Let me stop you right there
DB_Cooper
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Male co-worker the other day: "Have you ever seen that episode of Sex in the City where???"
Me: "Let me stop you right there. No. I can guarantee you that I have not."
Please to add on.
Me: "Let me stop you right there. No. I can guarantee you that I have not."
Please to add on.
Comments
"when you've spent the weekend at a bath house...."
(the look on his face when i explained to him what activities take place in the bath houses here was on par with the crying indian in that anti-litter commercial)
Me "Let me stop you right there, no."
Yesterday.
I think I know why!
For me, it's:
"Hey, I have a new club night. It's Tuesdays and we spin--"
No, I don't.
And if I did, I would never admit it.
Jesus. Fuck. No.
Just a second, there, professor....
HA!.
I can sympatize with that one.
Response
"Let me stop you righ there and ask you if you are insinuating that i LOOK like someone who woudl play golf?"
Right. It's not like I even own pink pants.
Then what the hell do you wear to Anti-Death Penalty Rallies??
b/w
It's a joke for all you hyper-sensitive types.
"GARDEN STATE is my favorite movie."
:shame_on_you:
Anyone who puts headphones on my ears and says "This band will change your life"
"Yeah, were just gigging around locally, but were gonna start touring soon. I think youd dig us. Our name is Funk..."
Me
"LMSTYRT. I will not like your band if you have the work "Funk" in your name"
I can relate.
"Surely you would not say this things to me - "
"I know it's Friday and you're finishing in 5 minutes, but....."
L M S Y R T!
"You know that episode of Family Guy where the baby.."
L M S Y R T!
OKAAAAAAAAY. I live near a "town square" that does summer concerts. Guess who was playing last night? Funk Stop.
LOL.
NO.
gross. that movie was/is a litmus test for me determining if i am going to like you.
.....LMSYRT yeah, i don't go into the city on the weekends.
i'm the reverse B&T trying to go further away when the weekend comes around.
Haha... this one kills me!
These are great... somebody with spare time and web skills should make this a user generated blog. Wait, did I just say user generated blog? Let me stop me right there...
I'm thinking aboput getting a tattoo...
NZ? I've been to Australia...
Ha! See also:
"You wanna know the worst tattoo I've ever seen?"
LMSYRT. I'm not preaching, no need to get defensive.
Other side of that coin:
"What's that, chicken? You know what they do to those chick???"
"Let me stop you right there. Yes. Yes, I do. And it's delicious."
Touche. I don't discuss my dietary ideology unless prompted, though.
LMSYRT I am getting ready to go on a bike ride.
Not directed at you, though. I have a friend who gets a couple pops in him sometimes and decides it's time to revisit the "meat is murder" argument. Not trying to have that conversation yet again.