This thread makes me so happy that I live with my girlfriend and don't have any other roommates. Roommates fucking suck. In college I lived with 5 other dudes and one dudes girlfriend basically lived there all the time to, but she was the only one who cleaned up around the place and she watched sports and made food so it was all good with me. My other roommate was a shady drug dealer who got busted high as fuck after his car ran out of gas on 95 with 6 pounds of herb in the trunk. Then her ratted out big boss dealer dude and ran away to Israel. Dude was such a chump. He would always leave mad dirty dishes in the sink so I would put them in his bed when he was at class. He tried to step and I told him next time I would take a shit on his pillow. He went out and bought paper plates and plastic silverware so he wouldn???t have to do dishes anymore.
...anybody have a girlfriend/boyfriend that moved in while you were drunk in anaheim, only to come home to them and all their shit being there, then realizing you were really wasted and forgot the whole conversation?
...anybody have this all happen, but then she/he gets fired for being really irresponsible, and now you have to pay for every fucking thing she/he needs, including her x-mass presents for her friends and family!?!?
If nothing else talk it out. You should bring stuff up immediately when it's a problem. You let it slide for even a day and tension builds up that your roommates may not even be aware of.
...anybody have a girlfriend/boyfriend that moved in while you were drunk in anaheim, only to come home to them and all their shit being there, then realizing you were really wasted and forgot the whole conversation?
...anybody have this all happen, but then she/he gets fired for being really irresponsible, and now you have to pay for every fucking thing she/he needs, including her x-mass presents for her friends and family!?!?
I thought you were blissfully in love??
do you remember that part in king kong where naomi watts said, "nothing good ever lasts?" naw, i'm just irritated. it's tough supporting one's self, kid, and girl.
do you remember that part in king kong where naomi watts said, "nothing good ever lasts?" naw, i'm just irritated. it's tough supporting one's self, kid, and girl.
i don't understand why either of them would think it would be okay for her to stay there while dude isn't there. tell her to get a fucking job or some shit
you're right. i have to step up. something is being said. people will be uncomfortable.
take your skirt off and be a fucking man. that doens't mean you have to be disrespectful, just that you have to tell you roommate what you need out of the fucking living arrangement. If he can't handle putting his chick in check, tell him she need to come up with some ends on the cable or something, cuz you can't be tip-toeing in your fucking house.
walk around the house butt-ass naked with your finger in your ass and ask her to smell your finger every 5 minutes, if she doesn't do it then threaten to wipe it on her... this always[/b] works.
But for real. Same situation I had on my hands. I moved out.
She didnt have a job and neither did I. I would get up in the AM and Watch porn in my boxers for about 3 hours. I figured that would be enough to send this girl away. NOPE.
She started watchin porn with me everyday. For my birthday she bought me a book that lists hundreds of porn movies from the 70's and 80's and gives little write ups about them.
I had to move out.
tap it first though son.
im surprised this got no quote action this is the best thing ive read all week
But for real. Same situation I had on my hands. I moved out.
She didnt have a job and neither did I. I would get up in the AM and Watch porn in my boxers for about 3 hours[/b] . I figured that would be enough to send this girl away. NOPE.
She started watchin porn with me everyday. For my birthday she bought me a book that lists hundreds of porn movies from the 70's and 80's and gives little write ups about them.
I had to move out.
First, off 3hrs. Dude you are the man. Nobody can last long. Second, did she watch you bust a nut? If so,
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I have no beef with paper plates that dude was a fucking douch though.
I thought you were blissfully in love??
damn hommie, keep that chin up
take your skirt off and be a fucking man. that doens't mean you have to be disrespectful, just that you have to tell you roommate what you need out of the fucking living arrangement. If he can't handle putting his chick in check, tell him she need to come up with some ends on the cable or something, cuz you can't be tip-toeing in your fucking house.
im surprised this got no quote action
this is the best thing ive read all week
First, off 3hrs. Dude you are the man. Nobody can last long. Second, did she watch you bust a nut? If so,
didnt he say in the first post that there was nothing going on between them?