WORST INTERLUDES EVER
mandrew
2,720 Posts
here's my pick. low points are in bold
this came on the radio yesterday. i was laughing my ass off at the corniness factor. also, i just can't buy alicia's heterosexuality.Well I'm a have to just gon head and call this boy.Hello?Can I speak to...to Michael? Oh, hey how you doin'?Uh, I feel kinna silly doin this but, uh, this is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th from Lenox.You know the one with the braids?Yeah. Well I see you on Wednesdays all the time.You come in every Wednesday on your lunch break, I think.And you always order the special...with the hot chocolate.My manager be trippin and stuff talkin 'bout we gotta use water, but...I always use some milk and cream for you, cause...I think you kinna sweet. (laughs)[/b]Anyway, you always got on some fly blue suit and your cufflinks is shining all bright.So what you do?Oh word?Yeah that's interestin'...[/b]Look man, I mean, I don't wanna waste your time but...I know girls don't usually do this,but I was wonderin' if maybe we could get togetheroutside the restaurant one day?You know 'cause I do look a lot different outside my work clothes and...I mean we could just go across the street to the park, right here...Wait, hold up, my... my cell phone's breakin' up, hold up...Can you hear me now?Yeah. So what day did you say?[/b]Oh yeah. Thursday's perfect, man.
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People named Michael always got the game going on. Can I get an amen?
WTF is this anyway?
YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME
is keys a dyke? (hey we can use fag right?) and where did this rumor come from or start? i don't have cable and don't read hip hop mags
Alicia Keys Becomes More Feminine To Quash Lesbian Rumours
March 17, 2005, 6:38:58 KEYS PUTS GAY RUMOUR TO REST WITH MORE REFINED STYLE
GRAMMY-winner ALICIA KEYS believes she's finally put gay rumours to rest after adopting a more "girlie" style.
The FALLIN' singer's sexuality was a constant source of speculation when she grabbed public attention in 2001, and she accepts her original style was responsible.
from http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/35342004.htm
it's just a rumor, but...
sayin
Common's BE had great interludes. Actually, there wasn't any, I guess that's what was good.
I need to remix that song proper though... did a little blend with a Jean Grae beat on a mix a while ago... but I've been meaning to do a legit beatchemist remix. Thanks for reminding me!
that reminds me exactly of "college dropout". i think thats the best (or worst) example of a solid album with garbage interludes. i need to skip over every one of those annoying college-isn't-worth-it skits.
another kanye thread?
while i'm on the kanye topic, let me just say, regardless of jon brion coproducing the album, kanye has just put himself alongside the immaculate ones (rza, dre, primo) in my eyes. let the haters hate.
She had that old school b-girl mentality going on, and now she wants to fem up.
From the beginning though, she's always been with a guy, mentioned him in the liner notes of her first album. As to how the rumor started, probably because in present day R&B/soul, if you rock braids and you're a woman, you're
With that said, I would still uf her knee crease. In the words of Tim Westwood, "for real".
and the interlude absolutely ruins it.
but it is hilarious, there's actually a version that cuts out the "cream" part.
i was gonna edit it out, except i love when she says "thursday's perfect" and it picks up again. unrelated cause im crunk, or speaking of editing tracks, but if you take the justin timberlake song and speed it up till he sounds like a chipmunk, that is one of my favorite tracks...once i heard it like that in a club and it was great, and when i realized what it was i was like damn. so yeah, speed it up and listen to it.