I once had a reverse LMSYRT. I was in a bar and the cute girl next to me started talking me up and seemed eager to 'get to know' me and was asking me a ton of questions about myself, including asking me my sign. When I answered 'Scorpio' she immediately got up and walked away.
I was in a bar and the cute girl next to me started talking me up and seemed eager to 'get to know' me and was asking me a ton of questions about myself, including asking me my sign. When I answered 'Scorpio' she immediately got up and walked away.
this reminds me of something related
"Your bad luck lately is because Mercury is in retrograde and..."
I was in a bar and the cute girl next to me started talking me up and seemed eager to 'get to know' me and was asking me a ton of questions about myself, including asking me my sign. When I answered 'Scorpio' she immediately got up and walked away.
this reminds me of something related
"Your bad luck lately is because Mercury is in retrograde and..."
LMSYRT
Oh dear god yes. Some others of recent vintage:
"Check out my trap remix of..."
LMSYRT
"It's a pop-up..."
LMSYRT (Exception: If it's a pop-up book)
So I just bought the latest [Insert Apple Product Here] and...
LMSYRT
Steve Jobs...
totally agree with any coversation in a public place (mostly coffee shops) about how Steve Jobs: Revolutionized technology, his innovative business model, consolidated, etc etc etc 25-40 year old business degree unemployed dudes talk
Also: "Oh you're into music, you would totally like my boyfriend's band I'll let you know when his band is playing next"
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I'll pass on the record, thanks!
LMSYRT
"Irregardless....."
LMSYRT
HA
Hahahaha, I can relate to this. I think Little Miss Sunshine & Juno are mine.
THIS.
Well then, I guess you won't be surfing this dating site anytime soon.
http://www.theatlasphere.com/
^^^^
:mindblown:
oof!!! my dumb ass has been known to mistakenly use this word from time to time. I blame it on KRS-ONE (e.g., 'Unrational').
heinous AND hilarious! thank you for sharing.
"You heard this right? DJ 2-Tone Jones - Shaolin Jazz - The 37th Chamber."
LMSYRT
Steve Jobs...
LMSYRT
You heard about [Insert Computer/Console Game Here] produced by Activision...
LMSYRT
I am thinking of voting for Nader...
LMSYRT
Rush Limbaugh said...
LMSYRT
first prize right here
this reminds me of something related
"Your bad luck lately is because Mercury is in retrograde and..."
LMSYRT
Oh dear god yes. Some others of recent vintage:
"Check out my trap remix of..."
LMSYRT
"It's a pop-up..."
LMSYRT (Exception: If it's a pop-up book)
I'm feeling the pop up pop up bookstore concept tho...
totally agree with any coversation in a public place (mostly coffee shops) about how Steve Jobs: Revolutionized technology, his innovative business model, consolidated, etc etc etc 25-40 year old business degree unemployed dudes talk
Also: "Oh you're into music, you would totally like my boyfriend's band I'll let you know when his band is playing next"
Spot on for SF. I will also stop listening if someone throws out "artisan" to describe food or anything with sea salt on it.
LMSYRT
For sure. "Artisan" just means "needlessly expensive."
Another one:
"Please sign my online petition to..."
LMSYRT
EDIT:
One more food-related one:
"It's a gluten-free..."
LMSYRT
Unless you have celiac disease, shut the fuck up about gluten.
LMSYRT
"Check out this epic..."
LMSYRT
Also:
"Harlem Shake wah wah wahh (charlie brown teacher voice)..."
Not a fan of The Odyssey, huh?
"I'm gonna live-Tweet..."
LMSYRT
Let me stop you right there.
LMSYRT...I only have a credit card and you need to get a job or at least look for one.
I am going to stop you right there.
"You don't look Brazilian"
"What's your name?"
"Paulo"
"Pablo?"
"Paulo"
"Apollo?"
"Paulo"
"Oh that's cool, my name is John-o"
Let me just walk away from you right there.
:bizzo:
LMSYRT.
Chuggers.
I.T. geeks talking about programming/code/whatever I don't want to understand but expect to work.
"I could care less"
LMSYRT.