The Dolo Yeung Contest (w/prize)
Rockadelic
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He has better records than youHe knows more about records than you doHis house is nicer than yoursHis car is better than your carHe calls folks in their 20's & 30's "kids" and he very respectfully calls me "Gramps".And in the very near future he will be posting a photo of himself and his "mad" record collection.So here's the deal.....Whoever comes up with the most accurate description of what this fine gent and his "mad" records look like will win a prize.This is not just including his physical appearance, but can also include his superior house/car/pet/sex partner or anything else that might just happen to appear in his photo.The prize will be awarded within 24 hours of him posting his picture.Dolo Yeung made my Monday go faster than usual......thanks.
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Where did you get this info from? If he does this then he doesn't owe me a million dollars any more.
Dolo needs to send you the photo first then you make a formal announcement and its on.
Just be prepared......
2. Small time dudes have to understand im overseas right now
3. You are small time
4. The record collecting philosophy as demonstrated by most here is tres gay. Take the six songs that kill you thread. Of the multitude of songs posted the only heater was the andy bey nick drake cover. The rest were trash because the contributors were primarily interested in being willfully obscure rather than posting genuine truth. In saying that my record collection features more little known hot shit than all of yall
5. I have more black friends than anybody here
6. I benchpress the equivalent weight of one tenth of my record collection. I arm curl the equivalent weight of your entire meagre collection.
7. I could beat you up
8. You type southern
9. my posts are hotter
10. im eloquent as fuck
11. Im piff
12. You suck
13. You still suck
14. Fuck you
15. No hard feelings
16. if i had wanted to emulate one of your posts all id have to do is eat a can of expired alphabet soup and wait(or alternatively look at a pic of your moms)
17. You got 99 problems but a bitch aint one(no girls like you.)
18 your mothers mass is so great it generates its own gravitation pull. She waslks down the street getting orbited by tennis balls and shit
19 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
20 th end
A very wise person once told me that the only time rich people actually brag about being rich is when they have a very small penis.
I believe it's a black card.
And in the name of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and the words of the immortal Pimp C: let me see it, let me see it.
i'll take this one
"COLLECT EM ALL!"
This dude is a herb of the lowest degree and
="I keep a very close tally of all my 'black friends'. Counting coworkers and a guy who works at my neighborhood QuikTrip, with whom I have occasionally exchanged friendly nods, I am now up to 12!"
Oh, and his contribution to that Six Songs thread was really moving as well.
I can actually visualize you pausing before adding "today" to the end of that sentence.
I think by "black friends" what Dolo meant to say was friends that used to perform Satanic Witchcraft (AKA The Black Arts) until they were converted by him and his team of adventurous cohorts who travel the world to fight the power of black magic with the obvious choice of, er, white power. Their adventures are being turned in a motivational animated series for the Trinity Broadcasting Network tenatively entitled 'The White Power Fun Hour with Dolo and the Krazy Kool Kids (KKK for short)!!!!!!"
I know a lot about him. It's true that he's overseas right now. He's actually in Taiwan, looking for sponshorship at N*GGER KING. DJ Sheep told me.
...magic...!!!
microscopic penis
My first strut-born location. Thanks!
damn, i was going for the eloquent one. well, back to the drawing board.
i am a fan of this couplet
Samo was the shyt...