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Mother's day Sunday, MAMA Jokes today!

MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
All right in dedication to mothers day, how about some MAMA jokes for Friday?Man your Mom's got a mouth on the back of here neck and she eat's like this, (Head nodding backwards).... heheheheeh... NEXT!
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  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Your mama's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Ya moms got a dick right here (points to the left side of head) and a pussy right here (points to the left shoulder), the bitch walk around all day like this (head nodding repeatedly down to the left).



    THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY BABY MAMA... HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!! (This is all just jokes... love and respect to the women and mamas of this world, fo' real)
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts

    your mama's got a pussy on her hip so she can make some money on the side.

    (courtesy of dave chapelle standup)
  • MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
    LOL All yall are funny keep it on it's friday and I need lots of laffs!
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts

    Your moms has two fingers and a glass leg full of Smucker's, and she walks around like "Oh, snap--that's my jam!"
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts

    Your moms has two fingers and a glass leg full of Smucker's, and she walks around like "Oh, snap--that's my jam!"

    Oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck.
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    Yo Mamma is so fat when somone yells Kool-Aid, she jumps through the wall!

    Ohhh Yeahhhh...top that Strutters...
  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    Your momma is so fat she's got a smaller fat woman orbiting around her.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Your momma is so fat she's got a smaller fat woman orbiting around her.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Your momma's so fat, when she wears her Malcom X shirt, helicopters land on her back!
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts

    Your moms has two fingers and a glass leg full of Smucker's, and she walks around like "Oh, snap--that's my jam!"

    LOL
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    ya mamas so strong she gargles peanut butter
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    your moms spine is so crooked it looks like shes doing a backflip
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Your Mama so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

    Your Mama so poor she saw a penny on the ground and yelled "JACKPOT!!"
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    A repository: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

    Sample: Yo mama's so nasty I called her up to say hello and I got an ear infection...
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Your Mama so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

    hahahaha
    your moms so dumb she thought eyeball was a game!
  • Bsides_Bsides_ 22 Posts
    Your mama is so fat she DIED.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Your Mama so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

    hahahaha
    your moms so dumb she thought eyeball was a game!

    Yo Mama so dumb she thought a Quarterback was change!
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    ...and she tried cooking dirt in a dustpan
  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    Your momma thought manual labor was the president of mexico.
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    This is a pretty offensive one from a Roc Radia battle record.

    "Your mamma so dark she look like a pager..........black as fuck with 2 red eyes."
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    yo mamma's so dumb the first time she used a vibrator she cracked her front teeth.

    yo mammas so fat...but I fucked the bitch anyways!
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    ya mamas so strong she gargles peanut butter

    HA!


    your mom is so fat she was on Maury.
  • DenmarkVZDenmarkVZ 397 Posts

    Your moms has two fingers and a glass leg full of Smucker's, and she walks around like "Oh, snap--that's my jam!"



  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Your mama's so fat that she uses paper towl rolls for tampons.



  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Your family is so inbread when you introduced me to your mom and your sister it was the same person.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Your mama's so fat, when she wants to change her pocketbook from one hand to the other she has to throw it.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Your mama's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Your mama's eyes are so red when she stands on the street corner traffic stops.
  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Your mama's house is so small she has the front door and the back door on the same hinge.
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