Best one-word insult (non-english related)
m_dejean
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OK, so we've heard the derogatory wordings of the english-speaking strutters. Now I'd like to hear what people in the rest of the world verbally smack each other up with. Of course an english translation/explanation of the term is necessary for common reference 
.I'll start off with a couple of the ones I use often in danish:bonghat (translates directly)scholler/sjoller (doesn't translate)r??vbanan (ass banana)piksovs (dick sauce)there are more, but my brain is on vacation right now.I know that references to the pubic areas, bodily fluids and prostitutes are universal, I just want to see them in other languages. Variety is the spice. I want to hear about some swedish, finnish, icelandic, german, french, spanish, italian, greek, russian, egyptian, algerian, nigerian, south african, amaric, arabic, farsi, korean, vietnamese, japanese, fillipino whateverwhatever colloquialisms.Bring on the international insults, folls!
.I'll start off with a couple of the ones I use often in danish:bonghat (translates directly)scholler/sjoller (doesn't translate)r??vbanan (ass banana)piksovs (dick sauce)there are more, but my brain is on vacation right now.I know that references to the pubic areas, bodily fluids and prostitutes are universal, I just want to see them in other languages. Variety is the spice. I want to hear about some swedish, finnish, icelandic, german, french, spanish, italian, greek, russian, egyptian, algerian, nigerian, south african, amaric, arabic, farsi, korean, vietnamese, japanese, fillipino whateverwhatever colloquialisms.Bring on the international insults, folls!
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huevonasso
gotta love those spanish asso add ons
Me cago en la leche de tu madre.
they also say
Me cago en Dios
Aah, Hemmingway!
Pendejo works for me
And in Spanish, women can be referred to as "reput??sima," which is something along the lines of "twice-most whorish." Nice ring to it.
Most Jamaican patois swears are based on how gross they can be, a la "bloodclaat" (tampon) and "bumboclaat" (asswipe).
And I always heard that "cago en deus" was fairly common in Catalan, the culture that gave us the caganer:
Feliz Navidad!
We are currently using "putita" for women. Like "little whore". You can use it even with female friends. Like "que putita que estas", if she's telling you about a new boyfriend or something. Works great.
Is that ever cute!
I also love how certain Spanish words take on incredibly offensive meanings.
Pendejo = Pubic Hair
Pinche = Kitchen Assistant
Recontra huevon
Reconcha tu madre
Maricon
Some kali chick told me they say hijo de puta con ojos y orejas in Comlombia
Can never keep spanish palabras out of the boca.
Hey, I always wondered, how do you pronounce this "??" ???
Here's a link to a ton of insults in Mandarin Chinese. You might try them out on your friends, but feel free to consult me for the exact inflection, which is key to saying the right things in Chinese:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm
Favorites:
Yanse lang
-Male whore (lit. colored wolf)
Ni you piao liang de lu mao zi
- Your wife is cheating on you
(lit. you have a pretty green hat)
Nide muchin shr ega da wu gwei
-Your mother is a big turtle
Ni ya lian xiang de gen lan bi shi de
-You have a face like a rotting cunt
Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai
-Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
-I wish you a slow death, but a quick ride to hell!
I went to china 2 years ago. Wat-sun-yeah or just tsa. Tsa is fuck wat-sa-nyeah (mother fuck) i beleive always cool to see those chinese peeps dropping that in the streets
Insults are the first step to a full multi-cultural experience
Wow, I need to start using some of these. They give voice to emotions I didn't even know I had.
exact inflection / sounding:
"Ni de Moo Ching shi yi ga Da oooh gwey"
LOL
If you say "Ni ya" (misspelling or something) then it becomes
"Your duck's face is like a rotting cunt"
LOL
LOL
Yeah, you have prepared me well for my next trip to China with that list
Y'all are cracking me up here. I love it.
It's a blend of 'o' and 'e', like saying those two vowels real quick after each other. It's a bit hard to explain in writing. You have to say it with the choppy danish pronounciation, too. '??' is 'a' and 'e' mixed, sounds a bit like 'ay'. '??' sounds like 'oh' pronounced real quick.
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HAHAHAHAAHA, exactly!
like "oye" or something?
Not quite, more like "erh"/
nah, I think it's like "??" in german
Yes indeed. J-Lo, you got this danish shit on lock.
It has been a joke since god knows when asking foreign people (who are trying to learn Danish) to pronounce the following sentence: R??d gr??d med fl??de....
Danish people are actaully very rude!
er, AYOOOO!!!!!!
lol
"Just forget about it!"