puto bong bong: I CHALLENGE U TO A RAP BATTLE!!!!

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT, I MAKE YOU LAY DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH/AND DO PUSH UP'S ON YOUR BACKSIDE/45 LATER YOUR BLEEDING SHIT OUT OF YOUR P HOLE/TAKE A LOOK BACK AND I SLAP YOU WITH THE P-EYE/ NOW YOUR A ONE EYED BANDIT AND THEY CALL YOU LEFT EYE/ CRASHIN YOUR CAR AND WISHIN YOU HAD DIED/WHEN I'M THROUH WITH YOU/RAMONA WILL TAKE YOU OUT WITH THE STRAP ON... cHOURS-THAT'S WHY YOU SHIT BLOOD/ YOUR STOOL IS ALL RED.... EVERYONE!

    ...this sounds like an morocco_mole alter ego.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    you doggie??

  • CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT, I MAKE YOU LAY DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH/AND DO PUSH UP'S ON YOUR BACKSIDE/45 LATER YOUR BLEEDING SHIT OUT OF YOUR P HOLE/TAKE A LOOK BACK AND I SLAP YOU WITH THE P-EYE/ NOW YOUR A ONE EYED BANDIT AND THEY CALL YOU LEFT EYE/ CRASHIN YOUR CAR AND WISHIN YOU HAD DIED/WHEN I'M THROUH WITH YOU/RAMONA WILL TAKE YOU OUT WITH THE STRAP ON... cHOURS-THAT'S WHY YOU SHIT BLOOD/ YOUR STOOL IS ALL RED.... EVERYONE!

    ...this sounds like an morocco_mole alter ego.

    LET'S BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tepid.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,793 Posts
    word: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    HERES A LIL LESSON/YR BALD HEADED AND CROSS DRESSIN/MICHAEL FRANKS REPREZENTIN/WAX POETICS PRIVATE PRESSIN/I SEE YOU FLEX IN YR PINK SPANDEX/BETTER CHECK BOTH WAYS/ETHNIC FOLKWAYZ/GUZZO TO THE SIDE/CRINK IS IN THE KITCHEN/AND YR THINKIN BOUT STICKIN/SLINGSHOT 3 WAY LOVIN/DENNISONS CHILIS ON THE OVEN/WHATS THAT AROMA?/ TIME TO WIPE YR BUTT RAMONA!

  • OK dude... YOU WANNA BATTLE mole?

    it's on!

    COMIN TO YOU LIVE FROM THE GREAT NORTHWEST
    MOROCCO MOLE WITH THE M ON HIS CHEST
    M STANDS FOR MUTHAFUGGINBOOTYSSUCKINTURDOFTHEWEEK
    LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR THE MUTHFUGGIN AP
    TO TAKE YOU DOWN IN A RAP BATTLE NOW
    TALKIN BOUT MY GIRL BUT YOU DO KNOW HOW
    TO RAP. TO CRAP. TAKE A HELLA STEP BACK.
    CAUSE YER MAMA JUST WASHED YER STANKY JOCK STRAP
    CAUSE YER BALLS SMELL LIKE A STANKY ASS VAGINA
    AND LOOK LIKE A MUTATED CHERRY POPPED DRAMA
    BLOODY BALL SAC AND AN DEFLATED WEINER
    TIME IS NOW TO TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE CLEANER
    RIDIN ON THE BUS PICKIN YER ASS WITH YER FINGER
    WIPE IN ON THE SEAT AND PRETEND LIKE NO ONE SEES YA.
    BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YER BALLS AND ASS ARE A STINKER
    NOW YOU WANNA STEP TO SOULSTRUT FOR A BATTLE?
    YER GONNA GIT YARS MY NINTEY-EIGHTS' FATTER
    THAN YER OLD ASS SEVENTY-SIX STOCK MODEL PACER
    STANKY ASS RHYMES MAKE U SOUND LIKE A HATER
    TROLLIN' U OF W FOR SOME SKANK ASS TANG
    GOT YER MEMBERS ONLY JACKET YOU YER CUP OF ORANGE BANG
    UNBOTTONED SHIT AND WEAK ASS GOLD CHAIN
    STANK OF YER ASS MAKE THE BITCHES FEEL PAIN
    SO NEXT TIME YOU WANNA BATTLE BEST REFRAIN
    CAUSE YER CRAPED YER PANTS AND ITS A TOTAL SHAME
    BARF BALLS STANK ASS CRUSTY COCK TRANNY
    SMELLS LIKE SANATATION AND IT AINT EVEN FANNY
    NOW THIS BATTLES OVER CAUSE I TOOK YOU TOO THE CLEANER
    CAUSE ITS TIME TO WASH YER BALLZ, AZZ AND STANK AZZ WEINER









  • now go back to checking janis ian records for breaks all y'all mudderfukheadz!

    PUTO YER NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Sweet, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time biznitch!

  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts

    This is IT right here... ma in the back doin' some monkey shit, that shit is BANANANANANANAS

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,793 Posts



    This is IT right here... ma in the back doin' some monkey shit, that shit is BANANANANANANAS



    Korean Hip Hop karaoke is the future!





    Make Umm Say OWWWW...

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    THE DOUBLE M COMIN BACK FOR MORE/GOT A COUPLE MORE DISSES IN STORE/POPPIN PIMPLES ANTHONY PIERCIN NIPPLES/YR MAMA'S GOTTTA WOODEN LEG PLUS SHE'S CRIPPLED/I SAW YOU BAREFOOT AT TACO BELL/DOOKIE BREATH WITH THE DIARRHEA SMELL/HEAR YA TALKIN BOUT YR TWEEDLE STICK/IS THAT AN ALTER EGO NAME FOR YR LIL PRICK?/LIKE MICHAEL HENDERSON WITH THE BANANA HAMMOCK/GOT YR PUTO BONG BONG IN A PANIC/UNIDREAD DIRTY HIPPIE SMELLIN LIKE PACHOULI DOUCHE/SKIDMARK TIGHTY WHITEYS LIKE A NIKE SWOOSH/BLOOD SHITTER WITH THE ANAL FETISH/I KNOW YR P.O. BOX 1761 IN VENICE!

  • yer...

    DON'T BE MAILIN YOUR STANK ASS DIAPERS TO THE V
    PO BOX IS STUFFED FULLA BREAD, NO ROOM FOR YER PUB DREAD
    ON YER CRUSTY ASS UNDIES
    SMELLING KINDA FUNNY
    POSTMASTER HAS A COMPLAINT BOUT YER LETTERS
    MONEY ORDER FOR BJ ONE CAME EQUIPED WITH A SMATTER
    OF POO POO STAINS
    FROM YOUR DOO DOO BRAIN
    DIRTY MIND, DIRTY FINDS
    GROVER WASHINGTON WITH DOO DOO SLIME
    YER CRATES LOOK LIKE THE WORST OF MANKIND
    HERBIEMANN BACKHAIRS AND MELBA MOORE HYMAN TEARS
    STANKY ASS STARTER KIT
    VG CONDITON, LOOKS LIKE SHIT
    YER COPY OF BOZ SCAGSS PLAYS WITH POPS AND TICS
    WENT TO TRADE IT IN AND ONLY GOT 10 CENTS
    TRY TO ROCK THE PARTY WITH RICK JAMES GREATEST HITS
    YER SET CAME OFF SOFT
    NO ONE WAS DANCIN TO THE B.O.X.
    BEYOND ORDINARY EXISTANCE IS YER BEST RAP HIT?
    YOU GOT MCGRUFF ON 12" AND U THOUGH U WERE HIP?
    SWEET SENSATION ON PROFILE IS A STABLE IN YER KIT?
    MR. LEE PUMP THAT BOOTY IS YER JAM AND THATS IT?
    RHYTHM IS A DANCER PUTS U IN A FIT?
    SHAKE UR ASS ON THE FLOOR LIKE AN EP-A -LEC-TIC
    NO, NO REKKIDS IN SEATTLE I UNDERSTAND THIS
    BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LISTEN TO THIS HIGH ENERGY SHIT
    OH THANK GOD YER SET ENDED EARLY
    CRAPED IN UR PANTS AND ON YER SONICS JERSEY
    MOMMA PICKS U UP AT A QUARTER TO ELEVEN
    TAKES U HOME AND WIPE YER ASS IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN
    BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME WITH YER WACK ASS SET
    SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER OST WOULD BE A SAFE BET
    NEXT TIME YOU ROCK A PARTY COME PREPARED WITH SOME JAMZ
    THAT WONT MAKE YOU COME OF WACK LIKE THE STROKE OF YER HAND
    BUTT WIPE, GOOD NIGHT, GOTTA GO NOW
    CHECK BACK LATER FOR YER STANKY RHYMES R FOWL.






  • im getting warmed up. ima gonna be working on my rhymes. by the time puto bung bung gets here ima gonna rip it. watch out.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Can we please bring back 5 star ratings for this thread???

  • This thread gets five fundies.












  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    DOPE!!!

  • alls i got to say is




    OH SNAP!

  • MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
    FOR 1 I'M NOT MORROCO MOLE/BUT I WILL SHOVE A MORRCO IN YOUR HOLE/LAST TIME I SAW YOU/U LOST MORE HAIR/GREW A MUSTSTACHE AND WAS STILL A PUNK ASS/TRYIN TO BE THE SARG FROM CHIPS/BUT MAN YOU JUST CAME OUT LIKE DIP/GUACUMOLE WITH OUT THE SEED/MEANING YOU PUSSY/TO BAD YOU DON'T EAT IT CAUSE U MISSING OUT/YOUR DAME IS OVER HEAR STRAIGHT CHILLIN OUT/FUNNY THING IT ONLY TOOK ERNIE FORD TO MAKE HER SWING OUT/I HOPE THATS A LESSON/CAUSE GIRL CAN SING WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN/AND HER EYES ROLLED BACK/ACK!(SHE CHOKES)/YO YOU CANT HATE/ I GAVE HERE STREATCH MARKS WHEN SHE WAS 8/NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHY YOU ON A DIET/DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW YET/YOUR HAVING MY 2NDS/KIND OF LIKE DOUBLES/BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT/YO CAN'T DJ/ALL YOU DO IS COLLECT RECRODS....

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    BUT I WILL SHOVE A MORRCO IN YOUR HOLE



    If I knew what this meant, I might say, "ay-YO!"


  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Please try harder, that was weaksauce. All the miss spellings, are you Guzzo?

  • WELL WELL WELL LIKE RONALD ISLEY SAID
    MUTHAFUGGIN MANGOMAN BACK FROM THE DEAD
    RAPPIN THIS CRAP
    WIG SKULL SNAPS
    BEST U BETTER TAKE A HELLA STEP BACK
    EVERYONE KNOWS THE AP'S NAME
    BUT YER UNDERCOVER AND YER FEELING ASHAMED
    CAUSE ALL THE PLAYAS TOLD U YER ASS YER LAME
    TRY TO BUY A REKKID BUT YOU GOT NO GAME
    TALKIN BOUT MY GIRL IS A WASTE OF TIME
    CAUSE U KNOW YER STROKIN THAT WEINER SLIME
    WASH YER HANDS BEFORE YOU GO AND COME SHAKE MINE
    CAUSE I SURE I DONT WANT YER SMEGMA HAND GRIME
    NO LADIES IN YER LIFE BUT THATS JUST FINE
    TALK ABOUT YER MOMMA YER ISSUES THIS TIME
    LIKE HOW U HAVEN'T HAD A LADY SINCE '89
    SO U GOTTA COME ONLINE
    RAP ABOUT WHAT'S MINE
    GIT YER OWN DOUD
    LEAVE YER FANTASY BEHIND
    BIG BOWEL CRAP, DIAPERS UNSNAP,
    WIPE YER ASS CAUSE YER CRACK STANKS BAD.
    KEEP ON WISHIN ON YER FOUR LEAF CLOVER CAUSE YER
    WACK ASS RAP GAME READS GAME OVER



  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts


    MR. LEE PUMP THAT BOOTY IS YER JAM AND THATS IT?
    RHYTHM IS A DANCER PUTS U IN A FIT?
    SHAKE UR ASS ON THE FLOOR LIKE AN EP-A -LEC-TIC





    AP's the "new" Kool Keith


  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    LIKE SNL, SUCH IS MANGO MAN/WEARIN FRUITY HALF SHIRTS LIKE CHRIS KATTAN/DOIN THE ROGER RABBIT AND THE RUNNING MAN/TROLLIN FOR KIDS IN YR RICKETTY VAN/NEXT TIME YOU WANNA STEP,STEP OFF/ I GOT MY SAWED OFF AND YR BOUGHT TO GET SHOT/LIKE DAN FOGELBERG I'LL DROP YA LIKE A TURD/YA HEARD? YA SCURRED?/HIDIN BEHIND ALTER EGOS/ YR BREATH SMELLS OF DEATH AND CHILI FRITOS

  • damn... he layed down the dis.

  • " To bad I don't know many people at these shows or I would have introduced myself..... ".

    go figure

  • MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
    WELL WELL WELL LIKE RONALD ISLEY SAID
    MUTHAFUGGIN MANGOMAN BACK FROM THE DEAD
    RAPPIN THIS CRAP
    WIG SKULL SNAPS
    BEST U BETTER TAKE A HELLA STEP BACK
    EVERYONE KNOWS THE AP'S NAME
    BUT YER UNDERCOVER AND YER FEELING ASHAMED
    CAUSE ALL THE PLAYAS TOLD U YER ASS YER LAME
    TRY TO BUY A REKKID BUT YOU GOT NO GAME
    TALKIN BOUT MY GIRL IS A WASTE OF TIME
    CAUSE U KNOW YER STROKIN THAT WEINER SLIME
    WASH YER HANDS BEFORE YOU GO AND COME SHAKE MINE
    CAUSE I SURE I DONT WANT YER SMEGMA HAND GRIME
    NO LADIES IN YER LIFE BUT THATS JUST FINE
    TALK ABOUT YER MOMMA YER ISSUES THIS TIME
    LIKE HOW U HAVEN'T HAD A LADY SINCE '89
    SO U GOTTA COME ONLINE
    RAP ABOUT WHAT'S MINE
    GIT YER OWN DOUD
    LEAVE YER FANTASY BEHIND
    BIG BOWEL CRAP, DIAPERS UNSNAP,
    WIPE YER ASS CAUSE YER CRACK STANKS BAD.
    KEEP ON WISHIN ON YER FOUR LEAF CLOVER CAUSE YER
    WACK ASS RAP GAME READS GAME OVER



    WELL WELL WELL/I JUST FINISHED WIMBELDON/AND I GOT SERVED/YOU GOT A MEAN GRUNT AND YOUR BARK IS LOUD/BUT WHEN YOU PULLED OUT/I STILL WANTED MORE/SHIT MAN NOW I'M YOUR WHORE/JUST LIKE WINTER/HERE'S A SNOWBALL/YOU CAN'T YOU DON'T LIKE/SHIT TASTE LIKE MANGO/I'M NOT THE SAME WITHOUT MY IF(IRONFEET) LOGO/IM LIKE SAMSON WITH THE HAIR CUT/YOUR DAME WAS POISON I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN/I BODYBOARD DROPKNEE/AND YOUR SHIT IS PRONE....



    HAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE AP I LIKE IT, YOU DO MAKE MAN LAFF, AHAHAHHHAHHHA!!!!!!

  • i know who you are.

    next time i see you i am going to rip your head off and shove it up your ass.

  • just kidding.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    LIKE TAGTEAM,BACK AGAIN/AP AND DOUBLE M DROPPIN DISSES MY FRIEND/A.I.D.S. THAT DOESN'T SPELL ADIDAS/MANGOMANS WEARIN SPEEDO'S AND LAVENDER FILAS/BROKE ASS TALKIN BOUT REPRESENT/END OF THE MONTH AND YOU CAN'T PAY RENT?/SLOB SCRATCHIN YR NUTS LIKE AL BUNDY/I SEE YOU WITH YR GRANDMA TRYIN ON FUNDIES/TURDBURGLAR,POPPIN YR BUNYONS/LOL THIS THREAD BRINGS A TEAR TO ME EYE LIKE ONIONS/SO KEEP YR STANK RHYMES COMIN...
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