for real though, bacon (ayo) sauteed in heavy cream (no ayo) and tossed (no ayo) with some eggs and some linguini makes a delicious pasta. carbonara to be precise.
have you ever lived upstairs in a building with hot air heating?? do not be cooking that shit people!
this dude who lived below us ate bacon and eggs for every meal of the day.. and chain smoked constantly.. it was the WORST fucking smell in the world... and all three of those things linger like fuck.
in a great twist of karmic irony (and hi colesterol) dude was found dead in his apartment of a heart attack (after having stewed in his bacon grease juices for about a week, which meant even in death he stunk the joint up) and we promptly moved the fuck out.
ugh, we've got downstairs neighbors who contantly smoke, waking us up with staleness wafting up at like 4 in the morning. I don't care if folks smoke, but I also don't care if it's -10 outside right now (which it just about is)....plaese to take that stuff outside...
Jules: Nah, I ain???t Jewish, I just don???t dig on swine, that???s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don???t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I???d never know ???cause I wouldn???t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That???s a filthy animal. I ain???t eatin' nothin??? that ain???t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don???t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn???t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they???re definitely dirty. A dog???s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we???d have to be talkin??? about one charmin??? motherfuckin??? pig. I mean he???d have to be ten times more charmin??? than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I???m sayin????
We have also sound-houses, where we practise and demon- strate all sounds and their generation. We have harmony which you have not, of quarter-sounds and lesser slides of sounds. Divers instruments of music likewise to you unknown, some sweeter than any you have; with bells and rings that are dainty and sweet. We represent small sounds as great and deep, likewise great sounds extenuate and sharp; we make divers tremblings and warblings of sounds, which in their orig- inal are entire. We represent and imitate all articulate sounds and letters, and the voices and notes of beasts and birds. We have certain helps which, set to the ear, do further the hearing greatly; we have also divers strange and artificial echoes, re- flecting the voice many times, and, as it were, tossing it; and some that give back the voice louder than it came, some shriller and some deeper; yea, some rendering the voice, differing in the letters or articulate sound from that they receive. We have all means to convey sounds in trunks and pipes, in strange lines and distances. from Francis Bacon's "the New Atlantis"-1626!!!!
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no, but that's not a bad idea...
Maybe next year.....
hahahahahhaha
for real though, bacon (ayo) sauteed in heavy cream (no ayo) and tossed (no ayo) with some eggs and some linguini makes a delicious pasta. carbonara to be precise.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
have you ever lived upstairs in a building with hot air heating?? do not be cooking that shit people!
this dude who lived below us ate bacon and eggs for every meal of the day.. and chain smoked constantly.. it was the WORST fucking smell in the world... and all three of those things linger like fuck.
in a great twist of karmic irony (and hi colesterol) dude was found dead in his apartment of a heart attack (after having stewed in his bacon grease juices for about a week, which meant even in death he stunk the joint up) and we promptly moved the fuck out.
the ending of this story is a shocker!
i luh me some bacon.
It's like a meat candy!
that is a shocker actually.
My uncle, I kid you not. Has been a working man all his life. Worked in teh shop in GM. Was some sort of fisherman, carpenter etc....
Chains smokes non-filtered camels all day long. Lights one of the other type of dude. Eats bacon for EVERY breakfast.
This leathery son of a bitch wont die.
ugh, we've got downstairs neighbors who contantly smoke, waking us up with staleness wafting up at like 4 in the morning. I don't care if folks smoke, but I also don't care if it's -10 outside right now (which it just about is)....plaese to take that stuff outside...
Man, The Newsroom is a very underated show. If only it wasn't Canadian.
Could not have said it better myself!
Ha! Bacon is the jernt. Peanut butter & bacon sandwich, anyone?
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don???t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain???t Jewish, I just don???t dig on swine, that???s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don???t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I???d never know ???cause I wouldn???t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That???s a filthy animal. I ain???t eatin' nothin??? that ain???t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don???t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn???t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they???re definitely dirty. A dog???s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we???d have to be talkin??? about one charmin??? motherfuckin??? pig. I mean he???d have to be ten times more charmin??? than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I???m sayin????
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.
i like all bacon. those thick "healthy" type slabs and the crispy thin ones.
iiii like pizza, iiiii like doughnuts, and i liiiiike bacon tooooo!
cant fuck with swine or swine substitutes (no turkey bacon, and no fuckin soy bacon, what type of dumb shit is that?)
Turkey Bacon is dope
Regular Bacon is cool in moderation, batches
and I need to read Pulp Fiction instead of watching the movie.
this is actually what started my newfound love of bacon.
from Francis Bacon's "the New Atlantis"-1626!!!!