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You Know You Have a Digging Problem When..........

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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    -You flake on a prior engagement, just to drive 2 hours to cop raer.
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    -you can identify a country by the smell of its mold
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    -You spend at least $1000 a month on records but tell your girl you're broke and can't take her to montreal

    -You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    -You spend at least $1000 a month on records but tell your girl you're broke and can't take her to montreal

    -You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital

    + Wife is in the hospital with newborn baby and you go home to "get some rest"
  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts

    -You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital

    aw maaan!
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    -You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital

    - You're rocking a portable in the delivery room.
  • djrdjr 511 Posts

    variation on a few already posted:

    You leave work early because you don't feel well, and then hit some spots.
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts

    -You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital

    aw maaan!


    This is not me BTW. Danno knows the story better than me.
  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    no no. not what i meant.

    just thought it was funny.
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    -taking price tags off in a shop and replace them with the 1s or 2 dollar tags

    kenny, hommie, this is not the move. for one because you're gonna get yourself banned (and rightfully so) from your spots. also many/most of the folks on here sell records... and we might hurt you
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    You people are all assholes for making me realize that my problems are bigger than I thought.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    You wear ur Soulstrut shirt on a date.





    The Hotness level of a gurl goes from a 6 to a 9 if she's into records.





    Or worse, a women thinks ur Hotness level goes from a 9 to a 6 when she finds ur into records. And u dun care...
  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    course I won't do that to anybody on here.

    trust me, i'm Chinese.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    + You threaten to beat down a non-paying bidder with a baseball bat

    + Soul Strut is the frat you never got to rush

    Man... I could go on forever
  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts

    The Hotness level of a gurl goes from a 6 to a 9 if she's into records.

    I have crushes on several girls working in record stores, does that count ?
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    -The only folks that know about what you're talking about (Records) are on this message board.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts

    The Hotness level of a gurl goes from a 6 to a 9 if she's into records.

    I have crushes on several girls working in record stores, does that count ?
    If you like her because she's into records then yes.
  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    - you have a light smile on your face when you read the menus at steak houses.
  • jazzercismjazzercism 838 Posts

    + You grill your girlfriend's parents about their record collection: "I know this isn't all of them...where are the rest of them!?"
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    you buy stuff like this cause it was 3 dollars for all:





    95% of your pictures on your ipicutres are of records.
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    You spend years and tons of money, drama, and effort assembling a 10 piece band just so you can hear your favorite records played live.
    The Bizarre
  • mcdeemcdee 871 Posts
    - You think of Anthony Pearson when you take a dump.
  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
    You call up your all of your known local "dealers" at their homes one evening because you need to buy a certain Bill Withers record in order to hear a certain song of his *ASAP*. You already have the record of course, but you need to hear- and immediately own- a cleaner copy.

    A friend of mine made just such a call to me last night.
  • jazzercismjazzercism 838 Posts
    - You think of Anthony Pearson when you take a dump.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    you buy stuff like this cause it was 3 dollars for all:



    get help.

    For me it's when I catch myself sniffing raer dust instead of covering my face.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    You wear ur Soulstrut shirt on a date.



    and s/he knows what it is.





  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    + your paycheck is slim, but you're still looking for good deals on records, instead of saving up to buy shit you actually need, i.e. new computer, glasses, etc.
  • jazzercismjazzercism 838 Posts
    + You're on your lunch break with only 5 dollars and you skip a meal just so you can buy some records you see on the way to the sandwich spot.
  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts
    + You're on your lunch break with only 5 dollars and you skip a meal just so you can buy some records you see on the way to the sandwich spot.

    - rekkids ARE my food.



    SG
  • SooksSooks 714 Posts
    + you know how much it costs to mail anything to anywhere, along with about how long it should take.
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