Did the young mack really just mistake poonany for an opera composer???
Line on up! C'mon ride the train.
Line on up! C'mon ride the train. Somebody make this their avatar before I doMy thoughts on the subject:Tell dude to stop being a bitch. How you want to word that is up to you. Then distract him by going to another party with him, and find some other girl for him to "holler" at for 2 weeks.
I repeat, y'all are a bunch of bad friends.If my dude hollered at me on some irrational shit, he's my fucking dude, and I'd respect that and I wouldn't question his irrationality because he's my fucking dude. I don't care if he's sweating a girl that he's never talked to. I don't care if I met motherfucking Scarlett Johanson and he's on some "Dude, I've had a crush on her forever please don't date her." If it's my dude and the shit bothers him, I'ma try my damndest to look out for my dude and not do shit that bothers him. We're fucking human beings. Sometimes we can be irrational and retarded and emotional about dumb shit, but if we can't trust our friends to respect that, what the fuck?But mostly: What the fuck is wrong with you people? Don't you listen to rap music? What happened to "G'z up and hoes down?"It comes down to this though: if you don't feel bad about doing it, then fuck it, you don't feel bad about doing it so go ahead and do it. If you do feel bad, then don't do it. Simple really.Remind me to never be good friends with any of y'all mugs, though.-e
I think you may have to beat this dude up or something.
at which point said girl emphasized her interest not in my holmes, but in THE GOD himself.
Fuck all that shit blood. First off no motherfucking friend gets hot at they friend over a chick. Unless you love that chick. In which case, yes you are a bad friend. If you salted his game then you are a hater. If you are like "the bitch chose me" then that is the double truth ruth and dude needs to live with that.Honestly there is only one time I ever checked a homie over that and it was because he did it to be meanspirited and it was a girl I had known for years and felt strongly towards. And yes, I had already "sealed the deal".If me and you are at a bar, and I like this chick right, and she steps to you, fuck it I will live vicariously. My dude was recently into the girl that works next to my shop. OK. I tried to hook it up for him, at which point said girl emphasized her interest not in my holmes, but in THE GOD himself. My boy was all good with that, and told me to give him the wrap-up story at 11. That's real fucking friends. Who the fuck gets twitted out over a bitch.Some rat ass motherfuckers in the world today
"What happened to "G'z up and hoes down?" he pondered with melancholy nostalgia.