ref but who knows

  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    aahh.. this used to be a favorite at Hiphopsite..

    "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203" - 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

    "I might have to take my shirt off"; "Yeah son, go in, go in!!" – Jadakiss & Ghostface on "Run"

    "Lord Quas, Mr. Buddah, Madlib Masturbates MC's" - Madlib on King Britt's "Spaces"

    "As I sit back, relax, cuttin' crack, loadin' gats, I think about these sexy rappers that I want to clap" - Black Child on Ja Rule's "Things Gone Change"

    "And I'll touch ya boys like a catholic priest" Sheek from the Lox (Kay Slay freestyle)

    “And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face!” – The Neptunes “Lapdance”

    "You got your girlfriends, I got my boyfriends" - Ja Rule on “Ain’t It Funny”

    I’m the Queens representative” – Q-Tip on “Let’s Ride”

    - spidey

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203" - 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"
    Best ever...don't know why they cut this segment from their year end roundup this year but i imagine they were too busy inexplicably riding nu-jay-z's dick

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    She gets a glimpse of Shawn and she likes that
    He 2-ways her, so she writes back
    Smiley faces after all of her phrases
    Either she the one or I'm caught in The Matrix

    Ha ha this was a truly wtf moment when I first listened to the album. Dropping references to the matrix in a track about a strip club in 2006 is brilliance.

  • Ghostface:
    "yo he never call me
    Come home and still blow cats for me"


    Dr. Dre:
    "i'm right back up in ya when ya nut
    1-2-3 nut, from the D-R-E but"

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    So was "Dwyck".

    Study up, young'n. http://www.discogs.com/release/250768


    dunno that it precludes guru from making a ref but who knows

    It's possible. I don't remember what time of year it was when Chi Ali's album dropped but call me skeptical: I just don't imagine Guru, sitting around, rolling White Owls with some thugged out Bed Stuy types, listening to Chi Ali rapping about the roadrunner and lemonade and thinking, "I'm about to go in the studio with Greg and B tomorrow...maybe I should drop some shit about lemonade in my verse... Hey Dap! Quit hogging that blunt son, take two and pass!"

    Probably just a wild coincidence that lemonade had a banner year in '92. After all, it was a popular drink and all.

  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    I have to go with will smith on this one:

    got a prada
    bag with a lot of stuff in it
    give it to your friend let's spin
    gotta get jiggy with it.
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