Your Favorite HipHop Skitz?

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  • FSNSFSNS 163 Posts
    "Cutup??"

    "Aint no cutup in here...I'll cut your little ass up..."


  • ayo keith get me another poptart..this movie`s great


    i wish my cousin nad was here - he know these things nosorryidon`t



    here`s something we thought we should mention,
    ballheaded girls with extensions,
    here`s something we thought you should know,
    listen up it might make ya hair grow..



    little derwin got something jenny could never do..lissssennn

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    The "Get A Kit" skit on 8 Ball & MJG's "Living Legends" was the first skit in years to make me laugh out loud.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.

    Major cosign.

    All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    YOUR SHIRT IS DIRTY

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    YOUR GRANDMOTHER LIKES TO VISIT THE OLD CHURCHES

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    WHERE IS THE TIGER? WHERE IS THE TIGER???

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Two that stand out in my mind are the aforementioned Dela Soul Is Dead skits and The Fugees Chinese restaurant skits. Those cracked me up.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    "Sittin in the harris county jail spending all my little time..."

    "I don't participate in that self-rape..."

    "You hoes can not fade street militaraaaaaay..."

    "Just put the gottdamn armor-all on the tires..." (r&b, but damn funny)

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    I like that little skit at the beginning of "Burn Hollywood Burn".

    Butcept I replace "Driving Miss Daisy" with "Crash" in my private Flav garden.

    I also love how you can hear Chuck D spit while he says "Smell the smoke from all around." Authentic.

  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    WHERE IS THE TIGER? WHERE IS THE TIGER???

    pull your waste up or the shirt down.


    haha...classic.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    WHERE IS THE TIGER? WHERE IS THE TIGER???

    pull your waste up or the shirt down.


    haha...classic.

    I think he lives in bk now.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    One that was classic was the KungFu chinese restaurant skit in Fugees The Score.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    TOOTHBRUSH? TOOTHPASTE! YOU BETTER SUCK IT OUT THE CREST MASTER PUMP!

  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    ghostface...pretty tony intro. classic.

    ayo ghost they got a new insurace company out there man called AFLAC[/b] with a fucking duck

    i hear ya bro....stop eatin that pork

  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    One that's bugged is from Ultra 'The Legacy Continues'. The intro skit to 'Bizarre' where Tim & Keith are at the zoo, and Keith is checking out the ass on the giraffe. The 'MC Everybody' skit on Black Moon 'Total Eclipse' is good too.

  • BigRubeBigRube 15 Posts
    my all time favorite skit is the intro to 'life's a bitch' from Mac Dre. i love that the founder of the thizz movement went to jail for sticking up banks and pizza parlours. classic

    the coup - piss on your grave skit in the middle, where he's at the national monument and starts peeing on george washington's grave is great

    digital underground - jerkit circus. for obvious reasons

    kool g rap's intro to 4 5 6. "Who got bank! Broke ass mufuckas!"

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts

    digital underground - jerkit circus. for obvious reasons

    OH SHIT! hell yeah dude.

  • I'D RATHER BE PIMP-STRUTTIN' ON HOT BLACK TAR...

    other favorites:
    - Juvenile- After Cash Money Concert
    - the slum village skit when theyre rollin up to the club bumping Leo Sayer

  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    "oh shit im shot!!!!"

  • The intro skit to 'Bizarre' where Tim & Keith are at the zoo, and Keith is checking out the ass on the giraffe.

    I was just about to post this, my favourite kool keith skit ever!

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    i don't know if it's a skit or just a breakdown part, but when you overdid holmz you had too much to drink and the cop says "guns and roses dude" and the dude who overdid it holmz AKA had too much to drink is talmbout paula abdul.

    also may not be technically a skit but how long have you been listening to the worlds famous?

    i like the way you talk is the best thing I've ever heard

    i like the way you talk

    kool keith skits really are unfuggwittable though srsly comeon rat burger moosebumps whatever

    i like the way keith talk man

  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    "is this cheezy weezy?"
    "hi warren"

  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    "Call 1-800 5 Pee Pee 4 Doo Doo"
    "Oh F*ck, there's a horse in the hospital"

    The Group Home skit where dude says "F*ck That!" about 15 times, one after the next....

    The Beatnuts shit where the chick calls and they put the donkey sound over her voice...

    "Onyx tape, 3-9-9 my friend, come buy from me...no no no no!"

  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    I'm sorry, but the best skits ever are on KMD's first album, when they have the foreign language record clips as a character. It gets absolutely no better than those. If you haven't heard them, go download them since the CD is hard to turn up.

    Major cosign.

    All the Mr Hood stuff is pure gold. Particularly Mr Hood Meets Onyx. "What size are your slippers? they are too small."

    i was always fond of "your mother likes to visit the old churches"

    peace, stein. . .

  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    Not THAT Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th St. that plays ball in the park

  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    Vanilla Ice he's the best - I love his dances and his moves.........and plus his dances...

  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    I love Gravediggaz - 360 Questions

    "Yo RZA how many bites did it take you to chew your f*ckin arm off?"
    *gun shot*

  • the dating game on handsome boy white people.
    dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.
    "first ill pick you up in the wu mobile,
    then we'll stop off at the wu amusment park, get some popcorn n sh*t.
    next ill take you to the wu spa
    and after that we'll get some chinese food from wu delivery"
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