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Jessica Alba (NSFW)

nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
edited October 2006 in Strut Central
Um, so yeah, i guess im the residant Alba fan, and youve all seen the gifs...well i found another... and NO THIS AINT GOT NUTTIN TO DO WITH RECORDS...but i thought id share anyway.I guess this is kinda NSFW so if you moderators wanna get rid of it: cool, but yeah.um... ...
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  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    I got a woody
  • Imperial_MaoImperial_Mao 1,119 Posts
  • piedpiperpiedpiper 1,279 Posts
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    I got a woody

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    I personally think this is her best angle.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    omg
    WHAT IN the world is that from!?


  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    I don't think I could handle that view in real world. HEART ATTACK BONER.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,964 Posts

    [CB-Radio Cave Effect mic]"UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"[/cbrcem]
  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts


    I guess this is kinda NSFW so if you moderators wanna get rid of it: cool,

    Get rid of it? This should be made a sticky! (ayo?)


  • LuminLumin 807 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out

    Hecks naw, I just added (NSFW) to the subject line so folks don't have giant half-beast/half-man cartoon penises popping up on them at school or the jobplace.

    (Herm, I will never forgive you for that one! )


    But, on a serious note, is that supposed to be an ass?
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    OH SHIT, it just almost happened to me again!!!

    I gotta get out of this thread! Have fun.

    BTW, despite my criticism,

    BETTAKNOWDAT!!!
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out

    Hecks naw, I just added (NSFW) to the subject line so folks don't have giant half-beast/half-man cartoon penises popping up on them at school or the jobplace.

    (Herm, I will never forgive you for that one! )


    Drew,

    Please tell that story again of when, where and how that happened. That was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out

    Hecks naw, I just added (NSFW) to the subject line so folks don't have giant half-beast/half-man cartoon penises popping up on them at school or the jobplace.

    (Herm, I will never forgive you for that one! )


    Drew,

    Please tell that story again of when, where and how that happened. That was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish I could find the OG thread, but it was close to two years old.

    Anyway:

    My last year of grad school I was giving a presentation if one my courses that included a majority of undergrads. I'm up in front of the class talking to them about online forums and how they can be used to foster discussion on news-related websites. I asked for a show of hands for those who were familiar with forums. Only a few responded. So, in addition to the planned example of a basic forum, I decided show them what a more advanced BBS looked like on the overhead projection screen.

    Cue: www.soulstrut.com

    I clicked into one of the first threads on the board. The title seemed innocent enough. Mind you, I hadn't checked in earlier that day. I'm scrolling down the page and rambling about features of the board when *BAM*, a GIGANTIC illustration of a manimal with a HUGE dripping erection appears on the screen. At this point I start buggin', pressing all kinds of buttons on the keyboard to scroll down faster, which only revealed SEVERAL MORE OF THESE PICTURES! I finally shut the web browser while babbling, attempting to gather my thoughts and awkwardly wrap up the presentation. Meanwhile, all the kids are tickled to DEATH, giggling like "WHAT THE FUUUCK WAS THAT?!"

    As I was leaving the building after class, my professor knocked on the window for me to come back in and speak with him. Thankfully he didn't even mention the pictures and gave me a second crack at the assignment, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the most embarassing things I've ever experienced in life.

    Thanks guys!

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts


    I wish I could find the OG thread, but it was close to two years old.

    Anyway:

    My last year of grad school I was giving a presentation if one my courses that included a majority of undergrads. I'm up in front of the class talking to them about online forums and how they can be used to foster discussion on news-related websites. I asked for a show of hands for those who were familiar with forums. Only a few responded. So, in addition to the planned example of a basic forum, I decided show them what a more advanced BBS looked like on the overhead projection screen.

    Cue: www.soulstrut.com

    I clicked into one of the first threads on the board. The title seemed innocent enough. Mind you, I hadn't checked in earlier that day. I'm scrolling down the page and rambling about features of the board when *BAM*, a GIGANTIC illustration of a manimal with a HUGE dripping erection appears on the screen. At this point I start buggin', pressing all kinds of buttons on the keyboard to scroll down faster, which only revealed SEVERAL MORE OF THESE PICTURES! I finally shut the web browser while babbling, attempting to gather my thoughts and awkwardly wrap up the presentation. Meanwhile, all the kids are tickled to DEATH, giggling like "WHAT THE FUUUCK WAS THAT?!"

    As I was leaving the building after class, my professor knocked on the window for me to come back in and speak with him. Thankfully he didn't even mention the pictures and gave me a second crack at the assignment, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the most embarassing things I've ever experienced in life.

    Thanks guys!

    haha, talk about an moment.
    You just made my day!
  • BelsonBelson 880 Posts
    Where do I subscribe to fund a new Scratch'n'sniff Strut?

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    is that even her?
  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    is that even her?

    looks like her, but i'd be very surprised if she subjected herself to such a revealing position. actually, if someone knows it isn't her don't tell. better to believe than to have it ruined.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out

    Hecks naw, I just added (NSFW) to the subject line so folks don't have giant half-beast/half-man cartoon penises popping up on them at school or the jobplace.

    (Herm, I will never forgive you for that one! )


    Drew,

    Please tell that story again of when, where and how that happened. That was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish I could find the OG thread, but it was close to two years old.

    Anyway:

    My last year of grad school I was giving a presentation if one my courses that included a majority of undergrads. I'm up in front of the class talking to them about online forums and how they can be used to foster discussion on news-related websites. I asked for a show of hands for those who were familiar with forums. Only a few responded. So, in addition to the planned example of a basic forum, I decided show them what a more advanced BBS looked like on the overhead projection screen.

    Cue: www.soulstrut.com

    I clicked into one of the first threads on the board. The title seemed innocent enough. Mind you, I hadn't checked in earlier that day. I'm scrolling down the page and rambling about features of the board when *BAM*, a GIGANTIC illustration of a manimal with a HUGE dripping erection appears on the screen. At this point I start buggin', pressing all kinds of buttons on the keyboard to scroll down faster, which only revealed SEVERAL MORE OF THESE PICTURES! I finally shut the web browser while babbling, attempting to gather my thoughts and awkwardly wrap up the presentation. Meanwhile, all the kids are tickled to DEATH, giggling like "WHAT THE FUUUCK WAS THAT?!"

    As I was leaving the building after class, my professor knocked on the window for me to come back in and speak with him. Thankfully he didn't even mention the pictures and gave me a second crack at the assignment, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the most embarassing things I've ever experienced in life.

    Thanks guys!


    JYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    That has got to be one of the BEST Soulstrut related stories/situations EVAR!!!!!!!

    Thank you for sharing that special moment again Drew.
  • bthavbthav 1,538 Posts
    Um, so yeah, i guess im the residant Alba fan, and youve all seen the gifs...

    hate to break it you but thats not jessica alba... ive definilty seen that video, its some brazilian girl who proceeds to cover herself in paint. i um.. a friend showed it to me... yea...
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    FAKE ALBA!

    Alba always looks like she's in need for a sammich. That girl looks like I would need a sammich.


    FAKE ALBA GIFS FINDS = A NEW LOW
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    FAKE ALBA!

    Alba always looks like she's in need for a sammich. That girl looks like I would need a sammich.


    FAKE ALBA GIFS FINDS = A NEW LOW

    I thought that ass looked a little too flat.

    We South Americans know the time when it comes to these things...
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    I've been waiting a good enough reason to share this...NSFW,[/b] OK, basically pron.
  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    Since when do you need a reason to share something of this magnitude?!


    ANSWER ME!!!![/b]
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    I try to play my best cards at the right time.
  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts
    I try to play my best cards at the right time.

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    I've been waiting a good enough reason to share this...NSFW,[/b] OK, basically pron.

    Danno posted this a while back. There is a science to ass.

    EDIT: Don't check out the above link if you still want to enjoy prOn with most white girls in it.
  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    I've been waiting a good enough reason to share this...NSFW,[/b] OK, basically pron.

    Grimace? holy shit. hahahah!

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    drew i hope you didnt edit anything good out

    Hecks naw, I just added (NSFW) to the subject line so folks don't have giant half-beast/half-man cartoon penises popping up on them at school or the jobplace.

    (Herm, I will never forgive you for that one! )


    Drew,

    Please tell that story again of when, where and how that happened. That was TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish I could find the OG thread, but it was close to two years old.

    Anyway:

    My last year of grad school I was giving a presentation if one my courses that included a majority of undergrads. I'm up in front of the class talking to them about online forums and how they can be used to foster discussion on news-related websites. I asked for a show of hands for those who were familiar with forums. Only a few responded. So, in addition to the planned example of a basic forum, I decided show them what a more advanced BBS looked like on the overhead projection screen.

    Cue: www.soulstrut.com

    I clicked into one of the first threads on the board. The title seemed innocent enough. Mind you, I hadn't checked in earlier that day. I'm scrolling down the page and rambling about features of the board when *BAM*, a GIGANTIC illustration of a manimal with a HUGE dripping erection appears on the screen. At this point I start buggin', pressing all kinds of buttons on the keyboard to scroll down faster, which only revealed SEVERAL MORE OF THESE PICTURES! I finally shut the web browser while babbling, attempting to gather my thoughts and awkwardly wrap up the presentation. Meanwhile, all the kids are tickled to DEATH, giggling like "WHAT THE FUUUCK WAS THAT?!"

    As I was leaving the building after class, my professor knocked on the window for me to come back in and speak with him. Thankfully he didn't even mention the pictures and gave me a second crack at the assignment, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the most embarassing things I've ever experienced in life.

    Thanks guys!




    Sorry, Drewn.

    (By "sorry" I mean "goddamn I wish I could've been sitting in that classroom to witness that!")

    Herm
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts


    I wish I could find the OG thread, but it was close to two years old.

    Anyway:

    My last year of grad school I was giving a presentation if one my courses that included a majority of undergrads. I'm up in front of the class talking to them about online forums and how they can be used to foster discussion on news-related websites. I asked for a show of hands for those who were familiar with forums. Only a few responded. So, in addition to the planned example of a basic forum, I decided show them what a more advanced BBS looked like on the overhead projection screen.

    Cue: www.soulstrut.com

    I clicked into one of the first threads on the board. The title seemed innocent enough. Mind you, I hadn't checked in earlier that day. I'm scrolling down the page and rambling about features of the board when *BAM*, a GIGANTIC illustration of a manimal with a HUGE dripping erection appears on the screen. At this point I start buggin', pressing all kinds of buttons on the keyboard to scroll down faster, which only revealed SEVERAL MORE OF THESE PICTURES! I finally shut the web browser while babbling, attempting to gather my thoughts and awkwardly wrap up the presentation. Meanwhile, all the kids are tickled to DEATH, giggling like "WHAT THE FUUUCK WAS THAT?!"

    As I was leaving the building after class, my professor knocked on the window for me to come back in and speak with him. Thankfully he didn't even mention the pictures and gave me a second crack at the assignment, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the most embarassing things I've ever experienced in life.

    Thanks guys!




    Sorry, Drewn.

    (By "sorry" I mean "goddamn I wish I could've been sitting in that classroom to witness that!")

    Herm
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