Neighbor wants me to be Spider-Man.....
batmon
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My 55+ neighbor is have a retirement part in August.
She rang my bell and asked me if I wanted to wear a Spider-Man costume at the party.
She claims the original dude that was hired, cant do it and he's also too short in her opinion.
I told her than Spidey isnt a 6'4" dude anyways, but I know what you want.
Now im crazy enough to do some shit like this. I threw on a Darth Vader joint for my buddy's kids.
But rocking this shit for some 40+ year olds smells real corny. She plans on having a Hello Kitty costume or some shit.
I was gonna skip the party in the first place and now i really want to skip this shit.....
Plus I'm Batman dammit.
Plus, if there's any trim, the costume fucks the game up.
She rang my bell and asked me if I wanted to wear a Spider-Man costume at the party.
She claims the original dude that was hired, cant do it and he's also too short in her opinion.
I told her than Spidey isnt a 6'4" dude anyways, but I know what you want.
Now im crazy enough to do some shit like this. I threw on a Darth Vader joint for my buddy's kids.
But rocking this shit for some 40+ year olds smells real corny. She plans on having a Hello Kitty costume or some shit.
I was gonna skip the party in the first place and now i really want to skip this shit.....
Plus I'm Batman dammit.
Plus, if there's any trim, the costume fucks the game up.
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Like calling yourself Batmon doesn't...
And depending on the *fit* of the costume, partaking in trim may not be an issue at all.
Herm = Herman?
Hermathan
Sayin, ...she said two of her co-workers are fans of Spidey and Kitty.
And if im too busy taking pictures and "fakin" like Spider-man, i wont really be partying...which includes flirting and drinking.
Dont try to front like mixing the two is the shit, either. Im not some magician cat up in the party.
B/w
trim loves uniform
Sayin tho
How come you got to take pictures? What's next? Putting everyone's capes and light sabers in the bedroom?
Hermilo.
Try saying it... Nope, that's wrong. There's only one I and one L. You can't really screw up H.E.R.M.
*PASUE*
Sayin.....on the real she's close to 60...she retiring......I dont see a gang of 30 year olds w/ just 10 60 year olds.
Its gotta be "old' fuckers drankin Hen-dog and Coke.
Im gonna be swingin round takin photos w/ whomever wants to. U know LBE poses and shit.
Its not like she wants me to just pop up in the suit and by her friends drinks, while Before I Let Go plays.
getting dressed up as a fictional character so people can take pictures with you sounds like a child's party - isn't that the kind of shit that goes down at DisneyUniverse?
bottom line - pics or it didn't happen.
Call Me
...but you won't pick up
I would take a significant pay cut.
You have got to do it. You can use your pick up lines every other day of the week.
This thread needs to be stickied.
GO AS BATMAN ANY WAY.
Spidey would have to take his mask at least part off to sip a juice. The Detective can yag 40s all day, no mask malarkey.
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Trim Magnet, deffo.
Or you're doing it wrong.
Banter just sets itself up:
"Wanna see the bat mobile?"
"Will it fit in your bat cave?"
Eggy Zed couldn't fail.
Spray that silly string shit all over the person right before she blows the candles on her retirment cake out so that her head bursts into flames like in that gif.
Halfway theough, roll back Spidey to reveal Batman.
Then later do it again to reveal., the Riddler.
Ok it'll cost a penny and you'll be sweating clams, but those gerontos will be wilding out.
And that's priceless.
U know my "fuck it" side entertains this, but what happens is that you get pigeon holed. Walking around with my crotch bunched up behind some cheap lyrca suit all sweaty and shit. I will be out of the game....imo.
She does have some decent lookin friends who are are quasi-ratchet. The thing is I could get freaky and kinda get away with shit like Homey The Clown n shit. And i could throw in a cucumber to the side like Spinal Tap.