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Please to hatt on SPIDERS

hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
edited October 2005 in Strut Central
There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...
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  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    These fuckers eat birds, methinks...

    L O C A T I O N
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    please to write a message to said spiderz in the "letters to things and people" thread.. I think the spiders would fall under the 'things' category
  • slushslush 691 Posts
    yo ive been bitten by the same spider 3 times in the last 3 days

    i let him live but dude, can i live
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...

    I thought you lived in a barn or somethin now... ?
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    There has been a fucked up amount of spiders lurking around my apartment lately. I'm not talking daddy wong legs either. These fuckers eat birds, methinks...

    I thought you lived in a barn or somethin now... ?

    haha!
  • Skip DrinkwaterSkip Drinkwater 1,694 Posts
    yo ive been bitten by the same spider 3 times in the last 3 days

    i let him live but dude, can i live
    lol
  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    yo ive been bitten by the same spider 3 times in the last 3 days

    i let him live but dude, can i live

    kill the damn thing already or take it outside
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    yo ive been bitten by the same spider 3 times in the last 3 days

    i let him live but dude, can i live

    kill the damn thing already or take it outside

    What, is it a pet?
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    The gigantic ones are mostly harmless and actually kill brown recluses. Tho, they creep the shit outta me.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Time to buy a sword, maybe?
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts









    or did you mean:



    sorry dewd
  • dCastillodCastillo 1,963 Posts
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts









    or did you mean:



    sorry dewd

    ahhhhhhh!!!!
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    Time to buy a sword, maybe?

    that shits in the mail, ohgodyes.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    so far tonight I have killed one of these (RIGHT under my front door)





    and one of these



  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


    and one of these


    You killed a 25-foot spider?? Sick!




  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    so far tonight I have killed one of these (RIGHT under my front door)


    and one of these


    moving the fuck out of there would be in my near NEAR future.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Day, that's a fucking scorpion. What the fuck, dude?
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    I JUST saw my first scorpion in Phoenix the other week.



    Not those ones either.
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    i killed a spider earlier today, it was right above me on the ceiling. Gotta love that popping sound when you smoosh em.

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Day, that's a fucking scorpion. What the fuck, dude?

    You got mice, we got scorpions.

    E'eryday.

    All day.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Not a good look.
  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Thats one of the few things that Britain has going for it, theres no freaskishly deadly insects.

    I was scared of spiders up until about two weeks ago, when I cured it in about 10 minutes and now I can pick them up like a macho motherfunk.
  • ehuffmanehuffman 302 Posts




    This weird looking arachnid is not in fact a scorpion or spider at all but belongs to its own order- solifugid. This species can attain a leg span of 5??? and a body of 2???. Wind spiders are fast moving aggressive hunters, capable of over powering much larger prey than itself. Its front pair of legs are modified as feelers to detect and pull its prey into its large over sized jaws. Its three pairs of legs are capable of speed making this creature a fast moving killing machine.

  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    I dunno why I click on these threads because without fail they always turn into jpeg-laden posts (spider porn) with pictures of spiders that freak me out and make me want to die... but I click on them anyway knowing this. I think I'm weirdly addicted to looking at these spiders that scare me. I hate spiders. Die spiders, die. I don't care if they eat mosquitoes and other spiders and blah and blah and blah. They're ugly and scary.

    I wouldn't let an ugly and scary woman live with me if she killed mosquitoes and spiders and other shit so why the fuck would I let a spider live with me, too?

    Flawless logic.

    -e
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts


    I wouldn't let an ugly and scary woman live with me if she killed mosquitoes and spiders and other shit so why the fuck would I let a spider live with me, too?

    Flawless logic.

    -e

    Because spiders don't talk.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Day, that's a fucking scorpion. What the fuck, dude?

    They even have scorpions in North Carolina. I was down visiting my sister a few years ago and I took my nephews out for a walk. We turned over a rock looking for salamanders and saw a fucking scorpion. It scared the crap out of me. It was small, but it was a scorpion. I thought they were only in the desert.


    BTW, I hate spiders too....
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    I have no beef with spiders. One is living on my back porch. My girlfriend and I call her mama cass because she is huge. She makes huges webs and eats all the mosquitos, who I do hate, so I just let her do her thing. If she comes inside, however, its on.
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