it's funny how much you think you know someone from reading their posts for years. and really you don't know sh*t about them. everyone is different in real life. i bet over half the regulars here are easily people that you could have a civilized drink and a conversation with. forums make people talk shit.
I try (though don't always succeed) to never say things here that I wouldn't say in person.
Sometimes that's kind of boring, I must admit.
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Shitty records that look awesome. Exhibit A:
Haha, did you buy that at the last ARC show? It was probably mine.
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All the tree debris that dumped on the hood of my truck this morning in the mere 5 minutes I spent walking my daughter to her classroom. Just washed that ho.
This is one of the worst, whiney songs ever.
I dont know why I hate it so much.
Its right up there with Elton Johns 'Nikita'. It makes me want to punch people in the face.
Not Nikita, that makes me want to wrest the red aerosol from eltons hands and bludgeon him with it.
People who not only don't hold the door open but literally let it slam in your face. Come on. If you're over like 15 this is fucking ridiculous.
Lames that get overzealous with the divider bar thing in the grocery check-out line. Like, bro,it's not even busy and i just got a fuckin twelve pack, chill the fuck out.
Crusty fuckin bus driver lady that comes in the Jack-In-Box and orders a grip of shit while her bus is sitting at the stop and starts yelling at the employees for not making her tacos fast enough. Are you fucking serious?? "Keep the fuckin tacos, then!!" she yelled on the way out. smh.
This doesn't bother me, but looking back on my college years, this was really popular with my college professors, for some reason. Seems like every other teacher was all too willing to change my slave name from "James" to "Jim."
I wouldnt call that act on "my shit list" but i dont like when someone who doesnt know me call me Dave.
My name is David, you can call your doorman or some little kid a shortened version of their name, but show me full respect when addressing me. You wouldnt call your Boss or authority figure by anything but their proper name.
Its a subtle inferiority type move. Your noyt seeing me as a whole. Youve turned my shit into cutesy shortened version because you see me as that.
I dont refer to myself as Dave Walker. My voicemail aint Dave Walker. Only my momma and my old school folks call me Dave.
Get it right bitch.
The worst is this cashier at a nearby falafel spot who reads the name (Michael) on my credit card after she swipes it and then says, "Thanks, Mike."
My name is three syllables and the kind there are no novelty key-chains or license plates for ( )
It does contain an easy to say and common name in it and there is a certain type of person (holding a permanent spot on my shit list), who on hearing my full name, not even trying to say it and knowing me for all of 30 seconds, asks to shorten it to said name. And they are shocked when I say no. Learn my fucking name or let's don't speak....much easier than learning my name!
Some people just stop at the second syllable, which I don't mind if they ask first and/or we are close.
People who make it about how Canadian one is and feel like they have to remind people they are living in Canada if they complain about what is one of the hardest winters to date and yearn for sun and warmth.
Litterers
When someone accidentally drops a belonging close to another person and that person doesn't make a move to pick it up and hand it back.
Cashiers that don't say "Thank You" and/or are talking to other employees throughout their shift.
Every single biker that zooms past me on the freeway at 80mph. I guess i won't see your ass next year zooming past me, coming within inches of my side mirror.
People that drive too close to the car in front, (which is like every other car in LA). You mean to tell me, your brakes are that good, going at 75mph?
it's funny how much you think you know someone from reading their posts for years. and really you don't know sh*t about them. everyone is different in real life. i bet over half the regulars here are easily people that you could have a civilized drink and a conversation with. forums make people talk shit.
I try (though don't always succeed) to never say things here that I wouldn't say in person.
Sometimes that's kind of boring, I must admit.
This is a formula I've attempted, but didn't see rewarded, so I gave up. lol
b/w
I for one can appreciate the level-headedness in your posts.
it's funny how much you think you know someone from reading their posts for years. and really you don't know sh*t about them. everyone is different in real life. i bet over half the regulars here are easily people that you could have a civilized drink and a conversation with. forums make people talk shit.
I try (though don't always succeed) to never say things here that I wouldn't say in person.
Sometimes that's kind of boring, I must admit.
This is a formula I've attempted, but didn't see rewarded, so I gave up. lol
I am super mild-mannered, respectful, and laid-back. And generally don't even attempt to engage in NBA talk. I guess that's called passive-aggressive. Sorry.
people who try to get on the train before others have got off. there isn't any room for you yet, just have some feckin patience and let people out! wtf is with this stupidity? in my 2 years of train commuting this happens every single day. on bad days i'm close to kicking people in the chest. that step is the perfect height. damn, whats wrong with me? need to sort out this rage...
This is a new development in the last decade or so.
Muthafuckas checking their phone while on a crowded subway staircase during rush hour.
Or folks that walk down the street and think your supposed to move for them while they check their phone.
Its selfish bullshit. Me-Me-I Zombies.
Playing loud music on boomboxes or car bazookas is frowned upon in the new PC era.
Clueless Phone Checking, like Driving while Phoning should be Publicly Demonized.
You cant wait till you get down the stairs and into open/less congested areas to see what song you wanna play?
You dont open up a book and start reading while walking in a crowd during rush hour.
You can turn off your ringer during a movie, u can wait 20 fuckin' steps.
This is a new development in the last decade or so.
Muthafuckas checking their phone while on a crowded subway staircase during rush hour.
Or folks that walk down the street and think your supposed to move for them while they check their phone.
Its selfish bullshit. Me-Me-I Zombies.
Playing loud music on boomboxes or car bazookas is frowned upon in the new PC era.
Clueless Phone Checking, like Driving while Phoning should be Publicly Demonized.
You cant wait till you get down the stairs and into open/less congested areas to see what song you wanna play?
You dont open up a book and start reading while walking in a crowd during rush hour.
You can turn off your ringer during a movie, u can wait 20 fuckin' steps.
Yes to all of this.
But what I hate even worse is smokers who throw their butts out the window while driving, or onto sidewalks like everything is an ashtray.
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I try (though don't always succeed) to never say things here that I wouldn't say in person.
Sometimes that's kind of boring, I must admit.
Haha, did you buy that at the last ARC show? It was probably mine.
Their steel drum version of The Godfather Theme is "okay" but nothing that makes the record worth more than a couple dollars.
I couldn't find the Diet Coke commercial with Adrian Brody.
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This is one of the worst, whiney songs ever.
I dont know why I hate it so much.
Its right up there with Elton Johns 'Nikita'. It makes me want to punch people in the face.
Not Nikita, that makes me want to wrest the red aerosol from eltons hands and bludgeon him with it.
^^ what is up with this, I'm seeing bee suit related tv shows everywhere in South America. Which ones should I really be checking for?
this thread was great..
People who not only don't hold the door open but literally let it slam in your face. Come on. If you're over like 15 this is fucking ridiculous.
Lames that get overzealous with the divider bar thing in the grocery check-out line. Like, bro,it's not even busy and i just got a fuckin twelve pack, chill the fuck out.
Crusty fuckin bus driver lady that comes in the Jack-In-Box and orders a grip of shit while her bus is sitting at the stop and starts yelling at the employees for not making her tacos fast enough. Are you fucking serious?? "Keep the fuckin tacos, then!!" she yelled on the way out. smh.
The worst is this cashier at a nearby falafel spot who reads the name (Michael) on my credit card after she swipes it and then says, "Thanks, Mike."
People who send three one-sentence texts instead of one three-sentence text.
It does contain an easy to say and common name in it and there is a certain type of person (holding a permanent spot on my shit list), who on hearing my full name, not even trying to say it and knowing me for all of 30 seconds, asks to shorten it to said name. And they are shocked when I say no. Learn my fucking name or let's don't speak....much easier than learning my name!
Some people just stop at the second syllable, which I don't mind if they ask first and/or we are close.
People who make it about how Canadian one is and feel like they have to remind people they are living in Canada if they complain about what is one of the hardest winters to date and yearn for sun and warmth.
Litterers
When someone accidentally drops a belonging close to another person and that person doesn't make a move to pick it up and hand it back.
Every single biker that zooms past me on the freeway at 80mph. I guess i won't see your ass next year zooming past me, coming within inches of my side mirror.
People that drive too close to the car in front, (which is like every other car in LA). You mean to tell me, your brakes are that good, going at 75mph?
This is a formula I've attempted, but didn't see rewarded, so I gave up. lol
b/w
I for one can appreciate the level-headedness in your posts.
I'm much worse in real life.
Worst drivers out.
Can't wait till the new services completely destroy them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
This is all I care about in the world. Litter.
And if I see anyone over the age of 14 spitting in public.
My day is ruined now.
Muthafuckas checking their phone while on a crowded subway staircase during rush hour.
Or folks that walk down the street and think your supposed to move for them while they check their phone.
Its selfish bullshit. Me-Me-I Zombies.
Playing loud music on boomboxes or car bazookas is frowned upon in the new PC era.
Clueless Phone Checking, like Driving while Phoning should be Publicly Demonized.
You cant wait till you get down the stairs and into open/less congested areas to see what song you wanna play?
You dont open up a book and start reading while walking in a crowd during rush hour.
You can turn off your ringer during a movie, u can wait 20 fuckin' steps.
Yes.
The root cause of all my shit lists.
Yes to all of this.
But what I hate even worse is smokers who throw their butts out the window while driving, or onto sidewalks like everything is an ashtray.