This white dude is playing basketball with a bunch of black guys and after the game they are in the showers together.
The white dude notices that the few black guys around him are really well endowed and says to one of them...."I've always heard you guys had big dicks but I always thought it was an Urban Legend.".
The black guy winks at his buddies and tells the white dude..."No man, it's true. You see when we're little kids our mother's tie a one pound rock to our dicks and it stays there until we're all stretched out".
The white guy, amazed at this inside info he just heard says "Damn, I knew there had to be some sort of secret"!!!
Later on after the white guy leaves the black guy and his buddies have a good laugh about it.
About three weeks later the white guy is walking down the street and he runs into the black guy from the shower. "Dude, I just want to thank you about that secret you told me"
Black guy is puzzled and says "What secret?"
"You know" says the white dude..."The one about tying a rock to my dick"
The black guy is stunned and says "YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT, DID YOU!!!???"
To which the white guy replies..."I sure did and after three weeks I'm halfway there....It's BLACK!!!"
Unfortunately, your faulty logic is rearing its head again...To identify so-called "tendencies" among ethnic groups is essentialist and stereotyping. Recognizing common cultural practices or shared beliefs that are hallmark to certain ethnic groups is not.
My bad. The way I worded it does sound essentialist, but what I'm attempting to say is what you more elloquently wrote here.
Unfortunately, your faulty logic is rearing its head again...To identify so-called "tendencies" among ethnic groups is essentialist and stereotyping. Recognizing common cultural practices or shared beliefs that are hallmark to certain ethnic groups is not.
My bad. The way I worded it does sound essentialist, but what I'm attempting to say is what you more elloquently wrote here.
Whew, glad that we agree...I was just informed that clicking on and responding to these threads is . Therefore, I'm bowing out of this one.
This white dude is playing basketball with a bunch of black guys and after the game they are in the showers together.
The white dude notices that the few black guys around him are really well endowed and says to one of them...."I've always heard you guys had big dicks but I always thought it was an Urban Legend.".
The black guy winks at his buddies and tells the white dude..."No man, it's true. You see when we're little kids our mother's tie a one pound rock to our dicks and it stays there until we're all stretched out".
The white guy, amazed at this inside info he just heard says "Damn, I knew there had to be some sort of secret"!!!
Later on after the white guy leaves the black guy and his buddies have a good laugh about it.
About three weeks later the white guy is walking down the street and he runs into the black guy from the shower. "Dude, I just want to thank you about that secret you told me"
Black guy is puzzled and says "What secret?"
"You know" says the white dude..."The one about tying a rock to my dick"
The black guy is stunned and says "YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT, DID YOU!!!???"
To which the white guy replies..."I sure did and after three weeks I'm halfway there....It's BLACK!!!"
Jeez, this joke was way too long, not funny, and suspect as HELL!!
This white dude is playing basketball with a bunch of black guys and after the game they are in the showers together.
The white dude notices that the few black guys around him are really well endowed and says to one of them...."I've always heard you guys had big dicks but I always thought it was an Urban Legend.".
The black guy winks at his buddies and tells the white dude..."No man, it's true. You see when we're little kids our mother's tie a one pound rock to our dicks and it stays there until we're all stretched out".
The white guy, amazed at this inside info he just heard says "Damn, I knew there had to be some sort of secret"!!!
Later on after the white guy leaves the black guy and his buddies have a good laugh about it.
About three weeks later the white guy is walking down the street and he runs into the black guy from the shower. "Dude, I just want to thank you about that secret you told me"
Black guy is puzzled and says "What secret?"
"You know" says the white dude..."The one about tying a rock to my dick"
The black guy is stunned and says "YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT, DID YOU!!!???"
To which the white guy replies..."I sure did and after three weeks I'm halfway there....It's BLACK!!!"
Jeez, this joke was way too long, not funny, and suspect as HELL!!
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This white dude is playing basketball with a bunch of black guys and after the game they are in the showers together.
The white dude notices that the few black guys around him are really well endowed and says to one of them...."I've always heard you guys had big dicks but I always thought it was an Urban Legend.".
The black guy winks at his buddies and tells the white dude..."No man, it's true. You see when we're little kids our mother's tie a one pound rock to our dicks and it stays there until we're all stretched out".
The white guy, amazed at this inside info he just heard says "Damn, I knew there had to be some sort of secret"!!!
Later on after the white guy leaves the black guy and his buddies have a good laugh about it.
About three weeks later the white guy is walking down the street and he runs into the black guy from the shower. "Dude, I just want to thank you about that secret you told me"
Black guy is puzzled and says "What secret?"
"You know" says the white dude..."The one about tying a rock to my dick"
The black guy is stunned and says "YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT, DID YOU!!!???"
To which the white guy replies..."I sure did and after three weeks I'm halfway there....It's BLACK!!!"
My bad. The way I worded it does sound essentialist, but what I'm attempting to say is what you more elloquently wrote here.
Whew, glad that we agree...I was just informed that clicking on and responding to these threads is . Therefore, I'm bowing out of this one.
(I tried to PM you but no good, you need to clean your mailbox out)
I work in pharmaceutical marketing...A long way from my feminist/social activist roots.
That said, my sister is a social worker, so I feel like I'm indirectly contributing to the betterment of society by throwing some change her way.
Jeez, this joke was way too long, not funny, and suspect as HELL!!
Must be a George Carlin joke??
what about Hockey ?
I don't know Jews don't watch icesports
And so purty too! ooops, PASUE.
ok.....i'm just saying your conclusion is false because blacks would dominate Hockey .......
then again....if they learned how to ice skate maybe they would..... hmmmmmmmm
LOL !
the white man is always stealin' our women
Is that why you sent wifey down the street as soon as I walked up? Damn, dude.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
nah.....i was just showing off my pimp game
There are a few out there...
The Oilers were a pretty fun team to watch when all three of these dudes were playing:
- spidey