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  • brokenrecordbrokenrecord 338 Posts
    Here's one that a Swedish friend of mine told me:

    Q: What does a Finn call a banana?
    A: A yellow bend.


    Heikki and Toivo walk into da bar. Dey have a lotta beers, and Toivo gets real drunk. Finally, dey leave da bar. Toivo runs into a telephone pole and falls down. He stumbles up and grabs the pole. Pats it for a second. And goes "Shit Heikki! We're surrounded!"
  • brokenrecordbrokenrecord 338 Posts
    How many record nerds does it take to change a lightbulb?




    Two, one to stand on the turntable, and the other one to press "play".

















    -I made that one up. Sorry.
  • brokenrecordbrokenrecord 338 Posts
    How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?



















    How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?

















    How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?

















    How many broken records does it take to change a lightbulb?














    Thanks folks! I'll be here all week! (Yes, I wrote that one too - I think.)
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    Why did the house wife want her salad tossed?
    " she had croutons up her ass"
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    What has 7 arms and sucks?


























    Def Leppard









    This guy walks into a doctor's office and pulls down his pants. Turns around and the doctor sees a little piece of lettuce sticking out of his ass and says "jesus - what the fuck?" Guy says - "Oh doc that's just the tip of the iceberg!"
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a woman's vagina?

    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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