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Ore. man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar

LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
edited December 2013 in Strut Central
http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/6693951-Ore-man-on-meth-fights-off-12-cops-while-masturbating-in-bar/

Just seemed like something that the strut should know about.

How many cops have you fought off?
Have you ever masturbated in a bar?
What is the longest you have ever stayed in Salem Oregon?

  Comments

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,085 Posts
    Google News of police-defiant individuals on bath salts still provides hours of entertainment.
  • VeeEightVeeEight 325 Posts
    cops should've just waited till he finished
  • YemskyYemsky 708 Posts
    :-(
    Expected video.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    HEATROCKS FOR DUKEOFDELRIDGE'S BAIL?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Do you guys even party?
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    "Iggy's Bar and Grill"

    Rad
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I would like to point out that there was a serious missed opportunity in the name of that article.

    Ore. man on meth fights beats off 12 cops while masturbating in bar

    FIXED
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    There are other news stories that claim it was 15, not 12 cops, that he beat off.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    BEAVERTON, Ore

    He could have cited false advertising as a defense.

    **Caps not mine.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    1- I've run from many cops, never successfully fought one off.
    II. never jerked it at a bar.
    Thirdly: I've probably spent less than one week in the greater Salem area. Even less in Beaverton.

    I did just pass through ten or so days ago though.

    Oh yes also haven't tried methamphetamine. YET. 2014yoloetc
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,890 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    I would like to point out that there was a serious missed opportunity in the name of that article.

    Ore. man on meth fights beats off 12 cops while masturbating in bar

    FIXED

    Soundtrack all Eddie Van Halen's "Beat It" solo.
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