a conversation can’t be good when it starts with..

spaceghost · January 2006

"can you come into my office and shut the door please.""please step out of the car and put your hands on your head..""i think in your heart you knew this was coming...""i'm not trying to point fingers here, but...""you know how you said that we should be completely honest with each other? well...""don't take this personally...."

SoulOnIce · January 2006

"promise you won't get mad..."

knewjak · January 2006

"look, I just came back from the clinic and..."

Bapt · January 2006

A conversation can't be good when it starts with:[/b]

"can you come into my office and shut the door please."

"please step out of the car and put your hands on your head.."

"i think in your heart you knew this was coming..."

"i'm not trying to point fingers here, but..."

"you know how you said that we should be completely honest with each other? well..."

"don't take this personally...."

and, when it ends with :

You know, that's life... [/b]

spaceghost · January 2006

"you know how you said what a piece of shit your car was..."

"can we talk?"

from a doctor..."so, first the good news..at least we caught
it early..."

over company loudspeaker "[insert name of employee here], please call human resources"

Lynn_Ness · January 2006

"Remember when I told you that (insert name here) and I were just friends?"

Or, if it ends with;

"Did you actually think that I wouldn't find out?!?!"

Swayze · January 2006

"we NEED to talk..."

DJ_Enki · January 2006

"can we talk?"

Or its needier cousin, "We need to talk." Nobody has ever needed to talk about anything because talking never helps anything.

mandrew · January 2006

is that your penis?

can you stop staring at me?

hi, aren't you on soulstrut?

bonzaisk8 · January 2006

hi, aren't you on soulstrut?

jlee · January 2006

because talking never helps anything.

DJBombjack · January 2006

"Now this may hurt a little..."

theory9 · January 2006

"Promise you won't get mad..."

kenny · January 2006

"Oy! listen c&*t ! "

rootlesscosmo · January 2006

"look, I'm not racist or anything, but..."

BreakSelf · January 2006

"Is that guy holding a gun?

"That bird looks really sick"

"Don't move, they can smell fear"

"Actually the original has matrix numbers..."

luck · January 2006

"I think that Otis Redding is crap."

(still shaking my head on that one)

cHiller · January 2006

"Hey you in the bush..."

pokester · January 2006

before we go any further... there's something you should know

DirtyBeatGuy · January 2006

You should probably sit down...
I don't know how to tell you this but...
Do you remember anything you said last night when you were wasted?...

Reynaldo · January 2006

"Just to be the honest person that I am ... "

"While we are being honest, I should say ... "

Tuff_Gong · January 2006

"we'll probably laugh about this someday..."

"my car ran out of gas and I'm just trying to get back home to *whatever town* so if you have any change you can spare..." (got this goddamn one last night, like change will help you get anywhere with the price of gas these days)

"I'm up $2500, next thing you know I'm blowing a guy for a ham sandwich..."

Mr_Lee_PHD · January 2006

So I was talking to your Mom last night after she went down on me, and...........

Reynaldo · January 2006

"You know how I told you that I was 20 ... "

cHiller · January 2006

I swear, i didn't know your daughter was only 15...

PrimeCutsLtd · January 2006

Is it in?

johmbolaya · January 2006

"Actually the original has matrix numbers..."

For the regular person, that conversation will go nowhere. But that can lead to a good conversation about history, politics, food, and sex.

The Raise Up · January 2006

"I've given this a lot of thought, but I really think it's best..."

Mr_Lee_PHD · January 2006

Hey, you know Kanye West right .......

On_the_Red_Clay · January 2006

"a certain British producer has a lot of pull, so...."

funky16corners · January 2006

"I'd like you to meet my friend Dr. Phil..."

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