KEEPIN IT FRESH IN THE BEDROOM (bj related)

batmon

i've had a few lady friends for a few years now

and week on week i've humped pretty much the same way - i bring in new bedroom moves here and there but its pretty much missionary and doggy style
i find it very difficult to deviate from what works - because it works so well

BUTT

i know a lot of ladies in the area cuss me because they know exactly which position i'm going to do, and i try really hard to switch it up sometimes, but i immediately start losing the passion and go back to missionary

the trouble is, is that I don't really have a steady ladyfriend as such but i do hump in some of the trendier bars and i have to keep an edge of 'cool' to what i do without going all Prince- and the trendy ladies only fuck me ironically and then your average ghetto becky will just go crazy and want me to got downtown. And everyone else wants post -sex conversation and/or 2004 backrubs (which i just cannot execute because i hate it).

i'd be interested in any advice any hetero male/female or fat marriage couples could give me and in particular any new joints which really work at the moment

its really becoming a problem for me right now, because i love humping- i always have but its not fun anymore

thanks

batmon

nzshadow

Rockadelic

batmon said:

And everyone else wants post -sex conversation and/or 2004 backrubs (which i just cannot execute because i hate it).

A very wise lady once told me that every woman needs 2 men.....a straight man to have sex with and a gay man to talk to afterwards.

cookbook

the thread title leads you on, i see NO bj discussion in your poast, plaese to edit!

staxwax

TheKindCromang

Try humping in a stripclub for 6/7 hours a day, waxing the same bullshit. it IS a job.

Jamal

Jam??l??'s 5 step program.. 5 positions..and repeat.
while having this song on ............repete.
Guaranteed succes!
chenqui!



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Unknown

I'm thinking I'm sorry computers were ever invented.

markus71

this thread is a riot.

PATX

TheKindCromang said:

Try humping in a stripclub for 6/7 hours a day, waxing the same bullshit. it IS a job.

:game_over:

jjfad027

:five_pager:


:comedy_gold:

I hope this keeps going.

HarveyCanal

Thought you were into some tranny love...

soundsreal

- and the trendy ladies only fuck me ironically


batmon
What is ironical fucking? Do you blow your load ironically? Really would love to hear this bit expanded on a touch

elise

Has it ever occurred to you that you may have unintentionally "trained" the ladies to only respond to your limited humping?

jaysus

I have heard that



Are where it's at!

Jimster

You could try asking them what they want.

Then mack tf up.

leon

I really injoyed the Iron Man climax....

oops wrong thread sorry bye.

behemoth

may I suggest a different room? missionary on the bathroom floor? doggy in the kitchen? invite your neighbors to watch?

tons of shit you can do.

Grandfather

Post a fourplay list

walter_chron

Grandfather said:

Post a fourplay list

PATX

Have a night in by yourself. You time.

vintageinfants

vintageinfants

Jamal

forgot to post

Attached files

phongone

Batmon, was it intentional on your part to leave out going down on ladies? I've found that mackin' box is often the key to success.

Okem

b/w

no way this is a serious thread, someone leave their computer unattended & logged in?

b/w/w

this thread needs more H.E.R.M.

pickwick33

Horseleech

You answered your own question.

batmon said:

BUTT

pickwick33

parallax

D.E.L.E.T.E.

Kindly,
parallax

thewaxbandit

batmon said:

i've had a few lady friends for a few years now

and week on week i've humped pretty much the same way - i bring in new bedroom moves here and there but its pretty much missionary and doggy style
i find it very difficult to deviate from what works - because it works so well

BUTT

i know a lot of ladies in the area cuss me because they know exactly which position i'm going to do, and i try really hard to switch it up sometimes, but i immediately start losing the passion and go back to missionary

the trouble is, is that I don't really have a steady ladyfriend as such but i do hump in some of the trendier bars and i have to keep an edge of 'cool' to what i do without going all Prince- and the trendy ladies only fuck me ironically and then your average ghetto becky will just go crazy and want me to got downtown. And everyone else wants post -sex conversation and/or 2004 backrubs (which i just cannot execute because i hate it).

i'd be interested in any advice any hetero male/female or fat marriage couples could give me and in particular any new joints which really work at the moment

its really becoming a problem for me right now, because i love humping- i always have but its not fun anymore

thanks

batmon

its funny because its true

:I