ayo keith get me another poptart..this movie`s great
i wish my cousin nad was here - he know these things nosorryidon`t
here`s something we thought we should mention, ballheaded girls with extensions, here`s something we thought you should know, listen up it might make ya hair grow..
little derwin got something jenny could never do..lissssennn
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
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The "Get A Kit" skit on 8 Ball & MJG's "Living Legends" was the first skit in years to make me laugh out loud.
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
Major cosign.
All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."
One that's bugged is from Ultra 'The Legacy Continues'. The intro skit to 'Bizarre' where Tim & Keith are at the zoo, and Keith is checking out the ass on the giraffe. The 'MC Everybody' skit on Black Moon 'Total Eclipse' is good too.
my all time favorite skit is the intro to 'life's a bitch' from Mac Dre. i love that the founder of the thizz movement went to jail for sticking up banks and pizza parlours. classic
the coup - piss on your grave skit in the middle, where he's at the national monument and starts peeing on george washington's grave is great
digital underground - jerkit circus. for obvious reasons
kool g rap's intro to 4 5 6. "Who got bank! Broke ass mufuckas!"
i don't know if it's a skit or just a breakdown part, but when you overdid holmz you had too much to drink and the cop says "guns and roses dude" and the dude who overdid it holmz AKA had too much to drink is talmbout paula abdul.
also may not be technically a skit but how long have you been listening to the worlds famous?
i like the way you talk is the best thing I've ever heard
i like the way you talk
kool keith skits really are unfuggwittable though srsly comeon rat burger moosebumps whatever
I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.
Major cosign.
All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."
i was always fond of "your mother likes to visit the old churches"
the dating game on handsome boy white people. dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.
"first ill pick you up in the wu mobile, then we'll stop off at the wu amusment park, get some popcorn n sh*t. next ill take you to the wu spa and after that we'll get some chinese food from wu delivery"
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"Aint no cutup in here...I'll cut your little ass up..."
i wish my cousin nad was here - he know these things nosorryidon`t
here`s something we thought we should mention,
ballheaded girls with extensions,
here`s something we thought you should know,
listen up it might make ya hair grow..
little derwin got something jenny could never do..lissssennn
Major cosign.
All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."
"I don't participate in that self-rape..."
"You hoes can not fade street militaraaaaaay..."
"Just put the gottdamn armor-all on the tires..." (r&b, but damn funny)
Butcept I replace "Driving Miss Daisy" with "Crash" in my private Flav garden.
I also love how you can hear Chuck D spit while he says "Smell the smoke from all around." Authentic.
pull your waste up or the shirt down.
haha...classic.
I think he lives in bk now.
the coup - piss on your grave skit in the middle, where he's at the national monument and starts peeing on george washington's grave is great
digital underground - jerkit circus. for obvious reasons
kool g rap's intro to 4 5 6. "Who got bank! Broke ass mufuckas!"
OH SHIT! hell yeah dude.
other favorites:
- Juvenile- After Cash Money Concert
- the slum village skit when theyre rollin up to the club bumping Leo Sayer
I was just about to post this, my favourite kool keith skit ever!
also may not be technically a skit but how long have you been listening to the worlds famous?
i like the way you talk is the best thing I've ever heard
i like the way you talk
kool keith skits really are unfuggwittable though srsly comeon rat burger moosebumps whatever
i like the way keith talk man
"hi warren"
"Oh F*ck, there's a horse in the hospital"
The Group Home skit where dude says "F*ck That!" about 15 times, one after the next....
The Beatnuts shit where the chick calls and they put the donkey sound over her voice...
"Onyx tape, 3-9-9 my friend, come buy from me...no no no no!"
i was always fond of "your mother likes to visit the old churches"
peace, stein. . .
"Yo RZA how many bites did it take you to chew your f*ckin arm off?"
*gun shot*
then we'll stop off at the wu amusment park, get some popcorn n sh*t.
next ill take you to the wu spa
and after that we'll get some chinese food from wu delivery"