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Let me stop you right there

DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
edited June 2011 in Strut Central
Male co-worker the other day: "Have you ever seen that episode of Sex in the City where???"
Me: "Let me stop you right there. No. I can guarantee you that I have not."

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  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    the latvian/russian i hired at the beginning of the year:

    "when you've spent the weekend at a bath house...."


    (the look on his face when i explained to him what activities take place in the bath houses here was on par with the crying indian in that anti-litter commercial)
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Kids: "Dad can I---"
    Me "Let me stop you right there, no."
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    "I don't know why, but black gays really bother me..."

    Yesterday.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    bassie said:
    "I don't know why, but black gays really bother me..."

    Yesterday.

    I think I know why!

    For me, it's:
    "Hey, I have a new club night. It's Tuesdays and we spin--"
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    "You know that line in that BIlly Joel song where he..."

    No, I don't.

    And if I did, I would never admit it.
  • Options
    Unknown
    "Do you golf?"

    Jesus. Fuck. No.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    "You know that line in that BIlly Joel song where he..."

    No, I don't.

    And if I did, I would never admit it.
    Well it's all Billy Joel to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts


    Just a second, there, professor....
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    NomoreGarciaparra said:
    "Do you golf?"

    Jesus. Fuck. No.

    HA!.
    I can sympatize with that one.

    Response
    "Let me stop you righ there and ask you if you are insinuating that i LOOK like someone who woudl play golf?"
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    mrmatthew said:
    NomoreGarciaparra said:
    "Do you golf?"

    Jesus. Fuck. No.

    HA!.
    I can sympatize with that one.

    Response
    "Let me stop you righ there and ask you if you are insinuating that i LOOK like someone who woudl play golf?"

    Right. It's not like I even own pink pants.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    NomoreGarciaparra said:
    Right. It's not like I even own pink pants.

    Then what the hell do you wear to Anti-Death Penalty Rallies??

    b/w

    It's a joke for all you hyper-sensitive types.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I actually had to do a LMSYRT to an attractive girl around 3am at a house party several years ago when she said this:

    "GARDEN STATE is my favorite movie."

    :shame_on_you:
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    b/w

    Anyone who puts headphones on my ears and says "This band will change your life"
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    Any musician
    "Yeah, were just gigging around locally, but were gonna start touring soon. I think youd dig us. Our name is Funk..."
    Me
    "LMSTYRT. I will not like your band if you have the work "Funk" in your name"
  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    mrmatthew said:
    Any musician
    "Yeah, were just gigging around locally, but were gonna start touring soon. I think youd dig us. Our name is Funk..."
    Me
    "LMSTYRT. I will not like your band if you have the work "Funk" in your name"

    I can relate.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    mrmatthew said:
    Any musician
    "Yeah, were just gigging around locally, but were gonna start touring soon. I think youd dig us. Our name is Funk..."
    Me
    "LMSTYRT. I will not like your band if you have the work "Funk" in your name"



    "Surely you would not say this things to me - "
  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    At work

    "I know it's Friday and you're finishing in 5 minutes, but....."

    L M S Y R T!
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Last night:

    "You know that episode of Family Guy where the baby.."

    L M S Y R T!
  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    gravelheadwrap said:
    mrmatthew said:
    Any musician
    "Yeah, were just gigging around locally, but were gonna start touring soon. I think youd dig us. Our name is Funk..."
    Me
    "LMSTYRT. I will not like your band if you have the work "Funk" in your name"

    I can relate.

    OKAAAAAAAAY. I live near a "town square" that does summer concerts. Guess who was playing last night? Funk Stop.

    LOL.


    NO.
  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    soulmarcosa said:
    I actually had to do a LMSYRT to an attractive girl around 3am at a house party several years ago when she said this:

    "GARDEN STATE is my favorite movie."

    :shame_on_you:

    gross. that movie was/is a litmus test for me determining if i am going to like you.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    "Do you like mashups?"
  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    "so Friday night in the L.E.S. i am playing at....."

    .....LMSYRT yeah, i don't go into the city on the weekends.

    i'm the reverse B&T trying to go further away when the weekend comes around.
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    hogginthefogg said:
    "Do you like mashups?"

    Haha... this one kills me!

    These are great... somebody with spare time and web skills should make this a user generated blog. Wait, did I just say user generated blog? Let me stop me right there...
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    I had a dream last night...

    I'm thinking aboput getting a tattoo...

    NZ? I've been to Australia...
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    I'm thinking about getting a tattoo...

    Ha! See also:

    "You wanna know the worst tattoo I've ever seen?"
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    "You're vegetarian? My brother-in law is, too, and I've met one in school. You know, I tried to go veggie for 3 days once and just couldn't do it and my stomach felt all weird and my hair started to fall out and..."

    LMSYRT. I'm not preaching, no need to get defensive.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Almond said:
    "You're vegetarian? My brother-in law is, too, and I've met one in school. You know, I tried to go veggie for 3 days once and just couldn't do it and my stomach felt all weird and my hair started to fall out and..."

    LMSYRT. I'm not preaching, no need to get defensive.

    Other side of that coin:

    "What's that, chicken? You know what they do to those chick???"

    "Let me stop you right there. Yes. Yes, I do. And it's delicious."
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Almond said:
    "You're vegetarian? My brother-in law is, too, and I've met one in school. You know, I tried to go veggie for 3 days once and just couldn't do it and my stomach felt all weird and my hair started to fall out and..."

    LMSYRT. I'm not preaching, no need to get defensive.

    Other side of that coin:

    "What's that, chicken? You know what they do to those chick???"

    "Let me stop you right there. Yes. Yes, I do. And it's delicious."

    Touche. I don't discuss my dietary ideology unless prompted, though.
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    "You know breathing is bad for the earth..."

    LMSYRT I am getting ready to go on a bike ride.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Almond said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    Almond said:
    "You're vegetarian? My brother-in law is, too, and I've met one in school. You know, I tried to go veggie for 3 days once and just couldn't do it and my stomach felt all weird and my hair started to fall out and..."

    LMSYRT. I'm not preaching, no need to get defensive.

    Other side of that coin:

    "What's that, chicken? You know what they do to those chick???"

    "Let me stop you right there. Yes. Yes, I do. And it's delicious."

    Touche. I don't discuss my dietary ideology unless prompted, though.

    Not directed at you, though. I have a friend who gets a couple pops in him sometimes and decides it's time to revisit the "meat is murder" argument. Not trying to have that conversation yet again.
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