I cried this morning when a dude at my job who I frequently battle with tied a deer's dick to my truck's rear view mirror. But then I ate a bunch of turkey at lunch and made diarreah all over the front seat of his truck at the end of the day so he can catch the vapors tomorrow morning.
Dane Cook's hosting Saturday Night Live in December... Might be one time I actually try to catch it. I don't know if even the Dane Train can make SNL watchable these days.
Seriously...I just don't get this guy...my kid hyped him up to me and I listened to him for 20 minutes and this guy said NOTHING funny....all the good comedians die young...
Hicks Hedberg Kauffman Bruce
Dane Cook might as well be Louie Anderson in my book.
H2>I cried this morning when a dude at my job who I frequently battle with tied a deer's dick to my truck's rear view mirror. But then I ate a bunch of turkey at lunch and made diarreah all over the front seat of his truck at the end of the day so he can catch the vapors tomorrow morning.
a few weeks ago, i grabbed the phone to call my grandma... but realized real quick that she died back in 2001. i spent a lot of time in her house as a kid, and when i'm really stoked or pissed about something, i still think of talking to her about it. when i put the phone down, my girlfriend asked me who i was gonna call, and when i told her, i sort of lost it.
about april 96. don't remember why i cried think it was some girl dumping me or something. that whole period of my life is like one big haze. now my life is one big lucid experience. seriously if you don't want to cry just take anti depressants, you will never cry again taking those puppies.
about april 96. don't remember why i cried think it was some girl dumping me or something. that whole period of my life is like one big haze. now my life is one big lucid experience. seriously if you don't want to cry just take anti depressants, you will never cry again taking those puppies.
I listened to him for 20 minutes and this guy said NOTHING funny.
Dane Cook might as well be Louie Anderson in my book.
yes.
Did you see his VMA performance. Weak. nuthin new
no - did he do the aerobics joke? he's been doing that one for like 10 yrs.
i did see him on kimmel though when he did the tom cruise on oprah imitation. it was terrible - it went on and on and on and on and on and on - relentless. if he knew comedy, he would have stopped after 40 secs.
about april 96. don't remember why i cried think it was some girl dumping me or something. that whole period of my life is like one big haze. now my life is one big lucid experience. seriously if you don't want to cry just take anti depressants, you will never cry again taking those puppies.
but sometimes crying is a good thing, no?
Yeah, absolutely, crying does actually make you feel better. Crying releases endorphins into the bloodstream, which really helps you to feel better - moreso than if you chose not to cry. FACT
I listened to him for 20 minutes and this guy said NOTHING funny.
Dane Cook might as well be Louie Anderson in my book.
yes.
Did you see his VMA performance. Weak. nuthin new
no - did he do the aerobics joke? he's been doing that one for like 10 yrs.
i did see him on kimmel though when he did the tom cruise on oprah imitation. it was terrible - it went on and on and on and on and on and on - relentless. if he knew comedy, he would have stopped after 40 secs.
I dont remember the bit just being the crowd wasnt feeling it either. He has that i dont care i speak normally attitude. But does not have the material or experience to carry it. However, debating comedians is a tossup if people laugh and like him he sticks to what he does.
Who's the last good comedian now to not have his own tv show
ps:anyone check the last bernie mac, shit has gone downtown, those kids are way too old and the thing looks forced as hell
crying is always good for me. i really probly do cry every few days. especially around this time(winter). my depression gets me really down
Dude, join the club on the winter thing. I hate winter. I hate the cold, I hate it getting dark so early, I hate it all. The winter blahs...or seasonal depression, or whatever. I don't really cry over things but just feel bummed out a lot. Nothing worse than it being dark when you wake up AND dark when you go to bed.
crying is always good for me. i really probly do cry every few days. especially around this time(winter). my depression gets me really down
Dude, join the club on the winter thing. I hate winter. I hate the cold, I hate it getting dark so early, I hate it all. The winter blahs...or seasonal depression, or whatever. I don't really cry over things but just feel bummed out a lot. Nothing worse than it being dark when you wake up AND dark when you go to bed.
yeah that combined with everything going on in my life right now. alot of things to cry about
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adam do you mean you thought you had a girl pregnant or do you mean it is not possible for you to have kids? sorry iam just confused
same here drew
thanx adam
I thought homegirl was pregnant. Its probably better that she wasn't but I was pretty heartbroken over it.
Seriously...I just don't get this guy...my kid hyped him up to me and I listened to him for 20 minutes and this guy said NOTHING funny....all the good comedians die young...
Hicks
Hedberg
Kauffman
Bruce
Dane Cook might as well be Louie Anderson in my book.
yes.
"Fuck soulstrut"[/b]
i thought louie was funny when i was 8
Last time I cried is when I saw those Utrecht record show pics.......
Did you see his VMA performance. Weak. nuthin new
but sometimes crying is a good thing, no?
no - did he do the aerobics joke? he's been doing that one for like 10 yrs.
i did see him on kimmel though when he did the tom cruise on oprah imitation. it was terrible - it went on and on and on and on and on and on - relentless. if he knew comedy, he would have stopped after 40 secs.
Yeah, absolutely, crying does actually make you feel better. Crying releases endorphins into the bloodstream, which really helps you to feel better - moreso than if you chose not to cry. FACT
Who's the last good comedian now to not have his own tv show
ps:anyone check the last bernie mac, shit has gone downtown, those kids are way too old and the thing looks forced as hell
Dude, join the club on the winter thing. I hate winter. I hate the cold, I hate it getting dark so early, I hate it all. The winter blahs...or seasonal depression, or whatever. I don't really cry over things but just feel bummed out a lot. Nothing worse than it being dark when you wake up AND dark when you go to bed.
absolutely.
thinking of my son in england on his birthday..
I am very sorry to hear that. I cried my eyes out when my cat died.
Especially since I'm probably older than him and if my dick was actually able to reach my ear I'd have better things to do than be here!!
Rich
for no reason, I don't know why,
could it be from messages, on my TV
they're fucking with me, subliminally"