Best one-word insult (non-english related)

m_dejean

OK, so we've heard the derogatory wordings of the english-speaking strutters. Now I'd like to hear what people in the rest of the world verbally smack each other up with. Of course an english translation/explanation of the term is necessary for common reference .I'll start off with a couple of the ones I use often in danish:bonghat (translates directly)scholler/sjoller (doesn't translate)r??vbanan (ass banana)piksovs (dick sauce)there are more, but my brain is on vacation right now.I know that references to the pubic areas, bodily fluids and prostitutes are universal, I just want to see them in other languages. Variety is the spice. I want to hear about some swedish, finnish, icelandic, german, french, spanish, italian, greek, russian, egyptian, algerian, nigerian, south african, amaric, arabic, farsi, korean, vietnamese, japanese, fillipino whateverwhatever colloquialisms.Bring on the international insults, folls!

pcmr

huevon
huevonasso

gotta love those spanish asso add ons

DJ_NevilleC

Not a one worder but probably the worst insult in any language. This one I learned in Spain (Spanish speakers please excuse me):

Me cago en la leche de tu madre.
they also say
Me cago en Dios

JLR

Me cago en Dios

strong

BreakSelf

A friend of mine who knows a bit of Pharisee always uses this phrase that means something like "You are the donkey that has no twin". That shit cracks me up.

BigSpliff

Not a one worder but probably the worst insult in any language. This one I learned in Spain (Spanish speakers please excuse me):

Me cago en la leche de tu madre.
they also say
Me cago en Dios

Aah, Hemmingway!


Pendejo works for me

Mike_Bell

Pendejo works for me

hogginthefogg

In Swedish, they say djaevla skitstoevel (sp?) which translates, sort of, as "Satan's Shit-Shovel." I love that.

And in Spanish, women can be referred to as "reput??sima," which is something along the lines of "twice-most whorish." Nice ring to it.

Most Jamaican patois swears are based on how gross they can be, a la "bloodclaat" (tampon) and "bumboclaat" (asswipe).

And I always heard that "cago en deus" was fairly common in Catalan, the culture that gave us the caganer:



Feliz Navidad!

Mike_Bell

Most Jamaican patois swears are based on how gross they can be, a la "bloodclaat" (tampon) and "bumboclaat" (asswipe).

Two more classics.

JLR

And in Spanish, women can be referred to as "reput??sima," which is something along the lines of "twice-most whorish." Nice ring to it.

We are currently using "putita" for women. Like "little whore". You can use it even with female friends. Like "que putita que estas", if she's telling you about a new boyfriend or something. Works great.

hogginthefogg

And in Spanish, women can be referred to as "reput??sima," which is something along the lines of "twice-most whorish." Nice ring to it.

We are currently using "putita" for women. Like "little whore". You can use it even with female friends. Like "que putita que estas", if she's telling you about a new boyfriend or something. Works great.

Is that ever cute!

I also love how certain Spanish words take on incredibly offensive meanings.

Pendejo = Pubic Hair

Pinche = Kitchen Assistant

pcmr

Concha tu madre
Recontra huevon
Reconcha tu madre
Maricon

Some kali chick told me they say hijo de puta con ojos y orejas in Comlombia

Can never keep spanish palabras out of the boca.

mylatency

fun pre-holiday thread, dude!



Hey, I always wondered, how do you pronounce this "??" ???



Here's a link to a ton of insults in Mandarin Chinese. You might try them out on your friends, but feel free to consult me for the exact inflection, which is key to saying the right things in Chinese:



http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm





Favorites:





Yanse lang

-Male whore (lit. colored wolf)



Ni you piao liang de lu mao zi

- Your wife is cheating on you

(lit. you have a pretty green hat)



Nide muchin shr ega da wu gwei

-Your mother is a big turtle



Ni ya lian xiang de gen lan bi shi de

-You have a face like a rotting cunt



Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai

-Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors



Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!

-I wish you a slow death, but a quick ride to hell!

pcmr

insults in Mandarin Chinese.

I went to china 2 years ago. Wat-sun-yeah or just tsa. Tsa is fuck wat-sa-nyeah (mother fuck) i beleive always cool to see those chinese peeps dropping that in the streets

Insults are the first step to a full multi-cultural experience

rascmon

Nide muchin shr ega da wu gwei
-Your mother is a big turtle

jazzercism

Ni ya lian xiang de gen lan bi shi de
-You have a face like a rotting cunt

Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai
-Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors

Wow, I need to start using some of these. They give voice to emotions I didn't even know I had.

mylatency

Nide muchin shr ega da wu gwei
-Your mother is a big turtle

exact inflection / sounding:


"Ni de Moo Ching shi yi ga Da oooh gwey"

LOL

mylatency

Ni da lian xiang de gen lan bi shi de

-You have a face like a rotting cunt

If you say "Ni ya" (misspelling or something) then it becomes

"Your duck's face is like a rotting cunt"



LOL

mylatency

Y'ALL HAVE SOME PRETTY GREEN HATS, YOU HATTERS!!!!

LOL

mylatency

street_muzik

Baboso

m_dejean

fun pre-holiday thread, dude!

Here's a link to a ton of insults in Mandarin Chinese.

Yeah, you have prepared me well for my next trip to China with that list . Now I'm ready to start disrispecfellatin'. Damn, some of those disses run deep! Quotables for dayz, haha.

Y'all are cracking me up here. I love it.

Hey, I always wondered, how do you pronounce this "??" ???

It's a blend of 'o' and 'e', like saying those two vowels real quick after each other. It's a bit hard to explain in writing. You have to say it with the choppy danish pronounciation, too. '??' is 'a' and 'e' mixed, sounds a bit like 'ay'. '??' sounds like 'oh' pronounced real quick.

JLR

'??' is 'a' and 'e' mixed, sounds a bit like 'ay'. '??' sounds like 'oh' pronounced real quick.

g??

m_dejean

'??' is 'a' and 'e' mixed, sounds a bit like 'ay'. '??' sounds like 'oh' pronounced real quick.

g??

HAHAHAHAAHA, exactly!

mylatency

It's a blend of 'o' and 'e',

like "oye" or something?

m_dejean

It's a blend of 'o' and 'e',

like "oye" or something?

Not quite, more like "erh"/ . Like I said, hard to explain sans sound

JLR

It's a blend of 'o' and 'e',

like "oye" or something?

nah, I think it's like "??" in german

m_dejean

It's a blend of 'o' and 'e',

like "oye" or something?

nah, I think it's like "??" in german

Yes indeed. J-Lo, you got this danish shit on lock.

JayGee

You've got too much time on your hands, Dejean!

It has been a joke since god knows when asking foreign people (who are trying to learn Danish) to pronounce the following sentence: R??d gr??d med fl??de....

Danish people are actaully very rude!

mylatency

Yes indeed. J-Lo, you got this danish shit on lock.

er, AYOOOO!!!!!!

lol

JayGee

Wonder what they write about this incredible letter in dictionaries 'round the world!

"Just forget about it!"