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Don't Let Screech Go Homeless

GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
edited June 2006 in Strut Central
As a community we came together last year to save those who felt the wrath of Katrina, now I think we need to show our genoristy once again and help my boyhood hero Dustin Diamond AKA Screech save his home.Together we can make a differencehttp://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tv/screech-is-packing-180442.php
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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    he seriously hasn't considered an adult film career by this point?
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,633 Posts
    Dude needs to know how to sell his persona. He should be doing insurance commercials, car dealership commercials, porn, motivational speaking, security, etc. Dude fucking dropped the ball!
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    he seriously hasn't considered an adult film career by this point?

    That's probably as close to a real acting job as he'll ever get again. Why not exploit your large unit? It's no more embarassing then what he's doing right now.
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    FLACCID
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I was talking to an entertainment reporter friend yesterday, who said his first interview was with Dustin Diamond. He said D-squared started yelling at him when he asked if he had gotten more work now that there were so many opportunities for, "former TV stars and B-list actors on cable."

    "Dude. Get it right. I am A list."

    Nice look, screeech.
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    FLACCID

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,633 Posts
    I was talking to an entertainment reporter friend yesterday, who said his first interview was with Dustin Diamond. He said D-squared started yelling at him when he asked if he had gotten more work now that there were so many opportunities for, "former TV stars and B-list actors on cable."

    "Dude. Get it right. I am A list."

    Nice look, screeech.

    I wish we'd have a Selma Hayek moment right now just so we could clown dude for saying that.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    I was talking to an entertainment reporter friend yesterday, who said his first interview was with Dustin Diamond. He said D-squared started yelling at him when he asked if he had gotten more work now that there were so many opportunities for, "former TV stars and B-list actors on cable."

    "Dude. Get it right. I am A list."

    Nice look, screeech.

    I wish we'd have a Selma Hayek moment right now just so we could clown dude for saying that.

    I don't think this story is true.

    I've ate with Screech and he revels in his B-list cult status. He knows who he is and how people see him.
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    Anybody know his birth name? I'm pretty sure it isn't DUSTIN DIAMOND. Anyone who calls their son that HAS to be in the adult biz.
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,633 Posts
    I was talking to an entertainment reporter friend yesterday, who said his first interview was with Dustin Diamond. He said D-squared started yelling at him when he asked if he had gotten more work now that there were so many opportunities for, "former TV stars and B-list actors on cable."

    "Dude. Get it right. I am A list."

    Nice look, screeech.

    I wish we'd have a Selma Hayek moment right now just so we could clown dude for saying that.

    I don't think this story is true.

    I've ate with Screech and he revels in his B-list cult status. He knows who he is and how people see him.

    Does dude even have cult status?
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Anybody know his birth name? I'm pretty sure it isn't DUSTIN DIAMOND. Anyone who calls their son that HAS to be in the adult biz.

    his legal ID says Dustin Diamond.

    It's scary how much I know about this man legend
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    But who's buying the t-shirt?
  • DrJoelDrJoel 932 Posts
    "You been workin' out?"

    'Yeah, i got a six pack. Started out with a 40.'

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    I have zero sympathy for this guy. Tough shit.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    But who's buying the t-shirt?

    dude plaese don't let this become the vote for pedro terd shirt of summer '06.
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    "You been workin' out?"

    'Yeah, i got a six pack. Started out with a 40.'


    Nice one. Can anyone up this clip?

    "You just let screech in the club?"
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I was talking to an entertainment reporter friend yesterday, who said his first interview was with Dustin Diamond. He said D-squared started yelling at him when he asked if he had gotten more work now that there were so many opportunities for, "former TV stars and B-list actors on cable."

    "Dude. Get it right. I am A list."

    Nice look, screeech.

    I wish we'd have a Selma Hayek moment right now just so we could clown dude for saying that.

    I don't think this story is true.

    I've ate with Screech and he revels in his B-list cult status. He knows who he is and how people see him.

    Well, the dude is my best friend, and I tend to believe him. So, we could have a Selma Hayek moment where the interviewer comes on to tell his story. In DD's defense, it is not with the world's greatest newspaper (Peoria, IL) so he might not have appreciated that from a podunk town.

    This came up yesterday, because at my new job, I got my first producer job: Martin Abramowitz's Retirement DVD. We all start somewhere.
  • DrJoelDrJoel 932 Posts
    "You been workin' out?"

    'Yeah, i got a six pack. Started out with a 40.'


    Nice one. Can anyone up this clip?

    "You just let screech in the club?"

    Try the China Club.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    He may be Screech to some, but to me he'll always be the guy that beat the beejeebus out of Horshack on Celebrity Boxing....
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    i'm with raj on this one... i feel no sympathy.

    welcome to the fucking real world, dustin... when's the last time you had a dayjob?

    just move into an apartment and stop trying to ride something you never had. maybe fred savage needs a roommate.
  • LuckyLaneLuckyLane 35 Posts
    He may be Screech to some, but to me he'll always be the guy that beat the beejeebus out of Horshack on Celebrity Boxing....

    That was so sad...Horseshack was a pathetic old man, you could see the shame in Screech's eyes afterwards. It's like smackin' grandma.
  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    so is this dude really mike diamond's (from the beastie boys) brother? or is that some bullshit?
  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts
    Fuck Screech.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    so is this dude really mike diamond's (from the beastie boys) brother? or is that some bullshit?

    LOL! NO, that is some bullshit.
  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    so is this dude really mike diamond's (from the beastie boys) brother? or is that some bullshit?

    LOL! NO, that is some bullshit.

    ok I kinda figured... maybe he should try to be now though?
  • pknypkny 549 Posts
    He should call on his Saved by the Bell hommies to hold a car wash for him or some shit.
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Jessie got that showgirls money.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Sorry.....I already donated to the "Help Jm. J Bullock Get His Teeth Cleaned" Fund.
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    A friend of mine was Skippy from Family Ties roommate for awhile. "skippy" would eat his food and deny it, but with crumbs from the food he was accused of eating on his shirt and shit.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    That dude looks like he hasn't missed a meal since the show ended.
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