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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Okem said:


    The world seems to have gone a little crazy this year. Maybe it's the start of a trend. Last year was pretty grim, this year has been grim and bizarre.

    Agreed. Life without a tv helps with the disconnect, but sometimes you need an Adam Curtis doc to make sense of it all:

    So following the Ian Curtis doc I watched another shorter clip about Petro-dollars.


    Seems that everything is the Federal Reserve's fault. When does the revolution start?

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    When does the revolution start?

    I should keep my mouth shut. Looks like Catalunya has voted for independence, and Madrid's stance is still "Fuck you and the donkey you rode in on". I chose an interesting time to come here :freeway:

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    So, just who IS Ronnie Pickering?
    'Ee's fookin 'ard, ah tell thee


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    best one yet


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


    8888

    · 2015 is an 8 Universal Year (2+0+1+5=8)
    · September 2015 is an 8 Universal Month (9+2+0+1+5 =17; 1+7=8)
    · TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS DOT COM (8 syllables)
    · & in alphanumerics it’s 8253842874488684327487266=206 2+0+6=8

    -

    According to Indian mythology, the Earth is supported on the backs of eight white elephants.


    Before the rise of Christianity, there were eight days in a week


    Octagonal umbrellas are common but octagonal windows are not.


    Number 8 is a very lucky number in China.


    There are eight planets in our Solar System.


    Eight festivals are observed in the Wicca Wheel of the Year


    There are 88 keys on a piano


    Rocket 88 (the first rock and roll song)


    double quartets are confusing


    In the first million digits of PI 8888 appears once


    8head


    no8


    8 bits in a byte


    ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪






    LaserWolf

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Bravo

    Insert Orson Wells clapping gif here

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,958 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,958 Posts
    Both of my bashers have 888 in the number.
    In fact, one ends 8888



  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts


    Took me a while to remember this is aga-doo.


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts


    Arsenal's victory over Bayern was satisfying; Bayern had the majority of possession but in the second half no real easy chances and didn't look like scoring. Douglas Costa was great to watch though.
    Cech showed why we took him from Chelsea. He could be the buy of the season if we win something at Mouhrino's expense

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    And..relax

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts


    ...specialist in failure.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Hubris from JoMo
    Schadenfreude from Duder

    New aftershave idea?
    I'd buy. 

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Aaaaapparently.. a Chelski first team player has been quoted saying they'd rather lose than win for Mourinho. Can't be long now. 


    DOR

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,958 Posts
    If verteran headz recall, in 2012 City were eight points behind with six games left - but it took just four matches to catch up. For Jo Mo, top four is perfectly doable.  Lawd knows City are masters at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

    Chelsea's form is puzzling but they are "Only" fourteen points off the top with 27 matches left.  The squad is the same one that cantered to the title last year.  Yet the individuals seem shadows of dey former selves.  Must have been one hell of a piss-up.

    Or multiple individuals have fell out with Jo Mo "In a big, big way."  - as Dude alludes to.  I think, if it comes down to a "Them or him", it won't be him.

    Transfer-window shutters primed to outpace a rat up a drainpipe.




  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Thing is with Mou it's seems only a matter of time before he has a pretty irrevocable fallout with someone at the club, and a lot of his former clubs take some time to recover from the discord he's caused, so they may be wise to cut their losses now. Any of their first team will find plenty of takers if they want out, but putting disruptive players up for sale is risky and likely to damage their value. 

    The schadenfreude is indeed delicious. 

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts
    Okem said:


    THIS... is magnificent.
    DOR

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts

    Hello, gents.

    Chelsea, then. Clearly the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you looks like this.


    Word is the player's revolt is being led by Fabregas, and it's not just about how Jose treats the help, although that's got a lot to do with it, of course. They're also tired of his tactics, and of having to play negatively against teams they could comfortably batter. Imagine being in a squad like that and being ordered to play alehouse football week-in week-out just so Jose's "Greatest Manager In The World" rep remains secure. He's been beyond ridiculous this season already. A long, slow demise choking to death on his own hype seems appropriate enough to me.

    If we win or draw against Rubin Hurricane Carter tomorrow night, Klopp will beat Bob Paisley's record and become the first incoming LFC manager to go more than six games without loss. Making history already.


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,792 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    Hello, gents.

    Chelsea, then. Clearly the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you looks like this.



    Put me down for a recurring groin-strain.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    Hello, gents.

    Chelsea, then. Clearly the players think a good deal more of Eva Carneiro than Jose realised. Can't say I blame them, to be fair. Club docs and physios are focused solely on the well-being of the players, and I'm sure it doesn't hurt when the person lavishing that special attention on you looks like this.



    Put me down for a recurring groin-strain.
    With a happy ending 

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Is that really her?? She sure scrubs up well if it is. 

    Chelsea fans are pretty sick of the Eva jokes by now. But it sure is strange how they haven't performed since she left. And the player she ran on the pitch to attend, which led to firing, has been the worst of the lot. 

    In other news. Arsenal are back to usual European form. Now we need to lose every other game to not end up in the Europa shit fest. ):

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    Hello, gents.


    If we win or draw against Rubin Hurricane Carter tomorrow night, Klopp will beat Bob Paisley's record and become the first incoming LFC manager to go more than six games without loss. Making history already.


    My fav quote as of late.




    DocMcCoyJimsterdiscos_alma

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,958 Posts
    Okem said:
    Arsenal
    To be fair, Bayern are not a bad side.   Barca with Bayern are good distance apart from everyone else.  I know City did 'em last year but the game was of no consequence to Bayern at that point in the competition.  They could both be undone by Spartan-style bus-parking, if you have the back four for that palaver.

    Or a manager that will entertain bore-draws.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    i always liked carneiro in the past years in the medical and eye candy dept
    mou messed up that one and it was his opening salvo of fail
    hazard is maybe aiming for a real transfer in december as mou needs to "shake things up" to "save the season"
    this is karma for what he did to casillas

    this benzema business is mindblowing with djibril cisee involved as well
    from the anelka revolt to nasri to inter team sextape peddling Frace has officially surpassed England as tabloid kings

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    France has always been underestimated in the scandal department. You guys remember when Domenech refused to take Giuly to the World Cup and the rumors were that the tiny winger had hit on Domenech's wife at the training camp?
    Duderonomy
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