Not sure if this is the worst or the best. It makes me laugh everytime cause of Arrested Development.
Venus rhymes with seen us...
Another contender.
Kim Mitchell is really hard to beat though, he's the king of shit mountain to me. His songs are on Canadian rock stations still. Go for a soda and Patio lanterns... Errrr they make me mad, how can people like that shit..
None of the songs mentioned have the soul consuming bland vapidity of Elton Johns Nikita.
Juggernaut of soulless insincerity. Megatons of tepidness.
I couldnt even listen to less than a second of this while posting. Playing this song makes a bird fall dead from the sky somewhere.
Ok. Its almost neck and neck with the final countdown musically. But that is slightly better because - it's so bad its funny. the hair cuts. the space exploration theme. Nikita wins with its dead eyed bleakness.
Gawdfuckingdamnit I'd forgotten that turd. Those bastards.
I'm with Ketan... I kinda ride for this song... I also find it funny because I lived in Sudbury, a mining town in northern Ontario until I was eight. I have been back visiting and heard it played at parties as a joke because the town is literally built on rock - the Canadian Shield geological feature. Turning the volume down to mute "and rollllllll" part. I am not joking.
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Wrong thread, dude.
You're looking for Best Songs Of The 80s.
Not sure if this is the worst or the best. It makes me laugh everytime cause of Arrested Development.
Venus rhymes with seen us...
Another contender.
Kim Mitchell is really hard to beat though, he's the king of shit mountain to me. His songs are on Canadian rock stations still. Go for a soda and Patio lanterns... Errrr they make me mad, how can people like that shit..
What's with Canada?
I've never heard a Meat Loaf song other than the one where he won't do that. I do not understand why I know who he is.
Tom Petty is shitty too. Another dude I don't understand. When was Free Fallin'? Camel toe spandex mini ramp chick couldn't even save that.
HATERTHREADZ RULE
You need to be in the mindset. A few beers and vintage Playboy mags should get you there.
Then the mult-eye-faceted nuances of "2000 Man" and "Lick It Up" will reveal themselves.
I DRAW THE LINE AT FACE-PAINTING, DOE.
I MEAN, WHISKERS? 'T.F.
First two records are excellent do you even party?
Juggernaut of soulless insincerity. Megatons of tepidness.
I couldnt even listen to less than a second of this while posting. Playing this song makes a bird fall dead from the sky somewhere.
Ok. Its almost neck and neck with the final countdown musically. But that is slightly better because - it's so bad its funny. the hair cuts. the space exploration theme. Nikita wins with its dead eyed bleakness.
Goddamn.
I make you right.
But no hate for the Judas Priest duo of shite that is "United" and "Breaking The Law"?
Great video! Those oversize boots caught me off guard.
I'm with Ketan... I kinda ride for this song... I also find it funny because I lived in Sudbury, a mining town in northern Ontario until I was eight. I have been back visiting and heard it played at parties as a joke because the town is literally built on rock - the Canadian Shield geological feature. Turning the volume down to mute "and rollllllll" part. I am not joking.
Also... there's this:
This gets my vote
Nope, none whatsoever...
This song rules your face. [pinching off a loaf]...DOING THE SAME THING TOOOOOOWAH[pinching off a loaf]
No way man , taken for what it is, this is just good pure eighties pop, if that's not an oxymoron.
Maybe that's why I hate it so much.
Carry on.
Straight fromage.