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  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    Dear TheMack,

    I'm trying to help this chick overcome her fear of flying but I'm at a loss for ideas. Do you know of any surefire way(s) to overcome such a fear? I want her to see the world.

    Jon
    shes lying, shes not scared of flying, she just doesnt wanna pay for it. impress her with your gold plated visa and she'll go anywhere you want

    the mack: under 21, not with a black card

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    TheMack,

    I think my girlfriend is in love with you. What should I do?

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    TheMack,

    What should I get the girlfriend for xmas?

    -crink

    stocking stuffer

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Damn you Reynaldo

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Current high bidder, batch.


  • Leo Sayer jumping out of a 45 box == raer

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Leo Sayer jumping out of a 45 box == raer

    merry christmas

  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    Leo Sayer jumping out of a 45 box == raer

    rolling to the club rocking that would definately be

  • i've been trying to get anal from my wife, but her response is: "you get no butt dawg." how should i approach this?


    Step 1: Ring bell at rear entrance

    Step 2: Wait patiently...



  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    Bea actually wanted to leave the series after season 5 but was coaxed to stay for 2 more seasons. (thankfully!)

    The Mack, what's your favourite Golden Girls fan fiction? Can you give any advice to an aspiring fan fiction author?

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    This thread is fucking genuis.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    since when do you answer your door wearing pants? man, theyre making you soft up there.







    oh shit! I can't believe I missed this.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    somebody wake themack up already. I know he's laying on a bed of money with many bitches, but we need him here, god damnit!

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    bump

    wheres ?

  • bump



    wheres ?



    School's not out yet, dun.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    Is a hooker cheating and if so does it count in one's running total?

    PS: what's your view on paying for puccini?

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    excellent question.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    if you're a hooker, theres much bigger things to worry about than cheating, for example, why are you a fucking hooker?

    and on the topic of hookers, i mean, if thats the only way you can get your dick up in somethin, then pay for it, if not, dont fuck wit em

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    if you're a hooker, theres much bigger things to worry about than cheating, for example, why are you a fucking hooker?

    and on the topic of hookers, i mean, if thats the only way you can get your dick up in somethin, then pay for it, if not, dont fuck wit em

    What about paying just the once so you have something to tell your grandkids about? Could it be considered a rite of passage for a young player like yourself to get more up on your general puccini game? I'm talking about older brunettes.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    no man. if you want a story to tell your grandkids, fuck a goat or somethin, not a big herpe AKA a hooker

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Dear ,

    I went to the local shop today and they had two raers on the wall that I wanted, Overton Berry "TOBE" for 100 and the psych monster Morgen for 150. Which one should I buy myself for the holidays? Or should I wait and find em cheaper some day?

    mole

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    definitely Morgen homie. plus $150 is a STEAL for that.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    Hey
    What kind of electronic music or electronica do you like?

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    um i like Boards of Canada if they're considered electronic. could you be more specific though? like dance electronic? kraftwerk electronic? ambient electronic? fugg it, i dont really care

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    um i like Boards of Canada if they're considered electronic. could you be more specific though? like dance electronic? kraftwerk electronic? ambient electronic? fugg it, i dont really care

    Fair enough. Never heard much BoC... crap name put me off. Do they use amen braeks?
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