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band names that piss you off or make you cringe

edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
edited June 2016 in Music Talk
i'll start

Foo Fighters
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  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Collective Soul
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    vaginal crutons
  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    -puddle of mudd

    -limp bizkit

    and pretty much any other band where the lead singer has a goatee or overly exposed soul patch.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    I always like to check out the stickers at the lower-tier concert venues of the world. One of the best/worst ones I can remember:

    Fingerbowl Jumpstart

    It seems like with most crap bands, you can tell the type of music they play by the name of the band. For instance, this sad Dave Matthews band ripoff a few friends of friends are in the suburbs:

    Stellar Road
  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    THE MERRYMEN
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    vaginal crutons


    cunt puppets






    I own their t-shirt, tho. Busch Beer?
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    "godspeed! you black emporer!" so damn pretentious
    any new rock feathered haircut syle before substance garbage that is named: "The ___________ --(insert noun here)"
  • tirefiretirefire 203 Posts
    Cute is What We Aim For
    Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
    The Eagles of Death Metal
    The Killers
    ...the list goes on and on.

    I did see a band called 'Slut Barf' recently. I thought that was a pretty brilliant name.
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    What about that one band name

    ...And you will know us by the trail of the dead

    That about takes the cake for me.
  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    Death from Above

    Mix-Master Mike
  • BlackmarksBlackmarks 155 Posts
    swollen members
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    swollen members

    Co-Sign!
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    panic at the disco

    This one infuriates me for some reason
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    swollen members

    ooh i forgot about this one

    and The Cunnilinguists (sp?)
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    new potato caboose (hippie cover band)
  • tirefiretirefire 203 Posts
    panic at the disco

    This one infuriates me for some reason

    Could it be because they put an exclamation point after 'panic?'
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    fallout boy
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    ...And you will know us by the trail of the dead

    i always hated that name
  • SyminSymin 999 Posts
    Tower of Power has always seemed like the cornyiest shit out there.
  • spivyspivy 866 Posts
    panic at the disco

    This one infuriates me for some reason
    GANG GANG DANCE... no sir, i don't like it!
  • DustbusterDustbuster 278 Posts
    The Sloppy Seconds (or maybe I like it, I'm not sure)
    The Polyphonic Spree
    Dashboard Confessional
  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
    panic at the disco

    This one infuriates me for some reason

    ooh yeah, good one!


    I'm hatting on CunninLynguists.
  • DrJoelDrJoel 932 Posts
    new potato caboose (hippie cover band)

    Named after a song. Of all the choices not the best, i may have gone with Cream Puff War. Anyhow....

    Killed By Death
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    panic at the disco

    This one infuriates me for some reason

    Could it be because they put an exclamation point after 'panic?'

    That certainly doesn't help.
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts

    Dashboard Confessional

    vomitous
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Maroon 5
    The Transplants
    Audioslave
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts

    Audioslave


    EUGGCHH!!!!
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    string cheese incident
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    badly drawn boy

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