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Tell the most obscure joke you know

SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
edited January 2007 in Strut Central
Here's one almost nobody will get (even though I think its hilarious)Q: Why do koreans always look so pissed?A: They don't have a DROS.hahahahaha.alright, tell the most obscure joke you know.
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  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    I don't get it.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Lot and his wife were walking down the street and she was assaulted.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Lot and his wife were walking down the street and she was assaulted.


    hahaha I've heard that one before and it is funny....

    A variation I heard (and I actaully think the variation is funny) is:

    2 penuts were walking down the street and 1 was assaulted.

    To me, that works better than lot's wife, although definitely not as obscure.
  • edubedub 715 Posts
    Q: What's brown, and sounds like a bell?

    A: Dung!!!


  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    Q: How come the mushroom bought everyone a round in the bar?

    A: Because he's a fun guy to be with!



  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,892 Posts
    Two dudes looking into a hooker's window in Amsterdam.
    "That's the one I'd fuck" says one of the dudes.
    Then a cyclops comes running out and gives him a beating.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Lot and his wife were walking down the street and she was assaulted.


    hahaha I've heard that one before and it is funny....

    A variation I heard (and I actaully think the variation is funny) is:

    2 penuts were walking down the street and 1 was assaulted.

    To me, that works better than lot's wife, although definitely not as obscure.

    right the Lot joke is funny only if you already know the peanut joke which works much better.
  • shakezula808shakezula808 92 Posts
    a boy comes home with scratches all over his body.
    the mother asks, "Bobby, what did you do to yourself?!"
    the boy replies he fell off his bike.
    "Son, I know you don't have a bike, tell the truth."
    Boy says he fell of his skateboard.
    Momma's not having it.
    finally the boy cracks and screams, "Look, it's my cat and I'll fuck it if I want to."
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Three bears were riding in a jeepney. The jeepney loses control & wipes out into a lake. Which bear doesn't get wet?

    The dry bear.
  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    only joke i can think of off the top:

    what do u call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan.


  • shakezula808shakezula808 92 Posts
    what's the difference between a bowling ball and a vagina?












    you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
  • pppppppp 261 Posts
    q: what did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    a: man, if you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I didn't realize until a few years ago that for some Indian folks, you can replace "Polack" in your jokes with "Punjabi" and get big laughs.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I guess I should explain my joke now.


    All soldiers stationed in Korea know what a DROS is. Its stands for "Date of Return from Overseas Service". AKA, it the day you get to leave Korea and go back home. Koreans always look pissed because they don't have a DROS. Well, it was funny at the time anyways.
  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    q: what did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    a: man, if you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.

    i like it.

    dizzybull takes the cake for most obscure. i'd imagine that 99 out of 100 people would not get that joke.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Un catal??n y un madrile??o platican. El madrile??o, "Los catal??nes no saben hablar castellano. Siempre comen letras." El catal??n dice, "Ay, merda."

    El madrile??o dice, "??Ya comiste una!"
  • spivyspivy 866 Posts
    this one is easy and stupid.
    -what did the duck say to the hooker?
    -"put it on my bill!"
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Three bears were riding in a jeepney. The jeepney loses control & wipes out into a lake. Which bear doesn't get wet?

    The dry bear.

    If you try saying "Driver" with a Filipino accent, it sounds like "Drybear"

    peace

    h
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    For the Tagalog speakers:

    In Manila, there's a basketball tournament and the teams are lettered A-Z. Which team wins?
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    Two guys are walking down the sidewalk when they see a dog licking its balls in front of them. The first guy says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second guy responds, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"
  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts
    Un catal??n y un madrile??o platican. El madrile??o, "Los catal??nes no saben hablar castellano. Siempre comen letras." El catal??n dice, "Ay, merda."

    El madrile??o dice, "??Ya comiste una!"


    jajajajajaja
  • hobo_dhobo_d 331 Posts
    whats the difference between jam and jelly?




    a: youll know when i jam my cock in yr ass
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    I may be soft, but I'm not easy.
  • CinisterCeeCinisterCee 863 Posts
    what's the difference between a bowling ball and a vagina?












    you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

    lol
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    Q:

    What goes bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud, bang, thud?

    A:

    A Time Lord committing suicide.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    alright this aint really a joke, per se, but im doing a lil project here at work and came across this...



  • covecove 1,566 Posts
    obscure? i dunno....but...


    Q- why did jesus quit playing hockey?

    ...

    A- because he was tired of getting nailed to the boards!
  • phatmoneysackphatmoneysack Melbourne 1,124 Posts
    Q:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    A: Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    what does a cuban do when he gets a flat tire?


    he drowns.
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    Q:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    A: Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.

    Ahahaha!!!!

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