BODY SUSHI
TREW
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so a sushi joint downtown recently added the 'body sushi' option to their menu. have any of you experienced this yet? despite the presence of a naked woman, eating raw fish off a crotch doesn't sound appetizing. i imagine most couples who dine this way look similar to the pic below:
dude (who regularly lunches at the strip club) is bout it bout it, his woman waiting to bounce. (check out the creepy blank stare of the human serving platter... "just leave your body, just leave your body")thoughts? experiences?
dude (who regularly lunches at the strip club) is bout it bout it, his woman waiting to bounce. (check out the creepy blank stare of the human serving platter... "just leave your body, just leave your body")thoughts? experiences?
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How do you know if it's spoiled????
...but I can understand if you are some dummy salaryman who needs to get his kicks by overpaying to eat body sushi
I think I can remember some...
Brenda the back-bender used to have me in the twister
Grabbed her up and left her at the Buena Vista
Chelsea used to tell me choke her while I stroke her
Stuck a Heineken bottle up in the ass, a real joker
Used to run my bubble bath, tons of laughs, sexy chick
Mad skills, she used to try to eat my excrement
Used to play Atari 1200, baby-sitter made me kiss her
Put hickeys on her stomach
Toya was a tomboy 'til we played catch a screw
Had her out past her curfew, Sheila had this perfume
that drove a nigga wild, was a child then, Gertrude
used to put my face in her crotch
Spun my tongue around in a circle while she watched
Eiserea knew I was a player, brought Fatima, loud screamer
While I blew clouds of reefer, they sucked juice out my uretha
While Marvin Gaye pumped from the speaker
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, and all the wild things I used to do
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
Remembering the times it was on my mind, but none of them could touch you
Was only scared of them STDs, syphilis, VD and herpes
Daffy Duck-lookin' bitch burnt me, correction
Urinary tract infection, what I got for no protection
Was a horny dog, mornings waking up with a log
Dick stuck to my draws, wet dreams in the mind
Of a one-of-a-kind sex fiend, Justine was luscious wanna cuff us when fucked us
Me and her best friend, this thick Texan named Tamika, English teacher
Wedding ring on finger, bent her big ass over the fold-out sofa
The weather was cold and Loretta would throw on nothing but a thong
Under the coat and
Put a show on just to show me she loved me
She would undress and wait in zero below weather
In slippers and a sun dress for me to arrive
Kept a freak in the ride with her head in my lap, the steering wheel's high
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, and all the wild things I used to do
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
Remembering the times it was on my mind, but none of them could touch you
Thank God I got bank god, so fuck pimpin'
Fuck broke condoms, pills and penicillin
Abortion clinics, I was one of the best who did it
Lesbian shit, wheelchair girls and midgets
Twin sisters, cousins, mothers and daughters, some wasn't no quarters
Long chin, some with funny odors
Long blond weaves, overweight, cottage cheese
Some I paid college fees, then they strip tease
And it's sad I don't remember great times that made me drool
And the sex gave me flashbacks when I was like eww
Mature with it now dog, here's the side of Nas
Principles are lined up, things prioritized
Se mamma I left that alone, faded memories, the reason that I'm grown
It'd be senseless for us to lie about our old experiences, no longer
are we tempted
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
(now we could properly begin this)
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, and all the wild things I used to do
Remember the times I hung with the dimes, remember the times I fucked a few
Remembering the times it was on my mind, but none of them could touch you
exactly! :cringing:
plus, once you get down to those last few pieces, wouldn't they be approaching body temperature? i likes my raw fish cold and w/o sweat.
...and without short n curlies.
SG
maybe in that case, the woman in the pic would be the one smiling.
so has anyone ever experienced this?
it's fairly big in japan, but that doesn't really surprise me.
true
I can't wait to eat my spicy tuna roll outta some broad's ass crack...
Seriously, tho, can it be that hygenically safe to eat food off of someone's body in a restaurant? What about persperation & body hair? Imagine telling the waiter: "Excuse me, Sir, but my plate's vagina stinks."
at the very least, it should be served on those wooden sushi block/plate joints.
and homegirl needs drawers, thong (or more) and better have showered seconds before being served. even then.. this is a questionable practice.
this from someone who both loves sushi and naked women.
...cuz I know 99% of you most def would TAP
He would be loving it. Pastrami-sushi...???
No, but they might pick at it with their chop sticks....
Grope and I demand to know where this place is located.thx
Germans asplutter at naked sushi platter
BONN, Oct 8 (Reuters) - A German restaurant has been attacked as "tasteless" for serving sushi on naked models lying on top of tables. Brigitte Vollmer-Schubert, ombudsman for women's issues in the central city of Hanover, said she was appalled that the restaurant used naked women as huge "platters" for the Japanese dish, dubbed "sushi ala Jungfrau (virgin)". But the restaurant owner was quoted by Bild newspaper as saying the dish had been a huge hit and the evening-long meal, costing up to 400 marks ($250) per person, was booked out for weeks in advance.
The models, usually students in their 20s, wear nothing but see-through veils over their heads and a thin floral decoration between their legs. They are required to lie motionless on the table in the extra warm room. The sushi is spread out all over their bodies. Bodyguards dressed as samurai warriors make sure nothing gets out of hand. "They aren't entirely naked," wrote Bild. "Caviare is stuffed into their belly buttons, sword fish sushi is stuck near their armpits and between their legs is raw tuna fish sushi awaiting the hungry guests." "It's a great way to earn some pocket money," a model named Kim told the newspaper, saying she could earn up to 800 marks per night.
so surreal.