What’s with rappers and Cheesecake Factory?
dstill808
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My friend waits tables at one in the Valley, and has served Dre (on the weekly. Wouldn't sign my Chronic LP, but I guess that's understandable, this is his time), Eminem, 50 Cent, Xzibit, and Lil Cease (comedy picturing managers being like "do you know who that is?" "no, but I think he's a rapper"). Kanye reps the 'cake in School Spirit, what's the deal? Ain't these guys got more 'spensive taste than mall spaghetti?
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No servers asked for an autograph. No one got shot.
Straight to Marina Del Rey in September. My first port of call......zing!
pot stickers on the appetizer menu are shockingly decent as well
"Yeah, I told y'all ni**az
about goddamn takin' them hoez to the Cheesecake Factory
Lettin' them hoez order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimps
They ain't goin' do nuthin'
but try to take all your motherf**kin' cheese!"
Benihana Bitches[/b]
fuck cheesecake factory...fuck stinking rose...fuck crustaceans...fuck black angus....fuck red lobster...semi-fuck lawrys[/b]
Ahh - steppin' on my toes with that one, mang!
My best memories of Red Lobster are of the edible pre-entree accouterments:
Those fluffy butter/garlic biscuits
and
Mozzarella sticks with that red sweet & sour sauce (upon request).
YUM!
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YES! Them shits are good! I only go there for them biscuits and fried clams. How can you fuck up a fried clam?
If i want a real piece of fish, I DO NOT go there.
Sheiiit... that's what Long John Silvers is for!
Dude, I live like 2.5 miles from the beach, fresh fish as far as the eye can see, and the locals are STILL lined up in front of Red Lobster. No accounting for taste...
and Chilis...and El Torito...and Acapulcos...
Co-sign! I've been to Oliver Garden a number of times and always thought it was terrible. Give me a greasy diner any day.
I'm runnin' w/ BC on this one - Cheesecake Factory's menu is pretty generic, unexcitin', and straight bland; people keep rushin' to it in different cities, I guess, b/c it's familiar territory like Houston's...
I knew a guy who was datin' a girl who thought that Red Lobster was haute cuisine, like a Michelin 5 star locale -
Olive Garden = Italian Sizzler...
HOW CAN YOU HATE ON RED LOBSTER?!?!?!
all you can eat crab legs! mmmmmmmmm
garlic cheese biscuits! mmmmmmmmm
all you can eat shrimp! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the shrimp scampi is the bomb.
I know it's not haute cuisine but it's some damn good comfort food. I go just for those biscuits, which I haven't quite mastered yet...although the key is Bisquick I do know that much.
Sometimes I'd eat those meals while listening to my favorite rap albums
come down to the Prado or 150 Grand in SD
almost the same prices, 4 star food
I love me some portions though
I thought you were trying to scare the shit out of him anyways?