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  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    no, they're like downtempo electronic. cool stuff, there new album is dope

  • no man. if you want a story to tell your grandkids, fuck a goat or somethin, not a big herpe AKA a hooker

    I've got a question here. If you fuck a goat to avoid "a big herpe," what about the theory that AIDS in humans originated with somebody fucking a monkey or something? Is it better to pass up "a big herpe" in favor of potentially AIDS-laden wildlife?

    Question two: if I become infected with a brand new sexual transmitted disease never before found in humans, will they name it after me? Do I have to tell them the story of how I got it?


    thanks.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    no, they're like downtempo electronic. cool stuff, there new album is dope

    Sorry, went to the bodega to get a couple of Pacificos.
    Is that high-fashion downtempo or wireless downtempo?

    Next question. What's the most you'd ever pay for a book?


  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    no man. if you want a story to tell your grandkids, fuck a goat or somethin, not a big herpe AKA a hooker

    I've got a question here. If you fuck a goat to avoid "a big herpe," what about the theory that AIDS in humans originated with somebody fucking a monkey or something? Is it better to pass up "a big herpe" in favor of potentially AIDS-laden wildlife?

    Question two: if I become infected with a brand new sexual transmitted disease never before found in humans, will they name it after me? Do I have to tell them the story of how I got it?


    thanks.

    I bought your title.

  • Next question. What's the most you'd ever pay for a book?

    Better question: What's the smallest advance you would take to write a book? Non-fiction, of course.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    themack doesnt read books

  • I bought your title.

    Thank you.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    themack doesnt read books

    Oh and you listen to records?

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    I bought your title.

    Thank you.

    cowabunga! You're welcome dude.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    themack doesnt read books

    Oh and you listen to records?
    yurp yurp

  • themack doesnt read books

    Oh and you listen to records?
    yurp yurp

    You haven't answered my q's young peachfuzz

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Next question. What's the most you'd ever pay for a book?

    Better question: What's the smallest advance you would take to write a book? Erotic digging fiction[/b], of course.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    i dont want to, homie

  • i dont want to, homie

    and why not? I need some advice here, bud.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    no you don't, bud

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    Dear

    How do I get my picture on the Wheaties box?

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    no you don't, bud

    Hey,
    Who do you think bought your title?

  • no you don't, bud

    TheMack, what happened to our relationship? We used to get along famously. I was the Famous to your Amos. Where did we go wrong?

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    DISCUSS



  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    no you don't, bud

    TheMack, what happened to our relationship? We used to get along famously. I was the Famous to your Amos. Where did we go wrong?

    Fucking John Shakespeare

  • girgir 329 Posts
    their[/b] new album is dope

    watch out or mister lurker might come down on you.


  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Dear ,

    A few child rearing questions. Where do you stand on the whole "No TV" for kiddies debate? Second, should I send my daughter to a bilingual (spanish, french, japanese) magnet school or an arts based one?

    Anxiously awaiting your reply,
    Big Poppa Funk

  • A few child rearing questions. Where do you stand on the whole "No TV" for kiddies debate? Second, should I send my daughter to a bilingual (spanish, french, japanese) magnet school or an arts based one?

    What city do you live in where they have such a good offering of schools?

    I was close to sending my song to a bilingual school. But I didn't feel like driving there.

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    A few child rearing questions. Where do you stand on the whole "No TV" for kiddies debate? Second, should I send my daughter to a bilingual (spanish, french, japanese) magnet school or an arts based one?

    What city do you live in where they have such a good offering of schools?

    I was close to sending my song to a bilingual school. But I didn't feel like driving there.

    Portland, foll! We even have science and history magnets.

  • A few child rearing questions. Where do you stand on the whole "No TV" for kiddies debate? Second, should I send my daughter to a bilingual (spanish, french, japanese) magnet school or an arts based one?

    What city do you live in where they have such a good offering of schools?

    I was close to sending my song to a bilingual school. But I didn't feel like driving there.

    Portland, foll! We even have science and history magnets.

    Sounds like a good variety for a mid-sized city. But maybe they have county schools there or something.

    Oh and I meant my son.

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Dear ,

    A few child rearing questions. Where do you stand on the whole "No TV" for kiddies debate? Second, should I send my daughter to a bilingual (spanish, french, japanese) magnet school or an arts based one?

    Anxiously awaiting your reply,
    Big Poppa Funk

    Goddamit, matriculation dates are approaching. Where's some sageness from the underaged one?
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