The “oh shit I just realized _____” thread

This is the thread for shit that suddenly dawned on you. Maybe not just now, but when it hit you, it hit you. It may be obvious but you just never noticed.
In the dancehall reggae song Pose Off the melody “girls you look so sharp any time you pass in your pum pum shorts” is sung to the tune of Lambada.
I've never seen an olive the color of olive colored skin.
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There were a couple of occasions when I had to remind two people that Benjamin Franklin was never President and that Earth revolves around the Sun and not the other way around.
When I found out last week, through this video...
...I was initially convinced that Allee Willis is man.
Yo WHAT! How did I not know this
VINDICATED
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that’s Lalo Schifrin playing the famous piano line on Quincy Jones’ Soul Bossa Nova I found that out last year after reading the liner notes.
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For yearrrrrrrrs I didn’t really think about the Phife line “bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from” and then one day I suddenly got the joke.
She's in the video with the black shoulder padded sequined blazer.
"Gong's influence has been seen in artists such as...Insane Clown Posse, whose member Violent J listened to Gong's music for inspiration during the recording of ICP's 2009 album Bang! Pow! Boom!." (yes, the "Magnets. How the fuck do they work?" one)
"Actor Sherman Hemsley, best known for his role on The Jeffersons, was an avowed Gong fanatic, going so far as to have a Flying Teapot room in his house. The room, which had darkened windows, played Flying Teapot continuously via tape loops."
I may as well download all this Lambada game somewhere. Lambada was based on a traditional Andean folk melody, which was given the pan flute treatment in a 1981 recording:
I looked this up because I came across a Taarab recording that also uses the melody, which sounded older than 1989. So for a while, I convinced myself that I had found the origin of the Lambada... and I was actually pretty underwhelmed with that discovery, except that I really love this song:
“found this mineral… that I call a beat. Paid zero.”
in other words he sampled somebody and didnt pay a thing for it. Which I guess is obvious but it always went over my head and now that I realized what he meant I think it’s hilarious.
...and then there's Equatorial Guinea, that some might know from Dogs of War
...(formerly Zangaro, before the Christopher Walken coup)
Yesterday, in a conversation with someone about immigrant communities in Los Angeles, I asked what is the difference between "Iranian" and "Persian". They're interchangeable, apparently.
if I remember correctly, Zangaro was the fictionized country. I have pulque to drink and tripa asada that needs eating but already bookmarked the wiki entry for this 2004 coup attempt for later reading, which turned this into a hard to believe case of art imitating life, being re-mixed by life yet again at the hands of some semi-obscure Thatcher offspring. Already another 21 years in the past by now...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Equatorial_Guinea_coup_attempt
My impression from friends in high school, though I'm not sure I ever flat-out asked, was that being a part of the "axis of evil" and so on was an influence on calling yourself Persian rather than Iranian. I'm sure there's more to it than that but I'm also confident that plays a part.
“OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED... we've been other countries' Putin for a good century or so"
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Haha, I knew that Frederick Forsyth made up the country name and I am partially familiar with the history of Persia. I just was confused about the proper demonym since the woman who cuts my hair uses one and the person I was talking to on Saturday used the other.
I never knew about the 2004 attempt in Equatorial Guinea before even though I have always liked reading about small countries since I was a kid. Learn something new everyday.
I'd class it as far, far worse than Putin, but I'm open to hair-splitting
Trollin real hard son.
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