I just remembered about the time in high-school when I installed a freeware slideshow program that set up a default screen saver which displayed random documents on the hard drive.
although this is a rad idea for a virus. it searches your computer for large jpgs or wmv files and opens them randomly. hilarious porn embarassment ensues.
I was taking a final last year on my computer and I needed help opening the program so the fiiiiine procter who works in the front office comes over to help me. i guess the last folder I had open popped up.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
It's not even on a jealous tip. It's on some "that shit was in the past and I don't give a shit about it" tip. A lot of it is some "he did me wrong in this this and this way" shit but couldn't girl just say "yo i don't like this this and this" instead?
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
again. On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
again. On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
My experience has been that the lady gets sort of insecure that it happens, but the convo is pretty much squashed out when you say, "Look, EVERY DUDE watches pron, okay? And hey - better that than making real world moves with it instead..."
same argument for the strip club
but really, a lot of girls watch porn too. In Indy there is a place called Pricilla's, like the local sex-shop chain, and I use to conversate with the girl behind the counter about all sorts of porn flix, she was real knowledgable and had the new releases schedule memorized. Anyways I don't know any women who are anti-porn, I mean, it takes two.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
again. On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
Man that's opportunity staring you IN THE FACE.
Nah I wish. Porn got her jealous so she thinks I'm gonna let her do it without me even watching.
On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
yeah, annoying as hell....
....that is, unless she's actually down to bring another girl in the mix. then that's hell yes as hell.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
It's not even on a jealous tip. It's on some "that shit was in the past and I don't give a shit about it" tip. A lot of it is some "he did me wrong in this this and this way" shit but couldn't girl just say "yo i don't like this this and this" instead?
Whatever dudes, ya'll sounding kind of weak sauce on this one. I mean, what the fuck, you expect people who go out with you to erase their past so as not to bruise your pretty little egos?
Now, if you mean to say that your girl can't shut up about their ex, well, that's a different story but this, "two strikes, you're out" thing sounds like either 1) you don't actually care to have meaningful, personal conversations with women or 2) you don't stay in relationships longer than the 5th date.
Whatever dudes, ya'll sounding kind of weak sauce on this one. I mean, what the fuck, you expect people who go out with you to erase their past so as not to bruise your pretty little egos?
Now, if you mean to say that your girl can't shut up about their ex, well, that's a different story but this, "two strikes, you're out" thing sounds like either 1) you don't actually care to have meaningful, personal conversations with women or 2) you don't stay in relationships longer than the 5th date.
Just saying.
Not even that, man. I just don't want to hear endless shit about previous boyfriends. I'm 22. Think about how girls that age were when you were that age
I just remembered about the time in high-school when I installed a freeware slideshow program that set up a default screen saver which displayed random documents on the hard drive.
although this is a rad idea for a virus. it searches your computer for large jpgs or wmv files and opens them randomly. hilarious porn embarassment ensues.
I was taking a final last year on my computer and I needed help opening the program so the fiiiiine procter who works in the front office comes over to help me. i guess the last folder I had open popped up.
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I just remembered about the time in high-school when I installed a freeware slideshow program that set up a default screen saver which displayed random documents on the hard drive.
although this is a rad idea for a virus. it searches your computer for large jpgs or wmv files and opens them randomly. hilarious porn embarassment ensues.
I was taking a final last year on my computer and I needed help opening the program so the fiiiiine procter who works in the front office comes over to help me. i guess the last folder I had open popped up.
my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron.
f*ck pron, Anna! That's sooo first page of this thread. We're talking relationships here now.
And Odub, I hear you man but I make a point not to run off at the mouth about my exes because women may feel that they're constantly being compared to girls in my past. I only expect the same consideration from the women I date.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
again. On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
you need a kick in the nuts dumbfuck. that's a threesome beggggggging to happen.
I had been single for about 5 years before I started dating this one girl. I was all leaving dvds in my dvd player and not worrying about the history on my computer. I come home one day and she was looking at me like a disappointed parent. She asked me about it and all I could say was...I'm a guy, that is what I do!!!!! Shit is so embarrassing talking about it...because no matter how much you look at, or what you look at, you get lumped in the same PORN CREEP category. Then she monitored my ass for a long time, which made me hate her and lead to us breaking up. Porn...the cause of and solution to all relationship problems.
times infinite. They change when you think other girls are hot. They want you to never look at anybody and shit. I mean I understand telling me not to do it but to straight tell me not to look at anybody pretty or anything. FUCK EM. It is really weird bringing it up to it's like FUCK there is no way out of it.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
again. On that note what's up with girls who look at girls more than guys but will only get with guys. Always she's hot she's hot she's hot shit gets annoying like I thought you were with me. Annoying as hell.
you need a kick in the nuts dumbfuck. that's a threesome beggggggging to happen.
Won't happen. She's thinks I like other girls better than her so she is only down to do it with the girl without me.
Won't happen. She's thinks I like other girls better than her so she is only down to do it with the girl without me.
can you watch? Or maybe just set up a camera? From what I hear 3somes fuck up relationships anyway.
Not even watch.[/b] I can't let that go down. Makes no sense to let her have her way on that one. I think a 3 some would be dope but wack because she would think I would like the other girl more and would end up being hell on me.
Won't happen. She's thinks I like other girls better than her so she is only down to do it with the girl without me.
can you watch? Or maybe just set up a camera? From what I hear 3somes fuck up relationships anyway.
Not even watch.[/b] I can't let that go down. Makes no sense to let her have her way on that one. I think a 3 some would be dope but wack because she would think I would like the other girl more and would end up being hell on me.
you should pee on her. that way there's no question that you like her more.
Won't happen. She's thinks I like other girls better than her so she is only down to do it with the girl without me.
can you watch? Or maybe just set up a camera? From what I hear 3somes fuck up relationships anyway.
Not even watch.[/b] I can't let that go down. Makes no sense to let her have her way on that one. I think a 3 some would be dope but wack because she would think I would like the other girl more and would end up being hell on me.
I just remembered about the time in high-school when I installed a freeware slideshow program that set up a default screen saver which displayed random documents on the hard drive.
although this is a rad idea for a virus. it searches your computer for large jpgs or wmv files and opens them randomly. hilarious porn embarassment ensues.
I was taking a final last year on my computer and I needed help opening the program so the fiiiiine procter who works in the front office comes over to help me. i guess the last folder I had open popped up.
my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron.
Anna: your bro just lamped in Montreal. We make the prOn your bro watches. Me, Bruno B and those two french girls you see in every Bangbus.
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although this is a rad idea for a virus. it searches your computer for large jpgs or wmv files and opens them randomly. hilarious porn embarassment ensues.
I was taking a final last year on my computer and I needed help opening the program so the fiiiiine procter who works in the front office comes over to help me. i guess the last folder I had open popped up.
Right - and girls never hesitate to tell you how fine some dude in a magazine/movie/tv show is. they seem to get a pass for that shit.
sorta kinda related note: i let it slide once, but if a girl tells me more than one story about an ex-boyfriend she gets curb-kicked. seriously girls, I don't wanna here about it! I guess in that regard I'm as jealous as them?!!? (no).
http://www.repenetrator.com
So she's definitely not squeamish.
Man that's opportunity staring you IN THE FACE.
but really, a lot of girls watch porn too. In Indy there is a place called Pricilla's, like the local sex-shop chain, and I use to conversate with the girl behind the counter about all sorts of porn flix, she was real knowledgable and had the new releases schedule memorized. Anyways I don't know any women who are anti-porn, I mean, it takes two.
Nah I wish. Porn got her jealous so she thinks I'm gonna let her do it without me even watching.
yeah, annoying as hell....
....that is, unless she's actually down to bring another girl in the mix. then that's hell yes as hell.
Whatever dudes, ya'll sounding kind of weak sauce on this one. I mean, what the fuck, you expect people who go out with you to erase their past so as not to bruise your pretty little egos?
Now, if you mean to say that your girl can't shut up about their ex, well, that's a different story but this, "two strikes, you're out" thing sounds like either 1) you don't actually care to have meaningful, personal conversations with women or 2) you don't stay in relationships longer than the 5th date.
Just saying.
my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron. my little brother does not watch pron.
f*ck pron, Anna! That's sooo first page of this thread. We're talking relationships here now.
And Odub, I hear you man but I make a point not to run off at the mouth about my exes because women may feel that they're constantly being compared to girls in my past. I only expect the same consideration from the women I date.
you need a kick in the nuts dumbfuck. that's a threesome beggggggging to happen.
Won't happen. She's thinks I like other girls better than her so she is only down to do it with the girl without me.
Not even watch.[/b] I can't let that go down. Makes no sense to let her have her way on that one. I think a 3 some would be dope but wack because she would think I would like the other girl more and would end up being hell on me.
you should pee on her. that way there's no question that you like her more.
Do I even want to know what those do?
What's next "TT Boy's Magic Dick Elixer"?
It could be worse. At least she's not into Lex Steele.
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boooooooooooo, I repeat, booooooooooooooooo
Anna: your bro just lamped in Montreal. We make the prOn your bro watches. Me, Bruno B and those two french girls you see in every Bangbus.
Porn is like cereal for dinner... utilitarian.
Silver.
When watching pr0n I thinks she actually gets off more on the kissing. Obviously that's girl/girl cause there ain't much kissing with dudes involved.