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Neighbor wants me to be Spider-Man.....

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  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    mask stays on: outsource to neighborhood kid for half the loot and show up right before the end of the party completely whistled and ready to collect.

    Also known as: The MF Doom
  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    Herm said:
    vintageinfants said:
    mask stays on: outsource to neighborhood kid for half the loot and show up right before the end of the party completely whistled and ready to collect.

    Also known as: The MF Doom

    This is the best idea yet!

    Show up dressed as Batmon, get paid, AND take a ratchet friend home!

    +1 Pictures or it didn't happen.
  • covecove 1,567 Posts
    If i were you, i'd do it
  • LoopDreamsLoopDreams 1,195 Posts
    Go as the Hulk, that guy knows how to party.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    LoopDreams said:
    Go as the Hulk, that guy knows how to party.

    make sure you use the right kind of paint for that one, wouldn't want to end up like this guy and not be able to wash it off:

  • hendravishendravis 689 Posts
    just find your kirsten dunst and pretend to save her and hang upside down give her a kiss.
  • hendravishendravis 689 Posts
    just find your kirsten dunst and pretend to save her and hang upside down give her a kiss.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    Will there be free Chips n Salsa? I'll do it .

    - spidey
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Is that the new term for cougars? I like it.
  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    oh wait I was under the impression this was more like a costume party. It's just going to be you and Hello Kitty dressed up?

    Are you sure there are actually going to be any other guests?

    Oh my.
  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    Double
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/burglar-busted-spider-man-underwear-article-1.1393747

    She should hire this guy.
  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    this sounds very suspect. that said i'd do it for the story. quasi rachet means why not.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Obviously you want to do this. Please do this.

    Makes me think I should talk to my neighbors more. How batmannish are you coming and going, where they think this is a thing they can ask you to do?

    Also what the fuck is going on, this is insane.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Flomotion said:
    ppadilha said:
    oh wait I was under the impression this was more like a costume party. It's just going to be you and Hello Kitty dressed up?

    Are you sure there are actually going to be any other guests?

    Oh my.

    ha!
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    Obviously you want to do this. Please do this.

    Makes me think I should talk to my neighbors more. How batmannish are you coming and going, where they think this is a thing they can ask you to do?

    Also what the fuck is going on, this is insane.

    She had no idea that my college buddies or certain friends call me Batman.
    And she's never been inside my apt to see my superhero shit.

    I think she just sees me as daring enough to do it.
  • LurkalotLurkalot 41 Posts
    Ask Mingering Mike to step in:



    He was being honored by the DC city council today fyi.

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/artsdesk/visual-arts/2013/07/10/mingering-mike-accepts-council-honors-in-spiderman-costume/
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Lurkalot said:

    :feelin_it:
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    i see you've been hittin the courts

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    haha
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    haha
  • bennyboybennyboy 538 Posts
    batmon said:
    Herm said:
    How's your gut these days? Crunch game on-point?


    I'm just amazed that a Kenny Everett sketch has been referenced here.

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    To the Batphone!

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    In the Batcave with the Batmug.

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    pcmr said:
    i see you've been hittin the courts



    yo, but how'm I bout to pull up my shorts and DEE UP spiderman like that in front a tha kids........

    spidey doesn't want to SEE my shut down 4th quarter posture.
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Its to hot in this bitch to be up in some stinky party w/ some fucking cheap ass unbreathable fake spandex for some grown ass adults.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    batmon said:
    Its to hot in this bitch to be up in some stinky party w/ some fucking cheap ass unbreathable fake spandex for some grown ass adults.

    The commute home tonight is going to be a joy.

    Bronx, NY:

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