-taking price tags off in a shop and replace them with the 1s or 2 dollar tags
kenny, hommie, this is not the move. for one because you're gonna get yourself banned (and rightfully so) from your spots. also many/most of the folks on here sell records... and we might hurt you
You call up your all of your known local "dealers" at their homes one evening because you need to buy a certain Bill Withers record in order to hear a certain song of his *ASAP*. You already have the record of course, but you need to hear- and immediately own- a cleaner copy.
A friend of mine made just such a call to me last night.
+ your paycheck is slim, but you're still looking for good deals on records, instead of saving up to buy shit you actually need, i.e. new computer, glasses, etc.
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-You take your girl to get an abortion, but stop at some spots on the way to the hospital
+ Wife is in the hospital with newborn baby and you go home to "get some rest"
aw maaan!
- You're rocking a portable in the delivery room.
variation on a few already posted:
You leave work early because you don't feel well, and then hit some spots.
This is not me BTW. Danno knows the story better than me.
just thought it was funny.
kenny, hommie, this is not the move. for one because you're gonna get yourself banned (and rightfully so) from your spots. also many/most of the folks on here sell records... and we might hurt you
The Hotness level of a gurl goes from a 6 to a 9 if she's into records.
Or worse, a women thinks ur Hotness level goes from a 9 to a 6 when she finds ur into records. And u dun care...
trust me, i'm Chinese.
+ Soul Strut is the frat you never got to rush
Man... I could go on forever
I have crushes on several girls working in record stores, does that count ?
+ You grill your girlfriend's parents about their record collection: "I know this isn't all of them...where are the rest of them!?"
95% of your pictures on your ipicutres are of records.
A friend of mine made just such a call to me last night.
For me it's when I catch myself sniffing raer dust instead of covering my face.
and s/he knows what it is.
- rekkids ARE my food.
SG