poast your last 3 facebook status updates.

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
Don't be soft. After all that shit talking, post your last 3 status updates, no matter what they are. Fuck it, I'll do 5 of them.


dude I am stressing the hell out trying to get last minute travel stuff worked out for work! doh!

Haven't really been following the news lately, but sounds like Egyptians are pretty mad at their Pharoh right now.

Just ordered a Nikon D90 w/ 50mm f/1.4D lens! Can't wait! Now I just gotta find a good deal on a Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8. So excited.

just saw large white lady with a blue tshirt with wild horses thundering in front of a shimmering american flag. guess where i am!

I have thoughts. thoughts about things.



DON'T BE SOFT.

DO IT.

Lets see what kind of genius shit you had to say.....
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  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    button said:

    Everything was going so great all night. I really thought we'd really hit if off. Before she left she asked for my e-mail; maybe we could meet later in the week for lunch she said. I gave it to her of course, but when I did this strange look took over her entire face, uncomfortable and disappointed. I asked if something was wrong. She told me that Yahoo mail was really unattractive. I signed up for a Gmail that same night, but by then it was already too late.

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  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
    elise said:


    Did this really happen?! Ha!

    No, I'd probably keep something like that to myself if and when it happens.

  • CinisterCee said:
    your statuses, not links

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  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    last one was when i was randomly posting 'oblique strategies'

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    last one was when i was randomly posting 'oblique strategies'
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