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I Have Herpes

GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
edited April 2006 in Strut Central
For real. EdPowers gave it to me.Shit is f*cked up right about now.I'll holler at y'all in a week.
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  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Welcome to the family.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    that's called scientology.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    BAN QUARENTINE
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    that's called scientology.

    This is one case where I am happy about the web filters installed at my work. Note to self: don't read this thread at home.

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,390 Posts
    BAN QUARENTINE MYSPACE
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    wonderful !

    now for your location......



    EdPowers > me
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    wonderful !

    now for your location......



    EdPowers > me

































  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    uhhh,excuse me sir.....thats a Capital E & P......EdPowers[/b] > me

    and make sure "me" stays lower case.....


    fix it buddy.....
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    this is god talking !
























































  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    hey,




















































  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.

    "Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.

    and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.

    I MEAN LIKE DAYUM!
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    "Ooh, he not to kiss her
    True, she do got a blister
    Now the movie plot twist like a Twizzler
    If I wanted my meat burnt
    I'd go to Sizzler"

    Doom
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Damn son, I can't even go get some lunch w/out edpowers swingin from my nuts. Alls I did was type ya damn name just like I see it on the board every goddamn day!!!!

    Who knew you were so persnickety?


    Yes, I'm mad doggie.
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    persnickety

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.

    "Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.

    and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.

    I MEAN LIKE DAYUM!
    stick with chlamydia... f'reals, son.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Can we get some more STD stories/sightings in this b*tch?
  • 1219197712191977 323 Posts
    glad I "raer"ly get any action .... that shit is all over the place. Marriage is good.
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    Marriage is good.
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Enjoy yr last few minutes, oh persnickety one EDPOWERS.

    I'm free before lunch.


  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    i loved how bright yellow your avatar is/was.....it attracted so much attention whenever you posted


    oh well ....


    time to find another victim
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    i loved how bright yellow your avatar is/was.....it attracted so much attention whenever you posted


    oh well ....


    time to find another victim

    Get off your own scrote.


    LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Gene is now free, but this whole thing goes down as INSTANT CLASSIC in my book of SoulStrut's Best.
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Gene is now free, but this whole thing goes down as INSTANT CLASSIC in my book of SoulStrut's Best.

    Burn that book hommie.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts

    Burnthat book hommieing sensation from the herpes g.p. gave me. the gift that keeps on giving.
  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.

    "Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.

    and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.

    I MEAN LIKE DAYUM!

    We all carry the herpes virus, whether it's chicken pox, cold sores, shingles, or genital herpes...While it's not ideal to transmit "them" [sic] to your partner, genital herpes can be easily controlled with antiviral medication. One study found that in men who had sex with an infected partner and only used condoms 50% of the time, the rate of transmission was only 2-3%.

    I don't love the term "triflin' bitch," but I do love that the recounting of the story included the muffin (an important detail).
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    How my ass aint got some fucked up std and 32 babies at this point in my life is f*cking amazing. Where can one find/buy condoms if I was to decide to try one sometime? Hospitals? Porno Shops? Liquor Houses?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    last time I got an STD test I literally had to demand that they test for herpes*. otherwise they don't include it on the normal panel. the doctor was like "we don't really advise testing for it as most people carry it and once you know you have it it may inhibit you socially, etc...." I'm like WTF? I sorta want to know if I'm placing any future sexual partners at risk. my homie said his dr. gave him the exact same run-around. the protocol these days apparently is not to test for it and just to treat it if symptoms ever arise.

    (*negative batches!)
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
    Best also to get tested under a false name, just in case they find anything nastay and put it on your rap sheet.

    Hated co-workers a good source of names.
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