Does Shorty Know You Watch Pron?
drewnice
5,465 Posts
I think every dude stumbles on that conversation when it comes up.
"I don't want to be like one of those girls (insert fetish here) girls you fantasize about..."
"How do you know what I look at??"
"Well - I don't..."
My experience has been that the lady gets sort of insecure that it happens, but the convo is pretty much squashed out when you say, "Look, EVERY DUDE watches pron, okay? And hey - better that than making real world moves with it instead..."
POINT, SET, MATCH.
How do ya'll live it?
"I don't want to be like one of those girls (insert fetish here) girls you fantasize about..."
"How do you know what I look at??"
"Well - I don't..."
My experience has been that the lady gets sort of insecure that it happens, but the convo is pretty much squashed out when you say, "Look, EVERY DUDE watches pron, okay? And hey - better that than making real world moves with it instead..."
POINT, SET, MATCH.
How do ya'll live it?
Comments
don't tell
shit you don't want wifey to find
"thank god it was the porn stash,
for a second i thought she found the pron........"
the sequel to Tron
I think that would be pr0n
And then there's prawns:
Hey, whatever works for you, man.
AHHHHHH!!!!
this happens to me very rarely...i'm speechless.
ok i'm over it.
the fit on the crotch is...oh here it comes again.....i'm...sp...
I have this one nasty ass tape called "Smothering Bitches," that I found in the "dead mans room" in this house I used to live in. the tape was like twenty years old, and its for dudes who get off by having their "bitches" smother them. I've kept it ever since and the old lady doesnt like all that much. Mostly cause she thinks its creepy that i have a dead dude's fetish pron tape.
Hiding Vhs tapes was so much easier than hiding files....
I see absolutely nothing creepy about that. Nothing.
next time you'd like to feel this way, check out tronguy.net
Hell, I'm still trying to figure out the scat fetish.
haha!!!
I think I might have a fetish about some fetishes. I don't actually have the fetish, but I'm abnormally fascinated with them as a concept. Foot fetishes, for example.
How is this? Is your girl super-tech savvy or something?
I just remembered about the time in high-school when I installed a freeware slideshow program that set up a default screen saver which displayed random documents on the hard drive.
"Dr*w...did I just see a picture of two women in pantyhose on my computer?"
At least a foot is part of a person, but a sheet of platic??
That reminds of your presentation of this place to your class.
The only thing rivaling how funny that were the "shart" stories.
Dr*w, you've got some crazy "Teen Movie" moments going on!
But yo, back to the topic at hand.
Years ago I stumbled upon a list of clinical terms for all sorts of fetishes. Some of them were
Aviosodomy being one.
[insert disgusted fucking face graemlin here]
...dude was like "I gotta go clear my cookies on my computer cause my girl is comin over, I don't want her to trip on me cause I was lookin at some girlies online last night"
That's one of the first things I clear up when I date a girl(ok not FIRST but yeah)...if she got a problem with me looking at porn every once in a while then FORGET IT! like I need a paranoid girl with low self esteem...pfff
The ones that say they like it too are the ones that end up being fun anyways. Porn is such a stupid thing to get uptight about.
Nah, Im just bad with the computer, you gotta move things around, its a pain in the ass. But with the tapes, you could get creative.
foot fetishes are so popular because the area in your brain which registers sensations for your feet and genitals are adjacent and there's crossover wiring. on a related note, many amputees with missing feet or legs report sometimes experiencing the sensation of having an orgasm in the area where their missing limb used to be. phantom orgasms.
freeware slideshow program? in highschool? man, how young are you? I'm feeling old. we didn't even have computers when I was in HS...