There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...
There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...
I thought you lived in a barn or somethin now... ?
There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...
I thought you lived in a barn or somethin now... ?
This weird looking arachnid is not in fact a scorpion or spider at all but belongs to its own order- solifugid. This species can attain a leg span of 5??? and a body of 2???. Wind spiders are fast moving aggressive hunters, capable of over powering much larger prey than itself. Its front pair of legs are modified as feelers to detect and pull its prey into its large over sized jaws. Its three pairs of legs are capable of speed making this creature a fast moving killing machine.
I dunno why I click on these threads because without fail they always turn into jpeg-laden posts (spider porn) with pictures of spiders that freak me out and make me want to die... but I click on them anyway knowing this. I think I'm weirdly addicted to looking at these spiders that scare me. I hate spiders. Die spiders, die. I don't care if they eat mosquitoes and other spiders and blah and blah and blah. They're ugly and scary.
I wouldn't let an ugly and scary woman live with me if she killed mosquitoes and spiders and other shit so why the fuck would I let a spider live with me, too?
I wouldn't let an ugly and scary woman live with me if she killed mosquitoes and spiders and other shit so why the fuck would I let a spider live with me, too?
Day, that's a fucking scorpion. What the fuck, dude?
They even have scorpions in North Carolina. I was down visiting my sister a few years ago and I took my nephews out for a walk. We turned over a rock looking for salamanders and saw a fucking scorpion. It scared the crap out of me. It was small, but it was a scorpion. I thought they were only in the desert.
I have no beef with spiders. One is living on my back porch. My girlfriend and I call her mama cass because she is huge. She makes huges webs and eats all the mosquitos, who I do hate, so I just let her do her thing. If she comes inside, however, its on.
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i let him live but dude, can i live
I thought you lived in a barn or somethin now... ?
haha!
kill the damn thing already or take it outside
What, is it a pet?
or did you mean:
sorry dewd
ahhhhhhh!!!!
that shits in the mail, ohgodyes.
and one of these
You killed a 25-foot spider?? Sick!
moving the fuck out of there would be in my near NEAR future.
Not those ones either.
You got mice, we got scorpions.
E'eryday.
All day.
I was scared of spiders up until about two weeks ago, when I cured it in about 10 minutes and now I can pick them up like a macho motherfunk.
This weird looking arachnid is not in fact a scorpion or spider at all but belongs to its own order- solifugid. This species can attain a leg span of 5??? and a body of 2???. Wind spiders are fast moving aggressive hunters, capable of over powering much larger prey than itself. Its front pair of legs are modified as feelers to detect and pull its prey into its large over sized jaws. Its three pairs of legs are capable of speed making this creature a fast moving killing machine.
I wouldn't let an ugly and scary woman live with me if she killed mosquitoes and spiders and other shit so why the fuck would I let a spider live with me, too?
Flawless logic.
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Because spiders don't talk.
They even have scorpions in North Carolina. I was down visiting my sister a few years ago and I took my nephews out for a walk. We turned over a rock looking for salamanders and saw a fucking scorpion. It scared the crap out of me. It was small, but it was a scorpion. I thought they were only in the desert.
BTW, I hate spiders too....