Your Favorite HipHop Skitz?
batmon
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There are so damn many out there, but he are a few of the one's that stick in my mind.Redman's Stickup kid skitsKool Keith's Record CEO @ the restaurant skit from MatthewDont Drink that Wine from NWA's Efil4gazzinThe little acting at the end of GrandMaster Flash's The MessageAkanelye's smack the chick skit @ the beginning of that robbery songADD ON/DO YOU.
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DUMBEST SKIT EVER!
Redmans brick City skits still crack me up as well.
Gravediggaz intro to 'trippin'
WuTang...
"an keep feedin ya an feedin ya an feedin ya"
the list goes on.
[Alan]
A-B-C-D-E
(Wait, Alan,
may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don't try and steal my spot
A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B B B
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself - f**k you!
G - Get out my house
H - Homer
I - Idiot
J - Jackoff
King, King K
Alan King of MY castle
L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit
M - my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad? The question is no
N - N is for New York City
O - oh O, oh no
You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
Q - quote
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
Unquote
R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
rough, rest {*snores*} resume
S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
U - you will never understand
V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
X, X - X amount of times I tell you
you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
Y? I don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's
Yes, and my brain is fever-zapped right now, so I can't remember a damn thing. I'm listening to Busta's 'Extinction Level Event' right now, and I almost forgot how funny the skits on that one is.
"Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning, and I don't even tip him"
Redman got the good skit action too. Dre always brought it, from NWA and on. A lot of shitty skits in hiphop overall, though.
peace.
but some Ithought were really funny when i was a youngin : DJ Eaaaaaaaaaasy dick
and the only thing i ever liked from master P. 'This P...' 'P let me hear you say ughnn' '.unungngn!' 'This aint no muthafuckin P'
co-sigs. was just about to post that...i was singin' the theme this week on my walk to work.
also add: wu-tang, "what do you mean is he fuckin' dead?" and ghostface's "I got a message for smokey."
"My name is Knuckles but ni***z call me Clyde."
LOLOLOL
I was the captain of a ship bwoy..
captain of a ship!!!
I owned and operated my own sea vessel.
SMACK "I dont care if its rainin' or snowin', u betta get to some hoein'!" SMACK
record ("Woke up - didn't choke up - saw my AK, it was broke up")
counts, then that one.
cosign on the $20 Sack Pyramid, too - "oooh that box in your room!"
I remember being freaked out when I learned that was D.O.C.'s actual voice
at that point...
I GOT THE BID-DOX LETS DO THIS LIKE BRUTIS
in tearz. Even though they may be trying to be serious, when rza just start yelling that shit and screaming, I always crack up.
Some dude was trying to tell my friend the other day that Only Built for Cuban Lynx would have been an amazing album without[/b] the skits. Those are some of the finest skits. Dyeing wally's?!
"I'm funkier than a six year old yoga mat!"
dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.
Oh fuck how can I forget that one. Prince Paul is the funniest dude in all of Hip-hop, anybody ever check out the liner notes on that one Stetsasonic LP where he thanks the creater of undershirts?
"Your shirt looks like a curtain."
"Fisher Price my first Timberlands."
SHIT GET GREASY
ONLY ONE MAN LEFT STANDING!
AND HE GOES. BY THE NAME. OF PEEDI.
PEEDI CRAKK! PEDRO.
EVERYBODY KNOWS
HE GOES FOR THE MONEY.
AIN'T A DAMN THING FUNNY!
FEEL THE PAIN
STATE PROP. CHAIN GANG.
WHAT!! GRRRRRRR...
HEH... YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
CHECK THIS OUT DOGS I'M THROWIN A MOTHERFUCKIN SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN BOSS MAN YOU KNOW
(BODYBOBABY???)
KNOWWHATIMSAYIN STRAIGHT WEST SIDE 2-4, GHOST TOWN, ACORNS, CAMP-BELL, (3-4), INFIRMARY, POPLAR PARK, LOWER BOTTOM (ADAMS STREET BABY 2-3, 3-8...)
LIKE THAT... SO UH... LETTIN EM KNOW STRAIGHT FROM THE WEST BROTHER MAN KICK THAT SHIT
YEAH I'MA DROP THE JARGON ON THESE HOES MAN
REG MAN THESE HOES BE LIKE SAANI WHY YOU LOOK SO MEAN
ITS LIKE
BABY THAT'S LIFE KNOWWHATIMSAYIN BUT UH
CHECK THIS OUT UH... YOU LIKE FINE THAN A MOTHERFUCKER YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
BUT UH... GET YOUR ASS UP OUTTA HERE MAN YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
IT'S LIKE...
I'M BOUT TO BLAST YOUR ASS YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
YOU DOG VAGINA ASS BEYOTCH
IT'S LIKE,
YOU FUCKED MY POTNA ALREADY I MEAN I CAN'T HAVE YOU
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG, YOU LIKE...
THE WAY YOU SMELL BOUT TO MAKE ME ERRL IT'S LIKE
YOU SMELL LIKE SEVEN DAY OLD MEAT I MEAN...
UH
OH SHIT I GOT A PAGE... OH... I GOTTA GO... SEE YOU LATER.... BYEBYE
YOOOUUU KNOOOOOW??